Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
You don't know what you're missing. We subscribe to Blue Apron Plus. They not only deliver plated meals to your house but a midget comes with the delivery to hit the buttons on your microwave for you.I love to cook and have absolutely no interest in doing one of these.
If you have a bigger budget you can subscribe to Blue Apron Plus Platinum. With that package the midget chews your food for you and then spits it into your mouth while you recline on the couch. They'll also wipe your ### for you after to you crap out the meal.
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