need some help with schtick: real estate marketing (1 Viewer)

[moleculo]

So my wife will (knock on wood) get her RE license next week & start selling houses. RE is perfect for her - she has the kind of outgoing personality where she can talk to anyone, she is professional & pro-active, and has great ability to see & communicate value in property.

Anyways, we need a catchy slogan for signs. Given our last name, this should be easy, but it's so easy its tough to find something clever.

Our last name: Will.

Go.

 

[Bucky86]

Will show my boobies with every sale.

 

[belljr]

Who won't let you down?

Mrs molecule will

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Our last name: Will.

Go.

WILL pronounce realtor correctly.

 

[ChiefD]

I WILL sell your home.

 

[Osaurus]

Where There's a Will, There's an Overpriced House.

 

[Bucks]

FOR SALE By WILL SELL

 

[moleculo]

Will show my husband my boobies with every sale.

 

[moleculo]

Who won't let you down?

Mrs molecule will

Not sure this is what we are going for here.

 

[moleculo]

I WILL sell your home.

Thats the easy one. We can do better than this.

 

[moleculo]

Where There's a Will, There's an Overpriced House.

This has potential.

 

[Soulfly3]

Ready and Willing (just dont tell my husband)

 

[gianmarco]

Who will sell your house? I will. Why will I will your house? Because I'm Will.

 

[jon_mx]

Who'll sell your home fast! Will will!

 

[Soulfly3]

Ultimate Shtick......?

A picture of Uncle Phil's face.... all fat, puffy and.. alive.

and just screaming "WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!"

 

[Bucky86]

I Will do whatever it takes to sell your home....whatever...it takes.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Good Will House Hunting

 

[Chemical X]

everyone needs a will.

i will be away from husband every weekend.

i will collect 1/2 of the broker in charge fee, which will be 1/2 of a 1/2 of 5%, so i will not make money.

i will regret this decision, you wont.

 

[Ilov80s]

Sticks and stones may break your homes, but Will will never hurt me.

Only Time Will Sell (and by time, I mean your house)

 

[Clifford]

Can we get a photo of Farley yelling

"She's a good girl! Just let her sell your house! For God's sake what's WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!"

I don't know. Your last name kinda sucks for advertising.

Just use a picture of some ridiculously hot model. When they get there the men will be embarrassed that they only came for the hot chick and buy a house out of shame.

or

Her holding a sign saying "Will work for you."

 

[belljr]

Who won't let you down?

Mrs molecule will

Not sure this is what we are going for here.

You need to go outside the box

 

[Al O'Pecia]

Will Bang...Out This Sale!

 

[Al O'Pecia]

Good Will House Hunting

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Where there's a will there's anal?

 

[Scoresman]

better call will

 

[moleculo]

Where there's a will there's anal?

Really?

 

[Al O'Pecia]

Will, I Am Keepin' It Realty

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Where there's a will there's anal?

Really?

It's a tough market

 

[Al O'Pecia]

Ready & Will, Inc.

 

[AAABatteries]

Will let you soak the walls in your new home!

 

[cstu]

She won't? I Will.

 

[cstu]

Selling? Just Chill and Call Will.

 

[moleculo]

Selling? Just Chill and Call Will.

I like this one.

 

[bentley]

Ready & Will, Inc.

I think you're looking for Ready, Will Inc and Anal.

 

[bentley]

Will Blow for your Business

 

[Soulfly3]

Willing Homewrecker