***Official*** FFA iDating Thread (6 Viewers)

[Bankerguy]

I've been cleaning vomit off of my sons crib and floor while getting yelled at by my wife for about 2 of the last 3 hours. I'll prob be up for good in about 4 hours.

Why any online dater would do anything besides keep nailing randoms is beyond me.

Bankerguy, what's your location?

It gets tiring and it can be expensive too after a while. I believe since December I have hit at least 16 chicks and had 2, 3somes .

I will only miss the 3 somes. I really do want a quality hot chick to date seriously...more my real style. I am hopeful I just found her.

I am Canadian, my friend.

 

[Eminence]

I have gained some muscle and have upgraded from grotesquely fat ugly chicks to moderately overweight face is decent from certain angles chicks.

The ascension has been motivating. Next step, average looking flatchested broads. Looking forward to getting to the butter faces.

 

[identikit]

I have gained some muscle and have upgraded from grotesquely fat ugly chicks to moderately overweight face is decent from certain angles chicks.

The ascension has been motivating. Next step, average looking flatchested broads. Looking forward to getting to the butter faces.

From the high (Bankerguy)

To the low (Eminence)

Oy

What an epic collapse within a thread

 

[McGarnicle]

Banker guy is so getting laid.

Date 3 or 4 girl.

So take her out for coffee this morning, drinks tonight, then lunch tomorrow. You'll be in there before the late games. Don't forget to set your lineups.

 

[jon_mx]

I have gained some muscle and have upgraded from grotesquely fat ugly chicks to moderately overweight face is decent from certain angles chicks.

The ascension has been motivating. Next step, average looking flatchested broads. Looking forward to getting to the butter faces.

From the high (Bankerguy)

To the low (Eminence)

Oy

What an epic collapse within a thread

Fat girls need to get laid too.

 

[Bankerguy]

Banker guy is so getting laid.

Date 3 or 4 girl.

So take her out for coffee this morning, drinks tonight, then lunch tomorrow. You'll be in there before the late games. Don't forget to set your lineups.

She lives about a 50 minute drive away and has FT custody of 2 kids, it's going to take some patience and planning.

 

[Bankerguy]

Sorry guys, I feel like I have taken over the thread. Would love to hear what everyone is up to. Here to help anyone I can with advice, or profile help or whatever. PM for the profile help.

 

[chet]

Post date update...

I knew I was nervous but knew what I needed to do was reverse the nervousness on her. So, I decided to send her "date rules" to break the ice and get her to laugh before meeting. I have done this with other girls and it's money. I highly recommend it guys. I also decided to try a text before meeting. I basically told her where I was in the bar/restaurant and that I hoped she brought her "A" game because I was looking hot. This seemed to tip the scales a bit. Here was her text after....Oh goodness, where are you exactly? I am so nervous...lol.

Date was about 2 hours, 2 drinks and dessert. Conversations was well balanced with only a few minor pauses. Good range of topics and not all PG. She is definitely not the let me rip off her panties in a restaurant after 75 mins like the bi swinger girl. She will definitely take some time and effort but she is so worth it. Wow.

She is very cute and tiny and I will wreck that if I get the shot. She wore boots, yoga pants and a long sweater...perky boobs. All was good! A good Mom, good morals and seems to have a sexual side.

I like to see if they text first after the date, so I stood pat. She texted about 90 mins after it was over to say...Thank you for tonight!! It was so nice meeting you !! Figured the 4 exclamation marks was a good sign so I asked her out for a second date and we are hoping to go out again tomorrow if she can get a sitter. So pumped.

It was a good night gents!!!

Wtf is the pic, guy?Clearly you have no issue with her having a kid? Is she divorced?

I now see the pic but it's really small on my phone.

Congrats on the night.

 

[Bankerguy]

Post date update...

I knew I was nervous but knew what I needed to do was reverse the nervousness on her. So, I decided to send her "date rules" to break the ice and get her to laugh before meeting. I have done this with other girls and it's money. I highly recommend it guys. I also decided to try a text before meeting. I basically told her where I was in the bar/restaurant and that I hoped she brought her "A" game because I was looking hot. This seemed to tip the scales a bit. Here was her text after....Oh goodness, where are you exactly? I am so nervous...lol.

Date was about 2 hours, 2 drinks and dessert. Conversations was well balanced with only a few minor pauses. Good range of topics and not all PG. She is definitely not the let me rip off her panties in a restaurant after 75 mins like the bi swinger girl. She will definitely take some time and effort but she is so worth it. Wow.

She is very cute and tiny and I will wreck that if I get the shot. She wore boots, yoga pants and a long sweater...perky boobs. All was good! A good Mom, good morals and seems to have a sexual side.

I like to see if they text first after the date, so I stood pat. She texted about 90 mins after it was over to say...Thank you for tonight!! It was so nice meeting you !! Figured the 4 exclamation marks was a good sign so I asked her out for a second date and we are hoping to go out again tomorrow if she can get a sitter. So pumped.

It was a good night gents!!!

Wtf is the pic, guy?Clearly you have no issue with her having a kid? Is she divorced?

I now see the pic but it's really small on my phone.

Congrats on the night.

At 41 years old myself with 2 two kids, the probabilities of dating one without kids and doesn't want more is slim. So, of course I am OK with her having 2.

Chet, I hear you are FFA rich guy, perhaps you can fund my dating? This #### is expensive.

 

[Abraham]

I have gained some muscle and have upgraded from grotesquely fat ugly chicks to moderately overweight face is decent from certain angles chicks.

The ascension has been motivating. Next step, average looking flatchested broads. Looking forward to getting to the butter faces.

That is awesome.

 

[James Daulton]

Post date update...

I knew I was nervous but knew what I needed to do was reverse the nervousness on her. So, I decided to send her "date rules" to break the ice and get her to laugh before meeting. I have done this with other girls and it's money. I highly recommend it guys. I also decided to try a text before meeting. I basically told her where I was in the bar/restaurant and that I hoped she brought her "A" game because I was looking hot. This seemed to tip the scales a bit. Here was her text after....Oh goodness, where are you exactly? I am so nervous...lol.

Date was about 2 hours, 2 drinks and dessert. Conversations was well balanced with only a few minor pauses. Good range of topics and not all PG. She is definitely not the let me rip off her panties in a restaurant after 75 mins like the bi swinger girl. She will definitely take some time and effort but she is so worth it. Wow.

She is very cute and tiny and I will wreck that if I get the shot. She wore boots, yoga pants and a long sweater...perky boobs. All was good! A good Mom, good morals and seems to have a sexual side.

I like to see if they text first after the date, so I stood pat. She texted about 90 mins after it was over to say...Thank you for tonight!! It was so nice meeting you !! Figured the 4 exclamation marks was a good sign so I asked her out for a second date and we are hoping to go out again tomorrow if she can get a sitter. So pumped.

It was a good night gents!!!

Wtf is the pic, guy?Clearly you have no issue with her having a kid? Is she divorced?

I now see the pic but it's really small on my phone.

Congrats on the night.

At 41 years old myself with 2 two kids, the probabilities of dating one without kids and doesn't want more is slim. So, of course I am OK with her having 2.

Chet, I hear you are FFA rich guy, perhaps you can fund my dating? This #### is expensive.

Paying for a couple dinners is expensive? Particularly when there's poon on the horizon? You're a freaking FBG, act like it!

 

[Steve Tasker]

Well done, bankerguy.

 

[Das Boot]

Post date update...

I knew I was nervous but knew what I needed to do was reverse the nervousness on her. So, I decided to send her "date rules" to break the ice and get her to laugh before meeting. I have done this with other girls and it's money. I highly recommend it guys. I also decided to try a text before meeting. I basically told her where I was in the bar/restaurant and that I hoped she brought her "A" game because I was looking hot. This seemed to tip the scales a bit. Here was her text after....Oh goodness, where are you exactly? I am so nervous...lol.

Date was about 2 hours, 2 drinks and dessert. Conversations was well balanced with only a few minor pauses. Good range of topics and not all PG. She is definitely not the let me rip off her panties in a restaurant after 75 mins like the bi swinger girl. She will definitely take some time and effort but she is so worth it. Wow.

She is very cute and tiny and I will wreck that if I get the shot. She wore boots, yoga pants and a long sweater...perky boobs. All was good! A good Mom, good morals and seems to have a sexual side.

I like to see if they text first after the date, so I stood pat. She texted about 90 mins after it was over to say...Thank you for tonight!! It was so nice meeting you !! Figured the 4 exclamation marks was a good sign so I asked her out for a second date and we are hoping to go out again tomorrow if she can get a sitter. So pumped.

It was a good night gents!!!

Pretty smooth, congrats!

I hope she's the one - good luck!

 

[chet]

Post date update...

I knew I was nervous but knew what I needed to do was reverse the nervousness on her. So, I decided to send her "date rules" to break the ice and get her to laugh before meeting. I have done this with other girls and it's money. I highly recommend it guys. I also decided to try a text before meeting. I basically told her where I was in the bar/restaurant and that I hoped she brought her "A" game because I was looking hot. This seemed to tip the scales a bit. Here was her text after....Oh goodness, where are you exactly? I am so nervous...lol.

Date was about 2 hours, 2 drinks and dessert. Conversations was well balanced with only a few minor pauses. Good range of topics and not all PG. She is definitely not the let me rip off her panties in a restaurant after 75 mins like the bi swinger girl. She will definitely take some time and effort but she is so worth it. Wow.

She is very cute and tiny and I will wreck that if I get the shot. She wore boots, yoga pants and a long sweater...perky boobs. All was good! A good Mom, good morals and seems to have a sexual side.

I like to see if they text first after the date, so I stood pat. She texted about 90 mins after it was over to say...Thank you for tonight!! It was so nice meeting you !! Figured the 4 exclamation marks was a good sign so I asked her out for a second date and we are hoping to go out again tomorrow if she can get a sitter. So pumped.

It was a good night gents!!!

Wtf is the pic, guy?Clearly you have no issue with her having a kid? Is she divorced?

I now see the pic but it's really small on my phone.

Congrats on the night.

At 41 years old myself with 2 two kids, the probabilities of dating one without kids and doesn't want more is slim. So, of course I am OK with her having 2.

Chet, I hear you are FFA rich guy, perhaps you can fund my dating? This #### is expensive.

I don't think you'd like what I'd ask for in return. Put her pic back up so I can see it. I'm off the phone.

 

[Bankerguy]

Post date update...

I knew I was nervous but knew what I needed to do was reverse the nervousness on her. So, I decided to send her "date rules" to break the ice and get her to laugh before meeting. I have done this with other girls and it's money. I highly recommend it guys. I also decided to try a text before meeting. I basically told her where I was in the bar/restaurant and that I hoped she brought her "A" game because I was looking hot. This seemed to tip the scales a bit. Here was her text after....Oh goodness, where are you exactly? I am so nervous...lol.

Date was about 2 hours, 2 drinks and dessert. Conversations was well balanced with only a few minor pauses. Good range of topics and not all PG. She is definitely not the let me rip off her panties in a restaurant after 75 mins like the bi swinger girl. She will definitely take some time and effort but she is so worth it. Wow.

She is very cute and tiny and I will wreck that if I get the shot. She wore boots, yoga pants and a long sweater...perky boobs. All was good! A good Mom, good morals and seems to have a sexual side.

I like to see if they text first after the date, so I stood pat. She texted about 90 mins after it was over to say...Thank you for tonight!! It was so nice meeting you !! Figured the 4 exclamation marks was a good sign so I asked her out for a second date and we are hoping to go out again tomorrow if she can get a sitter. So pumped.

It was a good night gents!!!

Wtf is the pic, guy?Clearly you have no issue with her having a kid? Is she divorced?

I now see the pic but it's really small on my phone.

Congrats on the night.

At 41 years old myself with 2 two kids, the probabilities of dating one without kids and doesn't want more is slim. So, of course I am OK with her having 2.

Chet, I hear you are FFA rich guy, perhaps you can fund my dating? This #### is expensive.

I don't think you'd like what I'd ask for in return. Put her pic back up so I can see it. I'm off the phone.

No reasonable offers refused...lol

 

[Bankerguy]

I have seen the wild one the last 2 nights and holy moly. If she was a little thinner she would be almost perfect. I think I have met the sexual female version of me.

9 is very frustrating as far as trying to line anything up with. I am going to hang in there a few more days, but my patience is waning. Hot girls seem to move at their own speed. I personally hate the chase, so if she wants me to chase forever, this won't end well for me.

 

[offdee]

I have seen the wild one the last 2 nights and holy moly. If she was a little thinner she would be almost perfect. I think I have met the sexual female version of me.

9 is very frustrating as far as trying to line anything up with. I am going to hang in there a few more days, but my patience is waning. Hot girls seem to move at their own speed. I personally hate the chase, so if she wants me to chase forever, this won't end well for me.

With 9...was there any touching (arm/leg rubbing) during the date and/or any kissing involved? This is important.

 

[Village Idiot]

I have seen the wild one the last 2 nights and holy moly. If she was a little thinner she would be almost perfect. I think I have met the sexual female version of me.

9 is very frustrating as far as trying to line anything up with. I am going to hang in there a few more days, but my patience is waning. Hot girls seem to move at their own speed. I personally hate the chase, so if she wants me to chase forever, this won't end well for me.

With 9...was there any touching (arm/leg rubbing) during the date and/or any kissing involved? This is important.

Why am I picturing Offdee sitting around dressed like Hugh Hefner while he typed this?

 

[Joe T]

There is a lot of crazy shi# on tinder.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

can you pros give us the recipe for successful profile writing? Like what are the elements you cover, etc.? Of course, everybody's is going to be different, but what's the basic framework. Seems like this has been covered a while back in the thread, but can't find it.

 

[McGarnicle]

I have seen the wild one the last 2 nights and holy moly. If she was a little thinner she would be almost perfect. I think I have met the sexual female version of me.

9 is very frustrating as far as trying to line anything up with. I am going to hang in there a few more days, but my patience is waning. Hot girls seem to move at their own speed. I personally hate the chase, so if she wants me to chase forever, this won't end well for me.

Wow, it took all of two days to get bored with the 9. In the meantime you're smashing the bejeebers out of a low-maintenance whore. Coincidence??

 

[McGarnicle]

And just to be clear, I would listen to that voice that says bang the whore and lose patience with the 9. I don't know if that's the popular take and I can hear people saying oh, get your priorities straight and go after this seemingly better prospect. I think you'd already be there if that's what you really wanted and if she was someone you connected with on a really deep level. Just speaking from my own experience...my penis always ran the show in these matters, and while I can't say he never steered me wrong ( ) I can say my biggest blunders happened when I tried to outthink the little *******. I mean, the huge majestic *******.

 

[Bankerguy]

I have seen the wild one the last 2 nights and holy moly. If she was a little thinner she would be almost perfect. I think I have met the sexual female version of me.

9 is very frustrating as far as trying to line anything up with. I am going to hang in there a few more days, but my patience is waning. Hot girls seem to move at their own speed. I personally hate the chase, so if she wants me to chase forever, this won't end well for me.

With 9...was there any touching (arm/leg rubbing) during the date and/or any kissing involved? This is important.

Great hug hello.

Light kiss good night.

I am getting the feeling she is either a painfully slow mover, someone else is in the picture or she is as busy she says she is.

Not texting her today...seeing what happens.

 

[Bankerguy]

can you pros give us the recipe for successful profile writing? Like what are the elements you cover, etc.? Of course, everybody's is going to be different, but what's the basic framework. Seems like this has been covered a while back in the thread, but can't find it.

Depends on what you're looking for. But generally, short and funny. Punchy. The more random, the more fun, not-looking-for-a-serious-relationship type of girls you'll attract, but, also a wider net there, so balance out with real stuff if you're looking for something more permanent.

It's important what you say and don't say...it's got to be real. Mine is long

 

[Bankerguy]

And just to be clear, I would listen to that voice that says bang the whore and lose patience with the 9. I don't know if that's the popular take and I can hear people saying oh, get your priorities straight and go after this seemingly better prospect. I think you'd already be there if that's what you really wanted and if she was someone you connected with on a really deep level. Just speaking from my own experience...my penis always ran the show in these matters, and while I can't say he never steered me wrong ( ) I can say my biggest blunders happened when I tried to outthink the little *******. I mean, the huge majestic *******.

After being asked to take a trip to the Greek islands late last night...I can't be THAT guy who passes it up.

 

[Joe T]

More hot pics from Tinder for this week here.

I'm assuming some of the girls on Tinder are professionals.

 

[Peyton Marino]

good stuff Joe. any luck on there yet?

 

[Bogart]

Banker....post your personal profile writeup here. Show these guys how it's done.

I would like to see this as i may possibly be re-release into the pond (long story).

Someone could make a pretty penny writing these things for people.

Sorry to hear about the possibility of your re-release.

Agreed. I really need to rewrite mine. It's over a year old. Really need to start over from scratch. I would pay for assistance.

I could share mine via PM. It's obviously personalized to me and what I'm looking for, but the blueprint is there for you to customize to you. I got tons of compliments of how it was the most original and confident profile they've seen.

I'll absolutely take a PM. Thanks!!

Thanks offdee for the PM!! Obviously I'm not going to crib much of the content, but the layout and flow really is better than what I am throwing out right now. A great example.

 

[Joe T]

good stuff Joe. any luck on there yet?

Not so far. I've met with two girls from there and have been disappointed both times.

Set to meet with one more on Thursday and hoping it gets better.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Rooting for some quality Bogie stories.

 

[Peyton Marino]

good stuff Joe. any luck on there yet?

Not so far. I've met with two girls from there and have been disappointed both times.

Set to meet with one more on Thursday and hoping it gets better.

The last girl I went out with showed up high. I could kind of tell something was off with her, and after the conversation somehow turned to weed, she casually mentioned that she had baked a little bit prior to our meeting because she was nervous. It didn't really help... Seemed to make her more nervous, actually. I've kind of cooled off the tinder game after a couple iffy experiences in a row like that. It was a good run.

 

[Bogart]

Rooting for some quality Bogie stories.

You and me both. Need a true reboot as I'm really in a rut dating wise. The Poly chick experiment didn't really pan out and I'm kind of just lost in a sea of FWBs with no real interest in going any further.

While it's not time to settle down, an actual someone to be connected with on multiple levels would be nice.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

I'm kind of just lost in a sea of FWBs

GFYGBB

 

[OC Zed]

good stuff Joe. any luck on there yet?

Not so far. I've met with two girls from there and have been disappointed both times.

Set to meet with one more on Thursday and hoping it gets better.

Why? Not as attractive in person? Flaky? Crazy?

 

[Joe T]

good stuff Joe. any luck on there yet?

Not so far. I've met with two girls from there and have been disappointed both times.

Set to meet with one more on Thursday and hoping it gets better.

Why? Not as attractive in person? Flaky? Crazy?

Bigger than their images made them out to be.

 

[Joe T]

I forget who posted it, but I agree with the sentiment that the holiday season is great. Girls don't want to be alone...

 

[McGarnicle]

Stuffin' lots of juicy birds?

 

[[icon]]

I forget who posted it, but I agree with the sentiment that the holiday season is great. Girls don't want to be alone...

Careful... dating season is technically still closed. Hookup season is wide open though.

Don't get roped into anything serious enough to require dropping $$$ on christmas / valentines day gifts.

 

[Kraft...]

good stuff Joe. any luck on there yet?

Not so far. I've met with two girls from there and have been disappointed both times.

Set to meet with one more on Thursday and hoping it gets better.

Why? Not as attractive in person? Flaky? Crazy?

Bigger than their images made them out to be.

How do you usually handle this? Act cordial and go through the motions? Actually give them a chance, they might actually be cool? Immediate shutdown?

 

[jon_mx]

good stuff Joe. any luck on there yet?

Not so far. I've met with two girls from there and have been disappointed both times.

Set to meet with one more on Thursday and hoping it gets better.

Why? Not as attractive in person? Flaky? Crazy?

Bigger than their images made them out to be.

You must have missed the fine print where it says, "Caution, Objects appear much Bigger in Real Life."

 

[McGarnicle]

good stuff Joe. any luck on there yet?

Not so far. I've met with two girls from there and have been disappointed both times.

Set to meet with one more on Thursday and hoping it gets better.

Why? Not as attractive in person? Flaky? Crazy?

Bigger than their images made them out to be.

How do you usually handle this? Act cordial and go through the motions? Actually give them a chance, they might actually be cool? Immediate shutdown?

Get annihilated until she's hot enough to bang, give it to her real rough and selfish, bonus points if you can fart during the act, and then throw up in her purse. No worries about having to see her again.

 

[Keerock]

good stuff Joe. any luck on there yet?

Not so far. I've met with two girls from there and have been disappointed both times.

Set to meet with one more on Thursday and hoping it gets better.

Why? Not as attractive in person? Flaky? Crazy?

Bigger than their images made them out to be.

How do you usually handle this? Act cordial and go through the motions? Actually give them a chance, they might actually be cool? Immediate shutdown?

Get annihilated until she's hot enough to bang, give it to her real rough and selfish, bonus points if you can fart during the act, and then throw up in her purse. No worries about having to see her again.

Unless she likes it, in which case it'd be OK to hit it a few more times.

 

[saintfool]

i had a few occasions where the date was kind of misrepresenting herself. the pics were unspecific, older or whatever. i'd be interested and the conversation would move from emails/texts to talking on the phone. i don't mind a woman with curves as many woman can be attractive or sexy without being slender. the descriptors on the iDate sites aren't always helpful either ("athletic" doesn't mean toned and fit, apparently).

still, a few first meetings where i was like "wait, what? who?" and i'd let the situation play out a bit. the "match" score would generally be pretty good so it wasn't like they were unattractive and #######s. i sort of treated it like i would with any woman who ultimately wasn't my type, slender or not. i was nice and found their company pleasant enough but wasn't feeling the attraction ultimately.

bad form, i know, but i generally didn't contact them again. i just never called again. in retrospect, i feel kind of lousy about it (especially if i agreed to meet them again) but it was the nicest way i could shut it down.

 

[pats3in4]

i had a few occasions where the date was kind of misrepresenting herself. the pics were unspecific, older or whatever. i'd be interested and the conversation would move from emails/texts to talking on the phone. i don't mind a woman with curves as many woman can be attractive or sexy without being slender. the descriptors on the iDate sites aren't always helpful either ("athletic" doesn't mean toned and fit, apparently).

still, a few first meetings where i was like "wait, what? who?" and i'd let the situation play out a bit. the "match" score would generally be pretty good so it wasn't like they were unattractive and #######s. i sort of treated it like i would with any woman who ultimately wasn't my type, slender or not. i was nice and found their company pleasant enough but wasn't feeling the attraction ultimately.

bad form, i know, but i generally didn't contact them again. i just never called again. in retrospect, i feel kind of lousy about it (especially if i agreed to meet them again) but it was the nicest way i could shut it down.

Yeah, I've had a couple of the bolded. As for the part about not calling again, if I'm ever called out for "Hey, you never called despite saying you would", my answer simply is "I had a great coffee date with you and did have every intention of calling. But then I went on a handful of other coffee dates and found someone who I thought was a better match. I figured calling you to say 'Hey, I met someone I have more in common with...sorry,' would be awkward."

 

[offdee]

In regards to body type always assume they'll go one tier higher than they really are. If you truly want skinny than "skinny" and " fit/toned" should be your only search parameters. "Athletic" and "Average" means they are bigger. "Slightly overweight" means they are obese.

 

[Raider Nation]

I liked her ... cross but she wouldn't stop talking.

 

[saintfool]

In regards to body type always assume they'll go one tier higher than they really are. If you truly want skinny than "skinny" and " fit/toned" should be your only search parameters. "Athletic" and "Average" means they are bigger. "Slightly overweight" means they are obese.

this is a good reminder. many of those FBGs who are re-entering the dating world have little firsthand experience with these simple truths. they can serve as guidelines. another might be "always bring a condom on a date" because, given how hook-up culture has embedded itself into every facet of dating, every single "date" is very possibly a prelude to a sexual encounter. i don't care if you met the girl on christianmingle.com, eharmony, jdate or whatever. these days, you're always in the running if the date is going well enough.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I liked her ... cross but she wouldn't stop talking.

How did the date go?

Also thanks for the side pics, pretty solid pull here especially if she isn't bat#### crazy.

 

[Raider Nation]

I liked her ... cross but she wouldn't stop talking.

How did the date go?

Also thanks for the side pics, pretty solid pull here especially if she isn't bat#### crazy.

Easy score, but she sounds like Fran Drescher. I'm conflicted. Maybe flesh-colored ear plugs?

 

[flranger]

You can't turn that one down.....how old are you RN?