Bankerguy
Footballguy
How do you quote in your sig again??
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***Official*** FFA iDating Thread (2 Viewers)
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Sig worthy.
zander_s
Footballguy
Somebody explain......i would but have no idea. That quote is too funny to lose!How do you quote in your sig again??
Bankerguy
Footballguy
Done and done. Thanks for the laugh Stu!!!!!Somebody explain......i would but have no idea. That quote is too funny to lose!How do you quote in your sig again??
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zander_s
Footballguy
I went and figured it out too. Glad you got it hooked up.Done and done. Thanks Stu!!!!!Somebody explain......i would but have no idea. That quote is too funny to lose!How do you quote in your sig again??
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
So, started talking to someone new today...
You guys will love this.
She works down the hall from me. Literally.
She doesn't know this, but I thought she looked familiar. This could be interesting.
You guys will love this.
She works down the hall from me. Literally.
She doesn't know this, but I thought she looked familiar. This could be interesting.
She was an almost wife and the first girl to make me knowingly do dumb things. It's gonna sting for awhile longer I'm guessing. I am no longer crying myself to sleep at night, so that's nice.Disco Stu said:You broke up 7 months ago and aren't over it yet?!?!Woz said:And we're talking about a girlfriend, not a wife...This makes Baby Jesus cry.
It's a plausible piece of gossip and am guessing the sister/co-worker was saying it to get people to make me stay. I just spent most of the day with her and she seems normal. Plus you're forgetting she's female and gossips naturally.Tremendous Upside said:Nice to see her sister is as emotionally mature as she is....Woz said:Ha, still can't believe she texted me the other to tell me I missed my chance. However, the ##### is still coming back to bite me. I'm in the holding cell today and this female cop comes over and wacks me over the head. Claims she heard I'm heading to private work and won't be returning. I come back to the office to have lawyers saying the same thing - they are being nice about it but I can tell they're pissed. Turns out psycho told all this to her sister, my co-worker, and she spread it around. Awesome since it's not true.Keys Myaths said:This is why you should always have a backup plan.See, you wiggle psycho girl the right way, she could've been yours.Woz said:Bankerguy said:Who said I was "giving up"...lol.Not sure how to say this without sounding full of myself. I have never hurt for dates and women. Right now, I think I want to just take a mini-break. Time to simplify my life a bit and then come back and give 150% (as Otis would say). I recently joined a gym and paid for some personal training sessions, something I am really looking forward to. When I come back to the dating scene again it will be to score at will or to meet someone special. Part of this break is to figure that out which is most appealing to me and deal with some of my personal issues (My Dad etc).JAA said:You gonna give up that easy? If it wasnt hard, everyone would be doing it. You've had great success already, this isnt the time to give up.
As I stated prior, after being stood up like 3-4 times and the fact I'm still getting over my ex-gf, I quit dating for awhile. Sexually it's gonna hurt though.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
I forgot to send this chick a message last night. How's this?I must say, I'm intrigued... Can this girl actually function? How is she not dead yet?Plus she's kinda cute.
I don't guarantee I'll use them, but I will accept FFA suggestions on an opening email.
"I glad yuo had the sek before sence I ready to give you teh juice llo."
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
She was an almost wife and the first girl to make me knowingly do dumb things. It's gonna sting for awhile longer I'm guessing. I am no longer crying myself to sleep at night, so that's nice.Disco Stu said:You broke up 7 months ago and aren't over it yet?!?!Woz said:
This makes Baby Jesus cry.
Never speak of this again.
Bankerguy
Footballguy
I forgot to send this chick a message last night. How's this?I must say, I'm intrigued... Can this girl actually function? How is she not dead yet?Plus she's kinda cute.
I don't guarantee I'll use them, but I will accept FFA suggestions on an opening email.
"I glad yuo had the sek before sence I ready to give you teh juice llo."
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
So, two months afterward?It took me a Creamsicle to get over her. We dated for four years. Sack up, dude.Woz said:
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Weird. Worked yesterday. Here you go.Still can't believe this chick is 27. She looks and sounds about 10 years younger.
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
I just pretend that he's being sarcastic...She was an almost wife and the first girl to make me knowingly do dumb things. It's gonna sting for awhile longer I'm guessing. I am no longer crying myself to sleep at night, so that's nice.Disco Stu said:You broke up 7 months ago and aren't over it yet?!?!Woz said:And we're talking about a girlfriend, not a wife...
This makes Baby Jesus cry.Never speak of this again.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Bankerguy
Footballguy
Did she contact on a chat site and tell you she is 13 and to come to her daddies million dollar house on the Jersey shore?Be careful..
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Alias
Footballguy
She's a man baby. tap it.
Kraft...
Footballguy
NICEI forgot to send this chick a message last night. How's this?I must say, I'm intrigued... Can this girl actually function? How is she not dead yet?Plus she's kinda cute.
I don't guarantee I'll use them, but I will accept FFA suggestions on an opening email.
"I glad yuo had the sek before sence I ready to give you teh juice llo."
code
Footballguy
I had something similar happen to me...got an eHarmony match, the girl looked familiar but I couldn't place her...then it dawned on me that she's a waitress at this restaurant where we eat every Monday
...sadly she's not really my type, though we'd always joked around at lunchtime...so what the hell is the move here? ...there's no way I'm initiating dating talk with this girl...if I keep it open and she initiates (based on some secret crush) I've got no easy way out...but if I close her out, I could be equally sunk...I chose the latter, and thankfully she never mentioned it...but I was definitely checking my food for foreign bodies over the next few visits...That was my only marginally scary moment iDating...well that and the girl who I told I was meeting multiple people online and she went off about how she "won't be someone's backup plan"...good times that girl...I just pretend that he's being sarcastic...She was an almost wife and the first girl to make me knowingly do dumb things. It's gonna sting for awhile longer I'm guessing. I am no longer crying myself to sleep at night, so that's nice.Disco Stu said:You broke up 7 months ago and aren't over it yet?!?!Woz said:
This makes Baby Jesus cry.
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
Problem is, this girl's hot, and we've been trading messages all afternoon.I had something similar happen to me...got an eHarmony match, the girl looked familiar but I couldn't place her...then it dawned on me that she's a waitress at this restaurant where we eat every Monday...sadly she's not really my type, though we'd always joked around at lunchtime...so what the hell is the move here?
...there's no way I'm initiating dating talk with this girl...if I keep it open and she initiates (based on some secret crush) I've got no easy way out...but if I close her out, I could be equally sunk...I chose the latter, and thankfully she never mentioned it...but I was definitely checking my food for foreign bodies over the next few visits...That was my only marginally scary moment iDating...well that and the girl who I told I was meeting multiple people online and she went off about how she "won't be someone's backup plan"...good times that girl...
code
Footballguy
Funny, after I posted this I was overcome with this strong feeling of being that older guy hanging around with younger kids, telling stories about his youth, thinking about how cool those stories are, and having all the younger kids just sort of look away awkwardlyI had something similar happen to me...got an eHarmony match, the girl looked familiar but I couldn't place her...then it dawned on me that she's a waitress at this restaurant where we eat every Monday
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
She's on yahoo personals. Says she lives alone, which amazes me. It also says she's looking for a guy who doesn't drink, which doesn't seem remotely possible if she wants him to spend more than 3 minutes with her.Message sent.Did she contact on a chat site and tell you she is 13 and to come to her daddies million dollar house on the Jersey shore?Be careful..
code
Footballguy
That's the kinda problem you want to have GB...If it's looking good drop the recognition that you work in the same building and parlay that into lunch or drinks post work...sounds like an easy close...Problem is, this girl's hot, and we've been trading messages all afternoon.I had something similar happen to me...got an eHarmony match, the girl looked familiar but I couldn't place her...then it dawned on me that she's a waitress at this restaurant where we eat every Monday
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
Too many problems with dating at work, though.That's the kinda problem you want to have GB...If it's looking good drop the recognition that you work in the same building and parlay that into lunch or drinks post work...sounds like an easy close...Problem is, this girl's hot, and we've been trading messages all afternoon.I had something similar happen to me...got an eHarmony match, the girl looked familiar but I couldn't place her...then it dawned on me that she's a waitress at this restaurant where we eat every Monday...sadly she's not really my type, though we'd always joked around at lunchtime...so what the hell is the move here?
...there's no way I'm initiating dating talk with this girl...if I keep it open and she initiates (based on some secret crush) I've got no easy way out...but if I close her out, I could be equally sunk...I chose the latter, and thankfully she never mentioned it...but I was definitely checking my food for foreign bodies over the next few visits...That was my only marginally scary moment iDating...well that and the girl who I told I was meeting multiple people online and she went off about how she "won't be someone's backup plan"...good times that girl...
code
Footballguy
Oh, I totally misunderstood...you mean she works for your company?...I thought you just meant she works down the hall, like for another company in the same building...I actually always had a no dating coworkers policy...though that didn't stop from twice taking a girl out for drinks on my last day...Too many problems with dating at work, though.That's the kinda problem you want to have GB...If it's looking good drop the recognition that you work in the same building and parlay that into lunch or drinks post work...sounds like an easy close...Problem is, this girl's hot, and we've been trading messages all afternoon.I had something similar happen to me...got an eHarmony match, the girl looked familiar but I couldn't place her...then it dawned on me that she's a waitress at this restaurant where we eat every Monday
Bankerguy
Footballguy
Would she recognize you from work?IF not....Tap it the first night and you already have your exit strategy. (I don't date girls from work after you realize where you know her from)Problem is, this girl's hot, and we've been trading messages all afternoon.I had something similar happen to me...got an eHarmony match, the girl looked familiar but I couldn't place her...then it dawned on me that she's a waitress at this restaurant where we eat every Monday :( ...sadly she's not really my type, though we'd always joked around at lunchtime...so what the hell is the move here?...there's no way I'm initiating dating talk with this girl...if I keep it open and she initiates (based on some secret crush) I've got no easy way out...but if I close her out, I could be equally sunk...I chose the latter, and thankfully she never mentioned it...but I was definitely checking my food for foreign bodies over the next few visits...That was my only marginally scary moment iDating...well that and the girl who I told I was meeting multiple people online and she went off about how she "won't be someone's backup plan"...good times that girl...
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
I don't think so, and this is ABSOLUTE gold.
mr. furley
Footballguy
wow, brilliantWould she recognize you from work?IF not....Tap it the first night and you already have your exit strategy. (I don't date girls from work after you realize where you know her from)Problem is, this girl's hot, and we've been trading messages all afternoon.I had something similar happen to me...got an eHarmony match, the girl looked familiar but I couldn't place her...then it dawned on me that she's a waitress at this restaurant where we eat every Monday :( ...sadly she's not really my type, though we'd always joked around at lunchtime...so what the hell is the move here?
mr. furley
Footballguy
good godShe was an almost wife and the first girl to make me knowingly do dumb things. It's gonna sting for awhile longer I'm guessing. I am no longer crying myself to sleep at night, so that's nice.Disco Stu said:You broke up 7 months ago and aren't over it yet?!?!Woz said:
This makes Baby Jesus cry.
zander_s
Footballguy
How beautifully devious and scandalous!! I like it!!Would she recognize you from work?IF not....Tap it the first night and you already have your exit strategy. (I don't date girls from work after you realize where you know her from)Problem is, this girl's hot, and we've been trading messages all afternoon.I had something similar happen to me...got an eHarmony match, the girl looked familiar but I couldn't place her...then it dawned on me that she's a waitress at this restaurant where we eat every Monday
sarcasm down??(well, partly)good godShe was an almost wife and the first girl to make me knowingly do dumb things. It's gonna sting for awhile longer I'm guessing. I am no longer crying myself to sleep at night, so that's nice.Disco Stu said:You broke up 7 months ago and aren't over it yet?!?!Woz said:And we're talking about a girlfriend, not a wife...
This makes Baby Jesus cry.
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
Go eat a Creamsicle.sarcasm down??(well, partly)good godShe was an almost wife and the first girl to make me knowingly do dumb things. It's gonna sting for awhile longer I'm guessing. I am no longer crying myself to sleep at night, so that's nice.Disco Stu said:You broke up 7 months ago and aren't over it yet?!?!Woz said:
This makes Baby Jesus cry.
Bankerguy
Footballguy
Not my first time around the block....LOLHow beautifully devious and scandalous!! I like it!!Would she recognize you from work?IF not....Tap it the first night and you already have your exit strategy. (I don't date girls from work after you realize where you know her from)Problem is, this girl's hot, and we've been trading messages all afternoon.I had something similar happen to me...got an eHarmony match, the girl looked familiar but I couldn't place her...then it dawned on me that she's a waitress at this restaurant where we eat every Monday
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
Okay, posting pics on the underground now.
Date1 is Saturday night, date2 is Sunday night, and the other four are from the girl from work.
Date1 is Saturday night, date2 is Sunday night, and the other four are from the girl from work.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Date 2 
code
Footballguy
Date2WorkGirlDate1 (just because it's almost impossible to tell from those pics)And having seen pics of WorkGirl, I like BG's advice even more...
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
Yeah, that does worry me a little...but what the hell. It's only a drink.Edit: And she's 27. That's a little much.
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code
Footballguy
Mrs. Code is 27...as women approach 30 they gain, uh, "enthusiasm" :confirmed:
Gotta find one that tastes good first.Keys Myaths said:Go eat a Creamsicle.Woz said:sarcasm down??(well, partly)mr. furley said:good godDisco Stu said:Woz said:She was an almost wife and the first girl to make me knowingly do dumb things. It's gonna sting for awhile longer I'm guessing. I am no longer crying myself to sleep at night, so that's nice.Disco Stu said:You broke up 7 months ago and aren't over it yet?!?!Woz said:
This makes Baby Jesus cry.
code
Footballguy
I was talking to a buddy the other day about my iDating experience and he raised an interesting question, how do you answer the "how did you meet?" inquiries...obviously since Mrs. Code and I recently married, we've been asked this a lot...but I'm curious what our current iDaters think...is this something you try to hide or something you broadcast around town?...do you think it matters who the audience is?...is age a factor?...
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Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
Got a really nasty message from blondie today...
My favorite part, "I chose to ignore the 'no' you texted me. It just proves what a selfish arrogant ******* you are though."
She hit that pretty spot-on.
My favorite part, "I chose to ignore the 'no' you texted me. It just proves what a selfish arrogant ******* you are though."
She hit that pretty spot-on.
zander_s
Footballguy
Don't you just love it when a plan comes together!?Got a really nasty message from blondie today...My favorite part, "I chose to ignore the 'no' you texted me. It just proves what a selfish arrogant ******* you are though."She hit that pretty spot-on.
Pip's Invitation
Footballguy
If people ask, The Future Mrs. Pip and I tell them the truth. No one's had a problem with it.I was talking to a buddy the other day about my iDating experience and he raised an interesting question, how do you answer the "how did you meet?" inquiries...obviously since Mrs. Code and I recently married, we've been asked this a lot...but I'm curious what our current iDaters think...is this something you try to hide or something you broadcast around town?...do you think it matters who the audience is?...is age a factor?...
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
So, Latina girl just called me to invite me to some outdoor shopping thing in town tomorrow afternoon and go to dinner. But then, she's meeting a friend to go to some opera #### that night.
For a review, we've been on two dates, they've been fun, she's very attractive and a riot to be around, but it just hasn't seemed like we've clicked on that level. Nothing physical has happened at all.
Basically, after date #2, I wrote her off, but why is she still pursuing this?
For a review, we've been on two dates, they've been fun, she's very attractive and a riot to be around, but it just hasn't seemed like we've clicked on that level. Nothing physical has happened at all.
Basically, after date #2, I wrote her off, but why is she still pursuing this?
krista4
Footballguy
Please review your sig.
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
She's bat#### crazy. It's entertaining to me, but I'm also relieved she knows very little about me, even after 4 dates.Don't you just love it when a plan comes together!?Got a really nasty message from blondie today...My favorite part, "I chose to ignore the 'no' you texted me. It just proves what a selfish arrogant ******* you are though."She hit that pretty spot-on.
