*** OFFICIAL 2013 CAKE LEAGUE DRAFT THREAD *** (3 Viewers)

[Hoos First]

1.14 Justin Upton

Justin Upton

Someone going to teach this guy the rules?

For you

 

[shuke]

Someone fire me up the chat link.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Someone fire me up the chat link.

Just go to golfsino

 

[shuke]

Someone fire me up the chat link.

Just go to golfsino

Then what?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Justin Upton

Someone going to teach this guy the rules?

You mean you?

 

[General Malaise]

So, in the past, we've had a thread where we post our digits so we can text each other like little school girls when somebody Shukes℠ the draft, like Shuke did last night. We can reach out and ping you that "you're on". I have digits for most of you, though I'd like to lose at least 3 of them for good. The point I'm crawling towards is this:

New guys - would you mind sending me via PM your phone number so we can text you when you are tail dragging on your pick? Hoos, Pumpnicks, RnR, GWB? Help us help you.

Yours In Cabrera,

GM

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I have digits for most of you, though I'd like to lose at least 3 of them for good. The point I'm crawling towards is this:

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Is "The Beav" around today?

 

[shuke]

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME THE DRAFT WAS STARTING???

 

[Hoos First]

Is "The Beav" around today?

I pm'd after I picked

 

[General Malaise]

Is "The Beav" around today?

I pm'd after I picked

Well now, THAT'S a good idea. I vote Hoos First for commish next year.

 

[General Malaise]

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME THE DRAFT WAS STARTING???

What, you too busy in your soap box derby forums to check in here?

 

[shuke]

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME THE DRAFT WAS STARTING???

What, you too busy in your soap box derby forums to check in here?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

"You're gonna want tons of graphite on that sucker."[/stu]

 

[General Malaise]

"You're gonna want tons of graphite on that sucker."[/stu]

It is uncanny that a guy who can pull more tail than the ******* child of Channing Tatum and Brad Pitt can know so much about a dork sport.No offense, Shuke.

 

[General Malaise]

### #### IT! DRAFT!

 

[General Malaise]

Just checked. Turns out I do have GWB's phone number. Sexted.

 

[General Malaise]

PAID VS UNPAID

Cos/GM: 967 - PAID

Pickles: 965 - PAID

Chem X: 930

Funke: 891 - PAID

FDAS: 853

Greco: 799 - PAID

Hack/Rude: 775 - PAID

RnR: 761 - PAID

Eephus: 747 - PAID

Shuke: 569 - PAID + $0.01

TRE: 550 - PAID

Pumpnick: 547 - PAID

TU: 433

Hoos: 318 - PAID

GWB: 257

Kraft: 193

 

[cosjobs]

I pull to the side of the road and spend five minutes pulling up and reading this thread for nothing. Middle of the day a bad time for some of you?

 

[Greco]

When does the drafting part start?

 

[RnR]

Badger is unpaid. Still time to cut bait and make this a 15-teamer.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Thanks PicklesI'll take the com back now

 

[General Malaise]

Text received from GWB: "I'm caught up. 10 minutes tops".That was 11 minutes ago.

 

[General Malaise]

Still plenty of talent out there, though.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Badger taking the heat off of Shuke nicely here.

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

1.15 - Buster Posey - C - SF

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

Badger is unpaid. Still time to cut bait and make this a 15-teamer.

Defending champ gets to pick one team to boot from the league mid-draft. Don't tempt me, n00b.

 

[General Malaise]

GO KRAFT GO! GO KRAFT GO!!!!

 

[General Malaise]

Badger is unpaid. Still time to cut bait and make this a 15-teamer.

Defending champ gets to pick one team to boot from the league mid-draft. Don't tempt me, n00b.

Sure, when you take 4 hours to pick, you can build a pretty impressive roster in this format.

 

[General Malaise]

HURRY! GWB might turn around and see his shadow. GO GO GO!

 

[RnR]

Badger is unpaid. Still time to cut bait and make this a 15-teamer.

Defending champ gets to pick one team to boot from the league mid-draft. Don't tempt me, n00b.

We really going down this road, guy?

 

[cosjobs]

Would that mean another seven rounds of bad drafting?

 

[Kraft...]

1.16 - Josh Hamilton, OF

2.01 - Jose Reyes, SS

 

[TobiasFunke]

1.16 - Josh Hamilton, OF

2.01 - Jose Reyes, SS

450 AB limit this year?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Badger is unpaid. Still time to cut bait and make this a 15-teamer.

Defending champ gets to pick one team to boot from the league mid-draft. Don't tempt me, n00b.

1.15 - Buster Posey - C - SF

Well, it was a good run.

 

[General Malaise]

1.16 - Josh Hamilton, OF

2.01 - Jose Reyes, SS

Mr. Reliable. Every. Year.

 

[General Malaise]

Badger is unpaid. Still time to cut bait and make this a 15-teamer.

Defending champ gets to pick one team to boot from the league mid-draft. Don't tempt me, n00b.

1.15 - Buster Posey - C - SF

Well, it was a good run.

Way to chase him off, goon.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Thanks PicklesI'll take the com back now

Roger, TU has the ball.

 

[Greco]

Thanks PicklesI'll take the com back now

Roger, TU has the ball.

Punt

 

[General Malaise]

sigh

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Let's just return the monies. Maybe we can try again next year.

 

[Hoos First]

oof

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Just wished for Badgers death in chat. It happened™

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

epic turn here

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Nerd revolt. I kind of like the leisurely pace.

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

2.2 - Bryce Harper - OF - GOD

 

[shuke]

Nerd revolt. I kind of like the leisurely pace.

Agreed. No need to crank it up until the ***OFFICIAL*** start happens.

 

[Hoos First]

2.03 Hanley Ramirez

 

[Tremendous Upside]

2.04 Justin Verlander, SP

 

[General Malaise]

Nerd revolt. I kind of like the leisurely pace.

Agreed. No need to crank it up until the ***OFFICIAL*** start happens.

You've been usurped, spanky.