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[tommyboy]

every time I go to the store and grab some groceries then head back to parking lot, my car keys are always in the wrong pocket. Every ####### time!

fml

 

[Scoresman]

I've always thought that the next evolution in men's pants will be just one big pocket either on the ### or in front of the ####.

 

[IvanKaramazov]

I've always thought that the next evolution in men's pants will be just one big pocket either on the ### or in front of the ####.

The future is here, my friend.

 

[grateful zed]

which side of your car is your gas cap on?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

which side of your car is your gas cap on?

I used to love having the cap under the license plate.

 

[tommyboy]

which side of your car is your gas cap on?

left

 

[skol asylum]

Keys always in right pocket, cellphone in left. It's not difficult guy.

 

[tommyboy]

Keys always in right pocket, cellphone in left. It's not difficult guy.

my keys, they wander

 

[skol asylum]

Of course with keyless ignition and door locks it matters not.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

USB plugs...destroying odds since 1996

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Keys always in right pocket, cellphone in left. It's not difficult guy.

 

[17seconds]

you need to practice your reacharound

 

[jon_mx]

Cell phone goes in the rear. Have to leave one pocket open for....uummmmm.....scratching.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Cell phone goes in the rear.

See if you can get a ring tone that sounds like farting.

 

[Scoresman]

Cell phone goes in the rear.

 

[drummer]

You sure you didn't lose them to Otis?

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Cell phone goes in the rear. Have to leave one pocket open for....uummmmm.....scratching.

Easier to do with your assless chaps isn't it?

 

[jon_mx]

Cell phone goes in the rear. Have to leave one pocket open for....uummmmm.....scratching.

Easier to do with your assless chaps isn't it?

Don't knock it until you tried it.

 

[Parrothead]

get another set off keys