Most Embarrassing Combo of Grocery Store Items (1 Viewer)

[Lehigh98]

Pick two items from standard grocery store offerings that, when combined as the only two items being purchased, would be the most embarrassing at checkout. Go!

 

[Da Guru]

K-Y and Preparation H

 

[Angry Beavers]

Cucumber and K-y

 

[playin4beer]

Peanut butter and dog bones

 

[fantasycurse42]

KY and Cucumber

 

[Al O'Pecia]

K-Y and Preparation H

KY Jelly

Summer Squash

 

[Wildcat]

A shower curtain, baby oil, and a Cat Fancy magazine.

 

[Brony]

Mason jar and video camera

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Potty training our kid.

Stood in line at walmart with a bag of candy and a package of little boys underwear :creep:

 

[Lehigh98]

Cucumber and K-y

This took one post longer than I expected.

 

[playin4beer]

Potty training our kid.

Stood in line at walmart with a bag of candy and a package of little boys underwear :creep:

I have four daughters... stood in line at Walgreens with men's body lotion and teenage maxi-pads...

 

[jamny]

Potty training our kid.

Stood in line at walmart with a bag of candy and a package of little boys underwear :creep:

Potty training our kid.

Stood in line at walmart with a bag of candy and a package of little boys underwear :creep:

I have four daughters... stood in line at Walgreens with men's body lotion and teenage maxi-pads...

 

[koby925]

Vaseline and a Bundt Cake

 

[Black Box]

Potty training our kid.

Stood in line at walmart with a bag of candy and a package of little boys underwear :creep:

 

[moleculo]

condoms and fixodent

 

[moleculo]

K-Y and hemorrhoid cream

 

[Henry Ford]

Dog treats and olive oil.

 

[drunken slob]

Tub of Vaseline and a mesh strainer

 

[jamny]

KY and a men's muscle magazine

 

[Da Guru]

K-Y and Preparation H

KY Jelly

Summer Squash

Summer squash and Icy Hot. Ouch!!

 

[koby925]

Corkscrew

Beard Trimmer

Pumpkin

Lipstick

Rubber Cement

 

[Henry Ford]

Corkscrew

Beard Trimmer

Pumpkin

Lipstick

Rubber Cement

Note to self: koby925 cannot count to two.

 

[Godsbrother]

Condoms & Depends

 

[Godsbrother]

KY-Jelly, paper towels and Gerbil food

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Depends & X-Lax

 

[belljr]

Tampons and carpet cleaner

 

[avoiding injuries]

Pasta

Jar spaghetti sauce

 

[Emerson Biggens]

I bought a mesh strainer, rubber gloves, and ex-lax at target...

 

[saintfool]

tampons and Virginia Slim Menthol Ultra Light 120s.

 

[saintfool]

I bought a mesh strainer, rubber gloves, and ex-lax at target...

are you a professional drug mule?

 

[Spin]

Princess Birthday party set, including banner, balloons etc

Bottle of lube

 

[Vike Me]

Magnum condoms and Tiger Beat magazine.

 

[Emerson Biggens]

I bought a mesh strainer, rubber gloves, and ex-lax at target...

are you a professional drug mule?

Nope, had thoughts of looking for my $1500 crown I had swallowed. Couldn't go through with it though.

I've always laughed at the look the girl ringing me up gave me

 

[Chemical X]

lollipops and girls underwear (age 2-5).

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

US magazine and People magazine

 

[Warpig]

Ex-lax

KY

Egg plant

Feminine Hygeine wipes

 

[Dentist]

Lube

Boys' Life

 

[Dentist]

I bought a mesh strainer, rubber gloves, and ex-lax at target...

are you a professional drug mule?

Nope, had thoughts of looking for my $1500 crown I had swallowed. Couldn't go through with it though.

I've always laughed at the look the girl ringing me up gave me

$1500 Crown! man you must live on the coast, I don't even get $1000 for mine

 

[Henry Ford]

Jurgens lotion and an issue of Cat Fancy.

 

[johnnycakes]

<<<<<<<, Picked the wrong day to eat lunch at his desk.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Chloroform and a Barbie doll

 

[Dentist]

Most embarrassing run I ever had at a store was at Costco. One of my buddies was along for some errands that day and he wanted a shirt and some booze with Costco.. my wife had relatively short list for me there that day.

Our checkout as 2 dudes:

King Sheets

Bottle of Vodka

Vaseline

And a couple dress shirts

throw in some condoms and the checkout people might have thrown up on the spot

 

[ChainsawU]

The other day a mother and daughter were in line behind me and all they were buying was a tube of fungicide.

 

[Bucky86]

Ex lax and rubber gloves

 

[MikeIke]

Prune juice

24-pack of toilet paper

 

[nirad3]

Cellophane wrap and very large butcher knife

/Dexter

 

[Lehigh98]

Egg plant

I always thought they came from chickens... learn something new every day.

 

[Dondante]

Finger condoms and rubber bands.

 

[Yankee23Fan]

ketchup and mustard

 

[jon_mx]

Condoms & Depends

A couple years from now that comment may not be so funny.