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You need to get a large calendar and hang it somewhere close to your bed. Before you go bar hopping, write "Meeting 8:00 AM" in large letters on the following date. That way if you rope a chick and bring her back to your place you can point to the calendar after you're done and say, "Sorry, honey, but I got a big meeting at the crack of dawn so you gotta go."

You're like a ####### wizard.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Get a cat.

Unless you are Korean

 

[zander_s]

You need to get a large calendar and hang it somewhere close to your bed. Before you go bar hopping, write "Meeting 8:00 AM" in large letters on the following date. That way if you rope a chick and bring her back to your place you can point to the calendar after you're done and say, "Sorry, honey, but I got a big meeting at the crack of dawn so you gotta go."

Outstanding!!!Oh, get a crock pot! Eating once in a while is important!

 

[shuke]

whatever you do dont take you money to joseph a bank.

 

[Apple Jack]

You need to get a large calendar and hang it somewhere close to your bed. Before you go bar hopping, write "Meeting 8:00 AM" in large letters on the following date. That way if you rope a chick and bring her back to your place you can point to the calendar after you're done and say, "Sorry, honey, but I got a big meeting at the crack of dawn so you gotta go."

You could also just announce after sex that your girlfriend is going to be back any minute.

 

[xulf]

Condoms and goldfish crackers.

 

[bosoxs45]

update?

 

[Binky The Doormat]

studs and swc out of the weeds - big occasion!