Need Some Gary Johnson Shtick (1 Viewer)

[cstu]

So my wife and I have swapped our voters with EG72 and are voting for Gary Johnson so I need to shtick for polls. 

So far I only have this:

"Hello sir, do you have ID?"

"What's ID?"

 

[Willie Neslon]

Wear a really bad wig and deny you're wearing one.

 

[bud29]

Talk to everyone like this. 

 

[Phil Elliott]

Wear a t-shirt that says "My kids went to Aleppo and all I got was this shirt."

 

[Buckfast 1]

Gary Johnson during a debate about marijuana - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fjisw2f-vUk

 

[IC FBGCav]

Gary can you sing.....aleppo.

 

[ProstheticRGK]

What's a leppo?

A woman with a cleft palate that prefers other women.

 

[IC FBGCav]

Skin tight jeans screams President!

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

So my wife and I have swapped our voters with EG72 and are voting for Gary Johnson so I need to shtick for polls. 

So far I only have this:

"Hello sir, do you have ID?"

"What's ID?"

"I lost my ID...in a flood".

"I understand.  I lost my wife, too.  Her name wasn't Idy, though.  And it wasn't in a flood."

 

[Mr. Pickles]

If a Brit asks you a question, become instantly enraged.