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Nuclear weapons - increase or decrease? (1 Viewer)

I'm guessing we don't have enough for all of our new enemies. Plus, it's always better to have too much than not enough. 

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All I know is, It's good that the president to be enjoys discussing the nuclear arsenal on twitter.

 
McGarnicle said:
I'm guessing we don't have enough for all of our new enemies. Plus, it's always better to have too much than not enough. 

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See, I think we need bigger nuclear weapons.  Like, I want a giant nuclear weapon and we should just place in conveniently in sight on the coast somewhere, ya know?  Paint some skulls on it, maybe emboss Steven Tyler's face on the tip, and blast Welcome to the Jungle on attached speakers 24/7.  That would ensure people wouldn't mess with us.  That would send a message.

 
captain_amazing said:
See, I think we need bigger nuclear weapons.  Like, I want a giant nuclear weapon and we should just place in conveniently in sight on the coast somewhere, ya know?  Paint some skulls on it, maybe emboss Steven Tyler's face on the tip, and blast Welcome to the Jungle on attached speakers 24/7.  That would ensure people wouldn't mess with us.  That would send a message.
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Yeah, once our enemies see we don't know our Aerosmith from our G'n'R, they'll be like ohhh ####.

 
But really I think that could be more dangerous than anything else anyone is worried or not worried about.  At the height of the nuclear stock pile worldwide in the 80s, there was enough to incinerate the earth 7 times over. SEVEN TIMES OVER.  YES, ID LIKE TO INCINERATE THE EARTH 8 TIMES OVER PLEASE.

 
Every country on Earth should get one 10 Megaton bomb on an ICBM. That's it.  You use it,  you lose it. See how things go from there. 

 
It is not a matter of increasing.  We have more than enough. The issue is if it needs to be modernized and it probably does.  

 
All we need now is a President who knows the difference between "modernizing" and "strengthen and expand" and is capable of conveying his knowledge in a concise manner. I nominate jon_mx.

 
jon_mx said:
It is not a matter of increasing.  We have more than enough. The issue is if it needs to be modernized and it probably does.  
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Totally - I probably couldn't launch one from my Amazon Echo right now.

hey, Alexa, could you please blast some middling country off the face of the earth?  Also, I'd like a pepperoni pizza.

 
captain_amazing said:
Totally - I probably couldn't launch one from my Amazon Echo right now.

hey, Alexa, could you please blast some middling country off the face of the earth?  Also, I'd like a pepperoni pizza.
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It is questionable if oursstill work being several decades old.  Meanwhile Russia has recently built new ones. 

 
jon_mx said:
It is questionable if oursstill work being several decades old.  Meanwhile Russia has recently built new ones. 
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We should probably test one.  You know, somewhere no one would even notice.  What harm could it do?  And, that's totally how I respond to situations too.  OH, JOHNNY HAS SHOTGUN??? I NEED A SHOTGUN TOO!!!! 

 
captain_amazing said:
We should probably test one.  You know, somewhere no one would even notice.  What harm could it do?  And, that's totally how I respond to situations too.  OH, JOHNNY HAS SHOTGUN??? I NEED A SHOTGUN TOO!!!! 
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Mock as you will, but I have more insight into this than you know. 

 
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