No Power - ask me anything (1 Viewer)

[xulf]

Storm knocked out our power. I am open for questions.

 

[mr roboto]

How long till your battery dies?

 

[Limp Ditka]

If you don't have any power, how are you posting?

/MOP

 

[xulf]

How long till your battery dies?

63% left. Actual time unknown.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Assuming your form is completely flawless and you hit the water in a perfect pencil shape, what is the highest height you can jump from and live?

 

[xulf]

If you don't have any power, how are you posting?

/MOP

I'm like Ed Begley Jr and am riding a bike to create power.

 

[rodg12]

No back up generator?

 

[Dr Oadi]

Why don't you have solar?

 

[xulf]

Assuming your form is completely flawless and you hit the water in a perfect pencil shape, what is the highest height you can jump from and live?

For me the high dive at my local pool. For mortals, the low dive.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

How long till your battery dies?

63% left. Actual time unknown.

why are you wasting it posting in here?

 

[TheWalkmen]

Do you like the smell of your own farts?

 

[xulf]

No back up generator?

Negative. In the works. Moved in less than 2 Yes ago...did not know the hardships I'd suffer.

 

[avoiding injuries]

Have you opened your fridge yet?

 

[xulf]

Why don't you have solar?

Columbus is too cloudy.

 

[xulf]

How long till your battery dies?

63% left. Actual time unknown.

why are you wasting it posting in here?

Wife is putting kiddos to bed. This or porn...which kills my data plan when not on WiFi.

 

[xulf]

Do you like the smell of your own farts?

Even when I don't I secretly do.

 

[xulf]

Have you opened your fridge yet?

Yes, I have gotten two beers.

 

[sports_fan]

I'm enjoying a freshly popped bag of popcorn hot out of the microwave. Sitting in front of the TV with my laptop open and a cool beer straight out of my running refrigerator. This is irrelevant to my question. Just setting the background.

My question is do you feel your looks have given you an unfair disadvantage in your life?

 

[pollardsvision]

Have you opened your fridge yet?

Yes, I have gotten two beers.

This is why I keep my beer in a cooler on the back porch. Can't keep opening the fridge during a power outage.

Keeping a good stock of bourbon is important too.

 

[xulf]

I'm enjoying a freshly popped bag of popcorn hot out of the microwave. Sitting in front of the TV with my laptop open and a cool beer straight out of my running refrigerator. This is irrelevant to my question. Just setting the background.

My question is do you feel your looks have given you an unfair disadvantage in your life?

Yes, the constant complements have made others jealous and have created too many opportunities for me.

 

[xulf]

Have you opened your fridge yet?

Yes, I have gotten two beers.

This is why I keep my beer in a cooler on the back porch. Can't keep opening the fridge during a power outage.

Keeping a good stock of bourbon is important too.

I'm anticipating a fast fix. I am an fbg so I clearly live amongst influence.

 

[Galileo]

How do blind people know when to stop wiping their ###?

 

[xulf]

How do blind people know when to stop wiping their ###?

Simple, once the guide dog stops licking the tp.

 

[seahawk 17]

If your wife asked you about your "highlight reel," would you be honest?

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

What are your top 5 value picks in redraft auction at each position in next year's FF draft?

Thanks.

 

[xulf]

If your wife asked you about your "highlight reel," would you be honest?

I wouldnt know where to begin. But if she asked id tell....and she would be ... I don't even know. Surprised and disappointed and turned on.

 

[xulf]

What are your top 5 value picks in redraft auction at each position in next year's FF draft?

Thanks.

Auctions are lame.

 

[Gopher State]

what insurance company do you have, and are you in good hands

 

[xulf]

Power is back, suckers.

 

[The Duff Man]

Power is back, suckers.

They want you to think all is normal. You are being watched....