*** OFFICIAL 2013 CAKE LEAGUE DRAFT THREAD *** (2 Viewers)

[Mr. Pickles]

I remember a number of years back when an aged Pudge Rodriguez hit like a dozen HR in spring training and proceeded to do zero in the regular season.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

So many awful picks I'm not even sure where to be snarky first.

 

[Premier]

I actually think Ryan Howard could be way worse than Adrian Gonzalez. #railbird

 

[E-Z Glider]

Clifton Lee, SP, Phils

 

[Kraft...]

Beisbol fans, I'll need a text when I'm up. Unfortuantely no one has my number. Any volunteers?

Did anyone get this?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

So many awful picks I'm not even sure where to be snarky first.

Let it rip.

 

[Frostillicus]

was desperately hoping he was gone by this pick so i wouldn't have to do this,

These are my favorite kinds of picks.

 

[Greco]

`sigh`

 

[FDAS]

Assdribble Cabrera fatass, Cleveland.

 

[urbanhack]

`sigh`

hi

 

[Greco]

5.06 Jose Altuve, 2B Houston Astros

 

[Greco]

An Indian and an Astro in consecutive picks...what could go wrong?

 

[Chemical X]

Greco is at 15.06, right? I mean, altuve has to be 15.06.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

We're did the last 10 rounds go?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

F'n X beats me to the same joke.

 

[Premier]

We're did the last 10 rounds go?

Guy was worth a whole 1.3 wins last year.

 

[urbanhack]

5.07 - RIZZO, 1B, Flubs

 

[RnR]

5.08 - Pablo Sandoval (3B, San Francisco)

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Yes, almost time to bombard Shuke with texts

 

[Kraft...]

Texted Eephus

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Yes, almost time to bombard Shuke with texts

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'm going to keep it positive tonight. Rizzo's a sneaky-strong pick.

 

[RnR]

So many awful picks I'm not even sure where to be snarky first.

COUGHGrecoCOUGH

 

[Pumpnick]

i wanna pick

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I think Eephers is/was airborne tonight.Catch y'all tomorrow?

 

[RnR]

i wanna pick

Glad you're not dead, GB.

 

[Pumpnick]

i wanna pick

Glad you're not dead, GB.

me too

 

[Eephus]

5.09 Eephus - Alex Gordon OF

 

[Greco]

you'll rue it. you'll all rue it

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Oh I rue.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Can we just pick before Shuke this one time?

 

[cosjobs]

Does Shuke know the draft has started?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Does Shuke know the draft has started?

I texted him at 9, sounds like he won't be picking until about 11:30.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Best remaining Red available?

 

[FDAS]

Best remaining Red available?

Gennady Zyuganov

 

[cosjobs]

Does Shuke know the draft has started?

I texted him at 9, sounds like he won't be picking until about 11:30.

He's raked up 30 hours of OTC time so far. Hard to believe he was perennial league leader in that cat. Its like Cabrera posting a .212 OBP.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Does Shuke know the draft has started?

I texted him at 9, sounds like he won't be picking until about 11:30.

Hard to believe he was perennial league leader in that cat.

Hard to believe because it wasn't true.

 

[cosjobs]

Does Shuke know the draft has started?

I texted him at 9, sounds like he won't be picking until about 11:30.

Hard to believe he was perennial league leader in that cat.

Hard to believe because it wasn't true.

He was Armstronging us all along?

 

[General Malaise]

5.06 Jose Altuve, 2B Houston Astros

 

[Mr. Pickles]

5.06 Jose Altuve, 2B Houston Astros

Team Albert Oaks sniped?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I think shuke just ###-dialed me too. Rubbing it in.

 

[General Malaise]

5.06 Jose Altuve, 2B Houston Astros

Team Albert Oaks sniped?

I don't think ANYBODY got sniped on this one. Actually, it's not that bad of a pick. I mean, somebody has to do something for that team, right? Willy Taveres is no longer there to carry them, not spotlighting.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I think shuke just ###-dialed me too. Rubbing it in.

I get butt dialed all the damn time given my name is usually tops in the alphabetical list.

 

[shuke]

Does Shuke know the draft has started?

I texted him at 9, sounds like he won't be picking until about 11:30.

Hard to believe he was perennial league leader in that cat.

Hard to believe because it wasn't true.

Check the logs.

 

[shuke]

Hi guys. Sorry, got suckered into staying at the zoo this morning by my son. Which was awesome. Because it's 30 degrees and there aren't any animals out. Let me catch up.

 

[shuke]

By the way, it's Satruday. Enjoy your families, ####ing fantasy dorks.

 

[Eephus]

By the way, it's Satruday. Enjoy your families, ####ing fantasy dorks.

plenty of time for that after you pick

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

3 posts, but still no picks

 

[shuke]

5.10 Alex Rios CWS OF

 

[shuke]

COME ON TRE, YOU'RE UP, WHAT THE ####