May-December romances? (1 Viewer)

[Tchula]

How much age difference is too much? Guys I am 42, divorced, with no kids, but I look younger. I am being hit on by an attractive 23 year old woman. She has no kids but a crappy job like most 23 year olds. Should I feel like a cradle robber for entertaining thoughts of going out with her or is that acceptable in this day and age? Since she's cool with it, I think I should be. lol NO pic, cause I know that's the first thing I'd be asking.

 

[bostonfred]

Yes it's too big an shee gap

Yes you should do it

 

[Henry Ford]

Half your age plus 7.

That said, if you're not her boss or anything, why not?

 

[dozer]

No man. That just wouldn't be right.

 

[Apple Jack]

As long as your thoughts are impure and nowhere near ever entertaining the idea of a relationship, play ball.

 

[Koya]

Seriously...

no, really...STOP OVERTHINKING THIS!!!!

Would you have fun if you hung out with her? Could it MAYBE result in, well, a lot of fun?

Dude as long as shes not some blatant gold digging #####, whats the harm? Have some fun and the upside WAY overcomes the downside.

 

[SacramentoBob]

I am 42 [...] but I look younger.

Said every 40+ year old guy in the history of mankind.

 

[pollardsvision]

This is like starting a thread asking if it's okay to accept a Christmas bonus

 

[Juxtatarot]

Just make sure to be gone by the time you have to meet her family or hang out with her friends.

 

[AAABatteries]

Why does it matter that she has a crappy job?

 

[Henry Ford]

Why does it matter that she has a crappy job?

He hired her.

 

[AAABatteries]

How old is your ex and will she find out you are boning this chick? If she's 10+ years older than the new girl then I think you have to do it just to see what her reaction will be.

 

[Osaurus]

Hit it

 

[pollardsvision]

Just make sure to be gone by the time you have to meet her family or hang out with her friends.

That's silly what if she has some hot friends or a younger sister for after things go south. Always be prospecting.

 

[jon_mx]

I am trying to think of the downside.

 

[McGarnicle]

I don't think I understand the question. Is she your cousin or something?

 

[fantasycurse42]

I'm 31, if my wife and I ever broke up, the first thing I'm doing is nailing a 19 year old...

This would be tomorrow or 15 years from now.

 

[ChiefD]

Listen here. You are being presented this golden opportunity by God. You owe it to Him, yourself, and to us beaten down old married guys who have no prayer of ever seeing a 23 year old vag again.

If you don't do this, I will personally come to your town and kick your ####.

 

[Widbil83]

Make sure to ask her father for permission first.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Is she handicapped? If not, you are for asking this question.

 

[johnnycakes]

Is she a midget?

 

[SacramentoBob]

Is she a midget?

Not sure this would change my answer.

 

[AAABatteries]

Listen here. You are being presented this golden opportunity by God. You owe it to Him, yourself, and to us beaten down old married guys who have no prayer of ever seeing a 23 year old vag again.

Is your internet porn broken?

 

[pollardsvision]

May as well enjoy one of the benefits of being a man.

Women get the kids and half your money. Men get to have an ever expanding dating pool. Well until about 60 or so, depending on how much money you have.

 

[McGarnicle]

If you don't do this, I will personally come to your town and kick your ####.

I'll hold him down.

 

[SacramentoBob]

If you don't do this, I will personally come to your town and kick your ####.

I'll hold him down.

I'll take his pants off.

 

[fantasycurse42]

If you don't do this, I will personally come to your town and kick your ####.

I'll hold him down.

I'll take his pants off.

Dibs on bringing the condoms.

 

[Thunderlips]

Come on.

Get yourself some Viagra (even if you dont' need it) and beat that ##### like a red headed stepchild. Ham slam that #### like the fate of the world depended on it.......and don't even worry about if she's gold digging;

 

[Tchula]

Met her briefly today. She said I made a good impression. We hung out for a half hour and I cut it short. No she isn't a midget. She';s about 5'9 and I'd guess 115 lbs. I cut it short so things didn't get awkward with her cousin there. Plus Wal Mart is a little odd for a first meet. I'll keep you posted if we meet again.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Met her briefly today. She said I made a good impression. We hung out for a half hour and I cut it short. No she isn't a midget. She';s about 5'9 and I'd guess 115 lbs. I cut it short so things didn't get awkward with her cousin there. Plus Wal Mart is a little odd for a first meet. I'll keep you posted if we meet again.

Oh, come on.

 

[SacramentoBob]

WTH?

 

[Angry Beavers]

Really?

 

[Widbil83]

Should have went to Target.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Met her briefly today. She said I made a good impression. We hung out for a half hour and I cut it short. No she isn't a midget. She';s about 5'9 and I'd guess 115 lbs. I cut it short so things didn't get awkward with her cousin there. Plus Wal Mart is a little odd for a first meet. I'll keep you posted if we meet again.

Sounds good, Kige. Pulling for you two.

 

[Steve Tasker]

Met her briefly today. She said I made a good impression. We hung out for a half hour and I cut it short. No she isn't a midget. She';s about 5'9 and I'd guess 115 lbs. I cut it short so things didn't get awkward with her cousin there. Plus Wal Mart is a little odd for a first meet. I'll keep you posted if we meet again.

Sounds good, Kige. Pulling for you two.

This is Tchula for Youtube Dating.

 

[Tchula]

OK this chick is old news. I met a 34 year old woman who makes 120k, has no kids, and is horny 24/7. I win.

 

[Fennis]

hookers are awesome

 

[Juxtatarot]

OK this chick is old news. I met a 34 year old woman who makes 120k, has no kids, and is horny 24/7. I win.

Watch out for the crazy with this one.

 

[Popinski]

OK this chick is old news. I met a 34 year old woman who makes 120k, has no kids, and is horny 24/7. I win.

Kohl's?

 

[Brady Marino]

OK this chick is old news. I met a 34 year old woman who makes 120k, has no kids, and is horny 24/7. I win.

Kohl's?

Even money it was a Bed, Bath, and Beyond. That's where rich mid-30s horny women with no kids hang.

 

[chauncey]

I'm not sure what you win. The 34 yr old is probably looking for someone to put a baby in her since she is close to that door closing, and be her stay at home dad nanny. Just spitballing here, of course I could be wrong. 60 year old you would probably tell you to go bang 23 yr olds for as long as you can get away with it.

 

[T Bell]

Is she handicapped? If not, you are for asking this question.

You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

Also:

 

[T Bell]

Is she a midget?

Not sure this would change my answer.

It would have to be a shorter answer, no?

 

[T Bell]

OK this chick is old news. I met a 34 year old woman who makes 120k, has no kids, and is horny 24/7. I win.

Yeah, I'll bet she's not looking at all to have kids. Pull out waaaaaaaay early, Chachie.

 

[Mr. Retukes]

OK this chick is old news. I met a 34 year old woman who makes 120k, has no kids, and is horny 24/7. I win.

You only win if you can date them both without impregnating either.

 

[Rohn Jambo]

I did some research for a frame of reference:

http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/65880375.html

 

[T Bell]

I did some research for a frame of reference:

http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/65880375.html

Zeta-Jones was used to dating older men. She told Details in 1999, "I've never dated anybody the same age as me. I think it's because I love the knowledge older men have."Read more at ONTD: http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/65880375.html#ixzz3CfedFnKC

And they love the carnal knowledge you give them, Cathy.

 

[Rohn Jambo]

I did some research for a frame of reference:http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/65880375.html

Zeta-Jones was used to dating older men. She told Details in 1999, "I've never dated anybody the same age as me. I think it's because I love the knowledge older men have."

Read more at ONTD: http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/65880375.html#ixzz3CfedFnKC

And they love the carnal knowledge you give them, Cathy.

And for Michael Douglas, very important medical education as well:http://www.webmd.com/sexual-conditions/news/20130603/michael-douglas-blames-his-throat-cancer-on-oral-sex

Tchula, I hope you're taking notes.

 

[Al O'Pecia]

This is like starting a thread asking if it's okay to accept a Christmas bonus

It's secretly a humble-brag.

"Hey, guys, I have these two Brazilian lingerie models who want a threesome with me. The only problem is they're twins and I don't want to cause any family discord."

 

[Al O'Pecia]

Met her briefly today. She said I made a good impression. We hung out for a half hour and I cut it short. No she isn't a midget. She';s about 5'9 and I'd guess 115 lbs. I cut it short so things didn't get awkward with her cousin there. Plus Wal Mart is a little odd for a first meet. I'll keep you posted if we meet again.

Oh, come on.

Walmart is a weird place to meet an internet hook-up. I meet mine at Home Depot.