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***Official*** FFA iDating Thread (6 Viewers)

Joe T said:
Not sure where to post this, but it is loosely i-dating related.

Backstory:

So a month or two ago, I am out on a idate that is going half way decent. I was actually mildly interested in the girl I met. About halfway through the date, we are sitting at the bar when we are approached by a girl who was hotter than my date. She comes up to me and says, "Hey, did I go to high school with you?" Immediately, I figure out who she is and realize she is now much hotter than she was back then. So she proceeds to hang out with us and chat for about a half hour while she waits on her date. My date later ends, nothing much to report there.

Update:

So about a week ago, the girl I ran into from high school sends me a message via facebook with her number asking me to text her. Long story shorter, we end end up meeting out on Saturday night at a local bar in our hometown. We are having fun just catching up for about an hour and then decide to go to another bar where she has a couple of friends. Get there and meet two of her girl friends and one dude who is with them. Both of the girls are also attractive.

So somehow after many drinks and shots, we get onto the subject of sex and how girls in their 30's are really into it. So, the girls go on to tell us of these vegetable parties that the girls would go to. Previously, I didn't think these existed other than in the movie Old School so I called bull#### on it. At that point, the girls started providing photos / videos of proof of these parties. Without getting into too much detail, the proof was impressive. I'm still pretty much in awe of it.

Then a little later we got on to a formerly favorite topic on FBG, "is it pee?" The girls of course claimed it wasn't pee. One of them told a story of her sister actually peeing into a glass first then doing the other business in another glass for comparison. And of course took a photo of it. In conclusion, it's not pee.

Yadda yadda, it was one hellova fun night.
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That's a pretty dedicated girl right there.

 
Joe T said:
Not sure where to post this, but it is loosely i-dating related.

Backstory:

So a month or two ago, I am out on a idate that is going half way decent. I was actually mildly interested in the girl I met. About halfway through the date, we are sitting at the bar when we are approached by a girl who was hotter than my date. She comes up to me and says, "Hey, did I go to high school with you?" Immediately, I figure out who she is and realize she is now much hotter than she was back then. So she proceeds to hang out with us and chat for about a half hour while she waits on her date. My date later ends, nothing much to report there.

Update:

So about a week ago, the girl I ran into from high school sends me a message via facebook with her number asking me to text her. Long story shorter, we end end up meeting out on Saturday night at a local bar in our hometown. We are having fun just catching up for about an hour and then decide to go to another bar where she has a couple of friends. Get there and meet two of her girl friends and one dude who is with them. Both of the girls are also attractive.

So somehow after many drinks and shots, we get onto the subject of sex and how girls in their 30's are really into it. So, the girls go on to tell us of these vegetable parties that the girls would go to. Previously, I didn't think these existed other than in the movie Old School so I called bull#### on it. At that point, the girls started providing photos / videos of proof of these parties. Without getting into too much detail, the proof was impressive. I'm still pretty much in awe of it.

Then a little later we got on to a formerly favorite topic on FBG, "is it pee?" The girls of course claimed it wasn't pee. One of them told a story of her sister actually peeing into a glass first then doing the other business in another glass for comparison. And of course took a photo of it. In conclusion, it's not pee.

Yadda yadda, it was one hellova fun night.
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Interesting, but did it lead to sechs or were the girls more into cucumbers?

 
Joe T said:
Not sure where to post this, but it is loosely i-dating related.

Backstory:

So a month or two ago, I am out on a idate that is going half way decent. I was actually mildly interested in the girl I met. About halfway through the date, we are sitting at the bar when we are approached by a girl who was hotter than my date. She comes up to me and says, "Hey, did I go to high school with you?" Immediately, I figure out who she is and realize she is now much hotter than she was back then. So she proceeds to hang out with us and chat for about a half hour while she waits on her date. My date later ends, nothing much to report there.

Update:

So about a week ago, the girl I ran into from high school sends me a message via facebook with her number asking me to text her. Long story shorter, we end end up meeting out on Saturday night at a local bar in our hometown. We are having fun just catching up for about an hour and then decide to go to another bar where she has a couple of friends. Get there and meet two of her girl friends and one dude who is with them. Both of the girls are also attractive.

So somehow after many drinks and shots, we get onto the subject of sex and how girls in their 30's are really into it. So, the girls go on to tell us of these vegetable parties that the girls would go to. Previously, I didn't think these existed other than in the movie Old School so I called bull#### on it. At that point, the girls started providing photos / videos of proof of these parties. Without getting into too much detail, the proof was impressive. I'm still pretty much in awe of it.

Then a little later we got on to a formerly favorite topic on FBG, "is it pee?" The girls of course claimed it wasn't pee. One of them told a story of her sister actually peeing into a glass first then doing the other business in another glass for comparison. And of course took a photo of it. In conclusion, it's not pee.

Yadda yadda, it was one hellova fun night.
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And, who wants their bed to get soaked after every sechs session? I would not be fond of that.

 
jon_mx said:
Joe T said:
So somehow after many drinks and shots, we get onto the subject of sex and how girls in their 30's are really into it. So, the girls go on to tell us of these vegetable parties that the girls would go to. Previously, I didn't think these existed other than in the movie Old School so I called bull#### on it. At that point, the girls started providing photos / videos of proof of these parties. Without getting into too much detail, the proof was impressive. I'm still pretty much in awe of it.
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Interesting, but did it lead to sechs or were the girls more into cucumbers?
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Joe T was out of luck when the vegetable turned out to be eggplant.

 
Disco Stu said:
jon_mx said:
Joe T said:
So somehow after many drinks and shots, we get onto the subject of sex and how girls in their 30's are really into it. So, the girls go on to tell us of these vegetable parties that the girls would go to. Previously, I didn't think these existed other than in the movie Old School so I called bull#### on it. At that point, the girls started providing photos / videos of proof of these parties. Without getting into too much detail, the proof was impressive. I'm still pretty much in awe of it.
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Interesting, but did it lead to sechs or were the girls more into cucumbers?
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Joe T was out of luck when the vegetable turned out to be eggplant.
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I assume they were into tossing salad?

 
After a long tour of duty on eH, I signed back up with Match. It's been a while since I've done Match... any useful tips specific for this site?

 
I had forgotten how boring most chicks' profiles are. I've heard all the bad cliches about dudes' profiles, but wow, most chicks just don't have anything to offer. They all love to travel, eat sushi and have read "Girl with a Dragon Tattoo" and "Hunger Games." Lots of depth here.

 
OC Zed said:
I had forgotten how boring most chicks' profiles are. I've heard all the bad cliches about dudes' profiles, but wow, most chicks just don't have anything to offer. They all love to travel, eat sushi and have read "Girl with a Dragon Tattoo" and "Hunger Games." Lots of depth here.
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it can be almost boilerplate really. Too many of them love travel. Too many of them are surrounded by an awesome cadre of friends. Too many of them are looking to drop everything and fly out to Paris, Jakarta, Belize or wherever on a moment's notice. Too many of them are looking for a "partner in crime", which is an especially odious turn of phrase.

 
saintfool said:
OC Zed said:
I had forgotten how boring most chicks' profiles are. I've heard all the bad cliches about dudes' profiles, but wow, most chicks just don't have anything to offer. They all love to travel, eat sushi and have read "Girl with a Dragon Tattoo" and "Hunger Games." Lots of depth here.
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it can be almost boilerplate really. Too many of them love travel. Too many of them are surrounded by an awesome cadre of friends. Too many of them are looking to drop everything and fly out to Paris, Jakarta, Belize or wherever on a moment's notice. Too many of them are looking for a "partner in crime", which is an especially odious turn of phrase.
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:lmao:

 
saintfool said:
OC Zed said:
I had forgotten how boring most chicks' profiles are. I've heard all the bad cliches about dudes' profiles, but wow, most chicks just don't have anything to offer. They all love to travel, eat sushi and have read "Girl with a Dragon Tattoo" and "Hunger Games." Lots of depth here.
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it can be almost boilerplate really. Too many of them love travel. Too many of them are surrounded by an awesome cadre of friends. Too many of them are looking to drop everything and fly out to Paris, Jakarta, Belize or wherever on a moment's notice. Too many of them are looking for a "partner in crime", which is an especially odious turn of phrase.
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Too many of them are also looking for you to pay for all these things

 
saintfool said:
OC Zed said:
I had forgotten how boring most chicks' profiles are. I've heard all the bad cliches about dudes' profiles, but wow, most chicks just don't have anything to offer. They all love to travel, eat sushi and have read "Girl with a Dragon Tattoo" and "Hunger Games." Lots of depth here.
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it can be almost boilerplate really. Too many of them love travel. Too many of them are surrounded by an awesome cadre of friends. Too many of them are looking to drop everything and fly out to Paris, Jakarta, Belize or wherever on a moment's notice. Too many of them are looking for a "partner in crime", which is an especially odious turn of phrase.
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So true. But at least they lend themselves to boilerplate first messages that make it seem like you actually read their whole profile. I mentioned this upthread:

I do have to rely on something of a carpet-bombing strategy. The trick is to make it not look like a form letter. My response rate is still pretty low... if I get one reply out of 20 messages sent, that's good for me... but I know my looks are a drawback, no way I can escape the profile photo issue. But carpet bombing with above-average-quality messages means I turn those into face-to-face meets at a pretty good clip.I used to have 3 or 4 standard openers that were perfectly constructed. It seemed every girl had at least one thing on her profile that matched up with one of them, so it was just a matter of skimming the profile until I hit on the right opening message. Five lines, starting with something from her profile to show I actually read it, a quick bit on why it caught my attention, and at least ONE question so she had a hook to write back. That's it. So many girls had the phrase "preparing for the zombie apocalypse" on their profile under "how I spend my free time" back in 2011/2012 that i had a Zombie form letter that mentioned the L.A. Zombie Run I photographed, which then included a link to my Flickr album... that usually hooked 'em good. Ditto any girl interested in "photography". I had a "fan of Dexter" form letter and one for "I spend a lot of time thinking about World Domination" in which I quoted some old "Pinky & The Brain" routine. Seriously, those 4 interests covered about 90-95% of girls' OK Cupid profiles back then. Just about every one that I converted into a longer discussion or face-to-face meet mentioned that one of the reasons they responded to me in the first place was "I was the only person who ever actually read my profile." And I was doing minimal work.
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The trite profiles aside, I've been pleasantly surprised in my first week back on Match. Out of e-mails to 11 quality chicks, I've heard back from 4 of them... highest % I've had in a while. I went out on a first date with one of the ladies last night... I had a great time, but I'm not sure how into it she was. She seemed a bit more on the reserved side. We made tentative plans for next Saturday, so I need to keep the momentum going this week with the periodic texts.

 
OC Zed said:
The trite profiles aside, I've been pleasantly surprised in my first week back on Match. Out of e-mails to 11 quality chicks, I've heard back from 4 of them... highest % I've had in a while. I went out on a first date with one of the ladies last night... I had a great time, but I'm not sure how into it she was. She seemed a bit more on the reserved side. We made tentative plans for next Saturday, so I need to keep the momentum going this week with the periodic texts.
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you might be able to fast track that by offering to meet for a midweek drink. lower stakes for both parties really. fri-sat dates come with a lot of expectations that can make it tough on both of you. first dates, especially when you are going from offline to in-person, should be kept light and easy. if it clicks midweek then the weekend date becomes something to look forward to.

 
saintfool said:
OC Zed said:
I had forgotten how boring most chicks' profiles are. I've heard all the bad cliches about dudes' profiles, but wow, most chicks just don't have anything to offer. They all love to travel, eat sushi and have read "Girl with a Dragon Tattoo" and "Hunger Games." Lots of depth here.
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it can be almost boilerplate really. Too many of them love travel. Too many of them are surrounded by an awesome cadre of friends. Too many of them are looking to drop everything and fly out to Paris, Jakarta, Belize or wherever on a moment's notice. Too many of them are looking for a "partner in crime", which is an especially odious turn of phrase.
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I've seen "I work hard and play hard" about 12047928356019284 times.

 
saintfool said:
OC Zed said:
The trite profiles aside, I've been pleasantly surprised in my first week back on Match. Out of e-mails to 11 quality chicks, I've heard back from 4 of them... highest % I've had in a while. I went out on a first date with one of the ladies last night... I had a great time, but I'm not sure how into it she was. She seemed a bit more on the reserved side. We made tentative plans for next Saturday, so I need to keep the momentum going this week with the periodic texts.
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you might be able to fast track that by offering to meet for a midweek drink. lower stakes for both parties really. fri-sat dates come with a lot of expectations that can make it tough on both of you. first dates, especially when you are going from offline to in-person, should be kept light and easy. if it clicks midweek then the weekend date becomes something to look forward to.
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I'd prefer that, but both of our schedules are a little crazy this week, thus Saturday was the closest day that worked. I'm going to text her this afternoon though to see if anything freed up for her tonight or tomorrow. That would be great as a good mid-week date could set up a really good Saturday night date or if it turns out to be a downer, I can maybe arrange for drinks with another chick on Saturday instead.

 
So on Friday night I was having relations with Wiccan With Benefits when my other FWB showed up at the door. Nothing happened and by the next morning FWB was apologizing.

That said, it acted as a wake up call that I haven't been "dating" in about 6 months now. Time to freshen up those profiles.

 
bweiser said:
saintfool said:
bweiser said:
http://32asb.itocd.net/www/images/girl/1219401-1219600/b7e29c4c-a399-4cc7-aec4-b671f4194379.jpg

This girl wrote to me on some site ... honestly? I'm 51. She's 18. First words out of her mouth in a letter ... 'I love you' ... Such BS these dating sites.

All scams.
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Where do you live? How big is the dating pool for you there?
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I live outside Philadelphia.
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you shouldn't have a problem with the dating pool then. just keep at it!

 
Tinder users: What is your method

1. If I like the first pic, I swipe right.

2. I am either very creepy or very selective, so I look at all the pics, then decide which way to swipe.

3. I make it rain and swipe right all day. Then I block all the fatties and ugly biatches.

I have tried all 3, and if you live in a big metropolitan area, these chicks start all looking the same. Using 3 at the moment, but these fat broads are aggressive on here.

 
Terpman22 said:
Tinder users: What is your method

1. If I like the first pic, I swipe right.

2. I am either very creepy or very selective, so I look at all the pics, then decide which way to swipe.

3. I make it rain and swipe right all day. Then I block all the fatties and ugly biatches.

I have tried all 3, and if you live in a big metropolitan area, these chicks start all looking the same. Using 3 at the moment, but these fat broads are aggressive on here.
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I use 3. Takes way less effort. You only have to make decisions on matches.

 
beavers said:
Question: How long do you guys normally wait until going back online? My ex and I broke up around Christmas then slowed things down a bunch by only seeing each other every couple of weeks. We ended it for good last Friday. Including the slowed down part of the relationship, we were together for about 8.5 months. I don't think I am ready yet ... 1. I am still recovering emotionally. Started no contact last Friday and doing well with it. 2. I'm not sure I'm ready to see her profile online yet.
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For me, the answer is immediately. But I think guys tend to be less emotional about such things.

 
beavers said:
Question: How long do you guys normally wait until going back online? My ex and I broke up around Christmas then slowed things down a bunch by only seeing each other every couple of weeks. We ended it for good last Friday. Including the slowed down part of the relationship, we were together for about 8.5 months. I don't think I am ready yet ... 1. I am still recovering emotionally. Started no contact last Friday and doing well with it. 2. I'm not sure I'm ready to see her profile online yet.
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Turn in your man card ;)

 
beavers said:
Keerock said:
beavers said:
Question: How long do you guys normally wait until going back online? My ex and I broke up around Christmas then slowed things down a bunch by only seeing each other every couple of weeks. We ended it for good last Friday. Including the slowed down part of the relationship, we were together for about 8.5 months. I don't think I am ready yet ... 1. I am still recovering emotionally. Started no contact last Friday and doing well with it. 2. I'm not sure I'm ready to see her profile online yet.
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Turn in your man card ;)
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If you mean my double sided hmmmm toy, you can have it. ;) The standard is to throw away all toys at the end of the relationship. What sucks is this thing was $160. At least we went in 50/50 on it, no pun intended. ;)
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This is just...I mean...wow. Awesome. Thank you so much.

 
beavers said:
Keerock said:
beavers said:
Question: How long do you guys normally wait until going back online? My ex and I broke up around Christmas then slowed things down a bunch by only seeing each other every couple of weeks. We ended it for good last Friday. Including the slowed down part of the relationship, we were together for about 8.5 months. I don't think I am ready yet ... 1. I am still recovering emotionally. Started no contact last Friday and doing well with it. 2. I'm not sure I'm ready to see her profile online yet.
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Turn in your man card ;)
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If you mean my double sided hmmmm toy, you can have it. ;) The standard is to throw away all toys at the end of the relationship. What sucks is this thing was $160. At least we went in 50/50 on it, no pun intended. ;)
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Can't you just throw them(non electronic anyway) in the dishwasher and rinse repeat? :shrug: Or is it some sort of sentimental thing?

 
beavers said:
Keerock said:
beavers said:
Question: How long do you guys normally wait until going back online? My ex and I broke up around Christmas then slowed things down a bunch by only seeing each other every couple of weeks. We ended it for good last Friday. Including the slowed down part of the relationship, we were together for about 8.5 months. I don't think I am ready yet ... 1. I am still recovering emotionally. Started no contact last Friday and doing well with it. 2. I'm not sure I'm ready to see her profile online yet.
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Turn in your man card ;)
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If you mean my double sided hmmmm toy, you can have it. ;) The standard is to throw away all toys at the end of the relationship. What sucks is this thing was $160. At least we went in 50/50 on it, no pun intended. ;)
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$160??? Why is some molded rubber $160? Was there something extra fancy about this one?

 
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