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[daveR]

check this out

mock

 

[schaef2k]

NO

 

[Zoomanji]

Terrible

but funny (well not the comments but who went where)

I like when baseball fans talk about other sports

 

[djcolts]

Brady Quinn...

Holy ####. I forget all about this guy. Looks like the Colts get him.

 

[JoeSteeler]

Look at his 2006 mock to see how much he knows:

http://www.thebrushback.com/mockdraft.htm

 

[BLOX]

That mock reminds me of my first honda!

 

[PsychoMan]

Adrian Peterson - NY JETS

This is a perfect spot for the Jets to pick a running back. Even though they already have Thomas Jones, it would be funny to make him split carries with a rookie just to watch him go all ape####.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

It's schtick. And damn funny one at that.

"Alan Branch is a defensive tackle. The 49ers employ defensive tackles on their defense. This is a no brainer. "

"This guy was born in Nigeria or something and has overcome a bunch of adversity which means he’ll be a good run stopper, I guess. I don’t know. If he’s so smart, what was he doing being born in Nigeria in the first place?"

 

[Sigmund Bloom]

this site was the onion sports page before the onion figured out they should have one.

 

[BigTex]

"Last year David Carr threw fewer interceptions, had a higher completion percentage, and still somehow managed to be completely ineffective. Look for the Texans to draft a receiver here for him to throw to when his tailback is covered."

I like this guy!

 

[daveR]

That mock reminds me of my first honda!

Yeah. I wondered about that. This board is usually right on top of everything first, but I hadn't seen it...

 

[Burning Sensation]

"The Cardinals hired a nobody head coach, so they might as well draft a nobody as well. This guard will at least provide Edgerrin James with another huge target to barrel into before falling on his face."

 

[Please See Mine]

This guy was born in Nigeria or something and has overcome a bunch of adversity which means he’ll be a good run stopper, I guess. I don’t know. If he’s so smart, what was he doing being born in Nigeria in the first place?

This guy may not be the top guy on the board, but he has certain qualities (he’s white) that would make him appealing (he’s white) on pretty much any team (white), including mine (I heart whites).

 

[switz]

I like this:

# 12 DE Jamaal Anderson Arkansas Jr.

The Bills desperatly need a running back but there are no good ones available. I suggest they trade down a spot and see if there are any there.

Then he has Lynch going #20 to Giants and ADP #25 to Jets - is this guy in NYC? :whoosh:

His '06 mock was awful too

 

[switz]

Jon Kitna threw a lot of interceptions last year as a result of bad protection. With Joe Thomas on board, expect him to throw them out of stupidity.

It’s between Calvin Johnson and a long snapper. If they go with Calvin Johnson and lose the Super Bowl on a botched snap, it could go down as one of the biggest draft blunders in history.

This lineman will provide additional protection for Mike Vick, which is the last thing he needs, since he’s at his best when he’s running for his life. That’s why the Falcons are praying the guy will be a bust.

New coach Mike Tomlin is going to stick with the 4-3 (or is it 3-4?) which means they’ll need an inside linebacker or something. Honestly, I haven’t done much research on this. Call Football Outsiders if you want a ####### algorithm. All I know is their defense blew last year.

They already have one safety who can smack people around, now they need one who can play defense. This guy's job will be to knock down passes so Roy Williams can injure people.

The Bills decided to go with no running back at all rather than keep Willis McGahee, which shows you what an amazing “coup” it was for the Ravens to get him. They should draft an offensive lineman here to give him more time to tap dance before being swarmed by defenders.

 

[MrPhoenix]

Scott Linehan really changed the culture in the Rams locker room last year. Too bad he couldn’t change the culture on the field. Decent offense, embarrassing defense. Sound familiar? The Rams essentially switched coaches so they could save a few time outs.