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Mass outing of gay athletes - Aaron Rodgers spinoff (1 Viewer)

Agree with least surprising being Tony Gonzales. I'd add Larry Fitzgerald to that list, and Matt Forte.

Funniest would be Tebow. Close second would be Richie Incognito or Romanowski.

Most surprising would be Ray Lewis.

 
Tom Servo said:
gianmarco said:
Tom Servo said:
Raider Nation said:
Most surprising - Philip Rivers, since he has seven kids. That would be one helluva cover story.
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I had a young lady that baby sat my kids a couple of times - you'd love her (big boobs, nice face, etc.). Anyhow, she ended up getting pregnant by her boyfriend, they got married and had a couple more kids. Earlier this year she came out as a lesbian and she's getting divorced. :loco:
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Did she used to give them baths?
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She could've given me a bath.
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Babysitter bobsled.

 
AAABatteries said:
Aaron Rudnicki said:
Why would JDR be the funniest?
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Not sure - he's just so intense - he doesn't fit the stereotypical gay man. Granted I guess a lot of athletes don't but it would be the same way I would have felt if Brian Boitano had come out heterosexual. Doesn't fit the profile - :shrug:
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I wish there wasn't a "stereotypical gay man". As more guys come out, I hope it does away with the learned mannerisms of numerous homosexuals.

 
EYLive said:
I wish there wasn't a "stereotypical gay man". As more guys come out, I hope it does away with the learned mannerisms of numerous homosexuals.
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Unlikely. The learned mannerisms act as a Bat Signal for other gay men.

 
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Clifford said:
Agree with least surprising being Tony Gonzales. I'd add Larry Fitzgerald to that list, and Matt Forte.

Funniest would be Tebow. Close second would be Richie Incognito or Romanowski.

Most surprising would be Ray Lewis.
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October Gonzales is one heck of a beard then.

 
17seconds said:
Did Jeff Garcia come out yet? He should, it's safe now.
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He boned my buddy's sister years ago. According to her, he was a horn-ball and always hit on other women, but more than anything, Jeff was a total lush.

 
So back on topic, Rodgers apparently was on a radio show, acknowledged the rumors and said he "really, really likes women"?

It's hard to imagine a worse strategy here. First, he's dignifying the allegations by responding at all. So if you're a famous person, any bored idiot, deranged person or valet who didn't receive an acceptable tip can go on social media and start a rumor about you, and you're compelled to respond???

By responding at all, you are immediately proclaiming to the world that the allegations came from neither a bored idiot, nor a deranged person, nor a valet who didn't receive an acceptable tip. No, this is now a thing that I need to address. Something serious and potentially damaging.

So, ####### OBVIOUSLY, you are well aware of exactly HOW the rumor originated. And if you knew damn well that the allegations came from someone who was either a bored idiot, or a deranged person, or a valet who didn't receive an acceptable tip, YOU WOULD LAUGH AND EAT YOUR CHRISTMAS PHEASANT AND #### YOUR LITTLE CAITLINN POON TROPHY from your college days, and this thing vaporizes because there is no substance to it.

Next issue, he feels the need to deny it, which tells the world that it is a horrific prospect to be known as a gay person. Awful, awful, awful, awful PR. Discount daaaaablecheck suits are neck deep in whiskey and brainstorming sessions right now. Get this jerkoff disassociated with us ASAP (though I think this is ultimately fixable in a short interval if handled correctly).

Next issue -- every gay blog, forum, newspaper, the gay guy at work, all simultaneously say, "TOLD YA!!!". And not knowing Rodgers personally and the fact he had to deny it, do I defend the guy or just laugh?

Next issue -- if addressing it at all, say something thoughtful and insightful on the subject. "You know, gay guys can lust over me all they want, and I'm flattered, but...lord help me, this gorgeous girl CAITLINN makes my big ol' heart skip a beat! That blonde hair...I once worked a t-shirt booth because I knew I'd get to work with her for 40 minutes between shifts...she looked at me, blah blah blah.

I honestly don't give two craps, but if you put a gun to my head I'm saying he's probably gay with a decent level of confidence.

 
Koya said:
17seconds said:
Did Jeff Garcia come out yet? He should, it's safe now.
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Have you seen his (ex? current?) girlfriend? If that's gay, get me a taste of the rainbow.

ETA: Make that wife I guess.
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I saw them once in West Hollywood shopping. He was holding bags and getting hen pecked just like every boyfriend ever. I have other friends that've seen them together at clubs and all over each other. IMO, she's definitely not a beard.

 
McGarnicle said:
So back on topic, Rodgers apparently was on a radio show, acknowledged the rumors and said he "really, really likes women"?

It's hard to imagine a worse strategy here. First, he's dignifying the allegations by responding at all. So if you're a famous person, any bored idiot, deranged person or valet who didn't receive an acceptable tip can go on social media and start a rumor about you, and you're compelled to respond???

By responding at all, you are immediately proclaiming to the world that the allegations came from neither a bored idiot, nor a deranged person, nor a valet who didn't receive an acceptable tip. No, this is now a thing that I need to address. Something serious and potentially damaging.

So, ####### OBVIOUSLY, you are well aware of exactly HOW the rumor originated. And if you knew damn well that the allegations came from someone who was either a bored idiot, or a deranged person, or a valet who didn't receive an acceptable tip, YOU WOULD LAUGH AND EAT YOUR CHRISTMAS PHEASANT AND #### YOUR LITTLE CAITLINN POON TROPHY from your college days, and this thing vaporizes because there is no substance to it.

Next issue, he feels the need to deny it, which tells the world that it is a horrific prospect to be known as a gay person. Awful, awful, awful, awful PR. Discount daaaaablecheck suits are neck deep in whiskey and brainstorming sessions right now. Get this jerkoff disassociated with us ASAP (though I think this is ultimately fixable in a short interval if handled correctly).

Next issue -- every gay blog, forum, newspaper, the gay guy at work, all simultaneously say, "TOLD YA!!!". And not knowing Rodgers personally and the fact he had to deny it, do I defend the guy or just laugh?

Next issue -- if addressing it at all, say something thoughtful and insightful on the subject. "You know, gay guys can lust over me all they want, and I'm flattered, but...lord help me, this gorgeous girl CAITLINN makes my big ol' heart skip a beat! That blonde hair...I once worked a t-shirt booth because I knew I'd get to work with her for 40 minutes between shifts...she looked at me, blah blah blah.

I honestly don't give two craps, but if you put a gun to my head I'm saying he's probably gay with a decent level of confidence.
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didn't the DJs ask him about it? It's not like he just said "Hey, while I'm here, there's something I'd like to say..."

 
Rayderr said:
McGarnicle said:
So back on topic, Rodgers apparently was on a radio show, acknowledged the rumors and said he "really, really likes women"?

It's hard to imagine a worse strategy here. First, he's dignifying the allegations by responding at all. So if you're a famous person, any bored idiot, deranged person or valet who didn't receive an acceptable tip can go on social media and start a rumor about you, and you're compelled to respond???

By responding at all, you are immediately proclaiming to the world that the allegations came from neither a bored idiot, nor a deranged person, nor a valet who didn't receive an acceptable tip. No, this is now a thing that I need to address. Something serious and potentially damaging.

So, ####### OBVIOUSLY, you are well aware of exactly HOW the rumor originated. And if you knew damn well that the allegations came from someone who was either a bored idiot, or a deranged person, or a valet who didn't receive an acceptable tip, YOU WOULD LAUGH AND EAT YOUR CHRISTMAS PHEASANT AND #### YOUR LITTLE CAITLINN POON TROPHY from your college days, and this thing vaporizes because there is no substance to it.

Next issue, he feels the need to deny it, which tells the world that it is a horrific prospect to be known as a gay person. Awful, awful, awful, awful PR. Discount daaaaablecheck suits are neck deep in whiskey and brainstorming sessions right now. Get this jerkoff disassociated with us ASAP (though I think this is ultimately fixable in a short interval if handled correctly).

Next issue -- every gay blog, forum, newspaper, the gay guy at work, all simultaneously say, "TOLD YA!!!". And not knowing Rodgers personally and the fact he had to deny it, do I defend the guy or just laugh?

Next issue -- if addressing it at all, say something thoughtful and insightful on the subject. "You know, gay guys can lust over me all they want, and I'm flattered, but...lord help me, this gorgeous girl CAITLINN makes my big ol' heart skip a beat! That blonde hair...I once worked a t-shirt booth because I knew I'd get to work with her for 40 minutes between shifts...she looked at me, blah blah blah.

I honestly don't give two craps, but if you put a gun to my head I'm saying he's probably gay with a decent level of confidence.
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didn't the DJs ask him about it? It's not like he just said "Hey, while I'm here, there's something I'd like to say..."
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Sure, and he could have given a thoughtful and measured response. He had to know the question was coming.

 
McGarnicle said:
So back on topic, Rodgers apparently was on a radio show, acknowledged the rumors and said he "really, really likes women"?

It's hard to imagine a worse strategy here. First, he's dignifying the allegations by responding at all. So if you're a famous person, any bored idiot, deranged person or valet who didn't receive an acceptable tip can go on social media and start a rumor about you, and you're compelled to respond???

By responding at all, you are immediately proclaiming to the world that the allegations came from neither a bored idiot, nor a deranged person, nor a valet who didn't receive an acceptable tip. No, this is now a thing that I need to address. Something serious and potentially damaging.
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Yeah, a much better strategy would have been just to say "No comment". That would have stopped the rumors.

 
You are all falling for the gay agenda, very few people are gay, trying to figure out who is gay is like trying to find the needle in a haystack

 
KingPrawn said:
McGarnicle said:
So back on topic, Rodgers apparently was on a radio show, acknowledged the rumors and said he "really, really likes women"?It's hard to imagine a worse strategy here. First, he's dignifying the allegations by responding at all. So if you're a famous person, any bored idiot, deranged person or valet who didn't receive an acceptable tip can go on social media and start a rumor about you, and you're compelled to respond???By responding at all, you are immediately proclaiming to the world that the allegations came from neither a bored idiot, nor a deranged person, nor a valet who didn't receive an acceptable tip. No, this is now a thing that I need to address. Something serious and potentially damaging.
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Yeah, a much better strategy would have been just to say "No comment". That would have stopped the rumors.
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Maybe the rumors will always be there, who knows. There have been rumors about Aikman for years. The point is, don't dignify it by commenting at all. You're a famous elite athlete, and should be above this type of thing, so act like it. Or if you do comment, make it more thoughtful than what he said.
 
McGarnicle said:
KingPrawn said:
McGarnicle said:
So back on topic, Rodgers apparently was on a radio show, acknowledged the rumors and said he "really, really likes women"?It's hard to imagine a worse strategy here. First, he's dignifying the allegations by responding at all. So if you're a famous person, any bored idiot, deranged person or valet who didn't receive an acceptable tip can go on social media and start a rumor about you, and you're compelled to respond???By responding at all, you are immediately proclaiming to the world that the allegations came from neither a bored idiot, nor a deranged person, nor a valet who didn't receive an acceptable tip. No, this is now a thing that I need to address. Something serious and potentially damaging.
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Yeah, a much better strategy would have been just to say "No comment". That would have stopped the rumors.
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Maybe the rumors will always be there, who knows. There have been rumors about Aikman for years. The point is, don't dignify it by commenting at all. You're a famous elite athlete, and should be above this type of thing, so act like it. Or if you do comment, make it more thoughtful than what he said.
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:goodposting:

Act above it and be dismissive. If a radio host is crude enough to ask you, just say, "I've heard the rumors and I'm not going to waste any breath on them."

Only if you're faced with specific allegations, e.g. someone claiming they hooked up with you for gay sex on a specific trip or something, or photos supposedly catching you in the act, do you directly address the allegations.

 
T Bell said:
McGarnicle said:
KingPrawn said:
McGarnicle said:
So back on topic, Rodgers apparently was on a radio show, acknowledged the rumors and said he "really, really likes women"?It's hard to imagine a worse strategy here. First, he's dignifying the allegations by responding at all. So if you're a famous person, any bored idiot, deranged person or valet who didn't receive an acceptable tip can go on social media and start a rumor about you, and you're compelled to respond???By responding at all, you are immediately proclaiming to the world that the allegations came from neither a bored idiot, nor a deranged person, nor a valet who didn't receive an acceptable tip. No, this is now a thing that I need to address. Something serious and potentially damaging.
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Yeah, a much better strategy would have been just to say "No comment". That would have stopped the rumors.
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Maybe the rumors will always be there, who knows. There have been rumors about Aikman for years. The point is, don't dignify it by commenting at all. You're a famous elite athlete, and should be above this type of thing, so act like it. Or if you do comment, make it more thoughtful than what he said.
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:goodposting:

Act above it and be dismissive. If a radio host is crude enough to ask you, just say, "I've heard the rumors and I'm not going to waste any breath on them."

Only if you're faced with specific allegations, e.g. someone claiming they hooked up with you for gay sex on a specific trip or something, or photos supposedly catching you in the act, do you directly address the allegations.
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That's pretty much what he did say. The radio host was Jason Wilde and Rodgers made the comments on his weekly radio show. It was in response to a listeners question about what was the coolest thing about being a celebrity and what was the least coolest thing about being a celebrity. Rodgers response to the second part was "the least coolest thing is probably that there isn't a lot of separation between your public and private life and occasionally people get upset if you say no to a picture while you're eating dinner . . . (chuckling) or if you get crazy rumors that swirl around you from time to time that are just silly (more chuckling by him and Wilde). All I can say is that I'm not gay. (chuckling) I really really like women. And that's all I can say about that (more chuckling)."

If you are a regular listener of the weekly radio show you know that Wilde and Rodgers have a good relationship and are constantly ribbing each other and taking good-natured pot shots at each other. I imagine much like you would hear in a locker room. I'm sure Rodgers took just as much heat in the Packer locker room about the rumors. It was very apparent they didn't take the rumors seriously and you could tell from the nature of the conversation and the tone of their voices they didn't take them seriously.

 
johnjohn said:
You are all falling for the gay agenda, very few people are gay, trying to figure out who is gay is like trying to find the needle in a haystack
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You might have a bright future here.

 
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