Great list there... I'd go Couch Potato, just for the sheer comedy he brings..
I'm gonna be serious for a minute here. I often wonder whether my nonsense is something that people enjoy or if they are annoyed by it. A lot of times I'll post some wisecrack, then worry someone might think there's meaning behind the comment (sometimes they have thought so and let me know, and it's made me really learn the value of the

smiley). Or I'll post a dopey "Hit TO, hit TO, hit TO" song, or whatever, right in the middle of a thread where people are having a serious discussion, and wonder if I'm bothering folks by distracting from what they are focused on (especially when I do it in a Dodds announcement post

). I really hope I'm not bothering anyone. And, since I post more nonsense than sense, I also wonder if people who aren't in leagues with me think I'm just a buffoon and not someone who knows his stuff.
I'm gratified that I've had some positive comments in this thread regarding the sense of humor aspect. It eases my concerns about whether I should be kidding around so much. This hobby is about fun, and I like to have fun here in my own way; sometimes serious, but usually not. I think some are listing me here because they know I'm competitive too, and that's nice to see.
Finally, it's time for me to come out of the closet and admit something for the first time. I have another alias that I use frequently when I want to go into expert mode. Yes, I confess that I am also LHUCKS. Please continue to PM me under that username for any and all advice on draft strategy, etc., and generally on how to become great at FF.