Matt Farley-100 Songs in a Day (1 Viewer)

[Cunk]

http://www.onthemedia.org/story/tldr-hundred-songs/

This guys writes tons of songs about everything and puts them on Spotify and iTunes. He makes over $20,000 a year by having over 14,000 songs and getting a tiny amount of $$$ every time someone clicks on one of his songs. Some of his songs are hilarious and seem right up the FFA's alley. A ton of poop/fart songs.

I just found about him last night so after listening to the story from the above link. I just started exploring his catalog. Some are just awful (which he fully admits) but some early faves so far are:

From his "group" The Toilet Bowl Cleaners:

Corn in my Poop

My Tape Worm Stanley

Gotta Poop (&I'm With A Pretty Girl)

Wet Farts

Poop Clouds

I Pee When I Poop (But Not the Other Way Around)

Poop Into a Wormhole

The Bum Song

I Pooped on Santa's Lap

Another group of his: "The Odd Man Who Sings About Poop, Puke and Pee" also give us the classic "Twerk Fart".

 

[Dentist]

I'm waiting for the breakout smash: I pooped on a hot girl's upper torso whilst at a dental office

 

[Cunk]

Well he does have "Fecal Matter on My Toothbrush" to hold you over until then.

 

[McGarnicle]

And he lives in a van down by the river!