McGarnicle
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fantasycurse42 said:
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McGarnicle
Footballguy
I remember all too well. But then again, those are always the most entertainIng stories when someone asks about my single days.The Grizz said:
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Footballguy 1: I bought a new BMW!Footballguy 2: Congrats!!!
CSTU Downer: Those things cost a fortune in repair bills, plus it's a depreciating asset.
Wommmmp wommmmmmmp.
PIK95
Footballguy
This
The Grizz
Footballguy
I've had a longstanding fantasy of hooking up with a girl that works at a dispensary. They always hire these hot, young, super-chill girls that clearly love to get high. And man it turns me on hearing a hot girl talk intelligently about cannabis.
Yesterday, I got a message from a hot, petite 23-year old assistant manager at a dispensary, who opened with a comment about my "certified non-creeper" line. We exchanged a few messages on Tinder -- which seemed to go over extremely well -- and then I gave her my number. She texted me today and asked if I wanted to grab a drink this week. We've been texting back-and-forth all night long and are planning to hang out sometime soon. Here's to hoping that dreams come true.
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Yesterday, I got a message from a hot, petite 23-year old assistant manager at a dispensary, who opened with a comment about my "certified non-creeper" line. We exchanged a few messages on Tinder -- which seemed to go over extremely well -- and then I gave her my number. She texted me today and asked if I wanted to grab a drink this week. We've been texting back-and-forth all night long and are planning to hang out sometime soon. Here's to hoping that dreams come true.
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Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
Keep the updates coming Grizz. Great work!
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Please just ####### shoot me already.
sbonomo
Footballguy
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sbonomo
Footballguy
godspeed to you fine sir. Please report back early and often!
Frostillicus
Footballguy
cstu
Footballguy
cstu
Footballguy
sbonomo
Footballguy
wilked
Footballguy
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
The Grizz
Footballguy
I certainly don't think that my profile alone is what is driving any matching success. As I said earlier, I think my profile is actually pretty boring and would like to improve upon it. I just said that the "certified non-creeper" line has been mentioned by more girls in their initial message than anything else in my profile. Frankly, I don't care why these girls are swiping right as long as they are swiping right.
Peyton Marino
Footballguy
any guys in here using bumble?
The Grizz
Footballguy
Basically any attractive girl will have stories about the weird, creepy things that guys do when trying to hit on girls on Tinder or in real life (i.e., sending unsolicited **** pics, sending repeated messages after getting no responses, showing up at their work, etc.). I just figured that it would serve as a solid potential conversation starter with some comedic potential while distancing myself from that type of behavior. So far, it has worked better than I could have expected. The only downside is that it kind of limits my options if I ever say "#### it" and decide I want to get creepy.
The Grizz
Footballguy
I downloaded Bumble, but I haven't set up a profile on there yet. I've heard from one of my friends that it is pretty great in that the girls have to initiate all of the messaging, so it minimizes what you have to do yourself.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Let's get to the bottom of these cues that humans have been using to select mates for eons. Somebody really needs to do something.cstu said:
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Somewhere in the past decade, "creeper" replaced "creep" as the preferred reference to a weird/pervy guy. I don't like it either but it appears we're stuck with it for now.saintfool said:
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Yep these are over now. The 2 of them know each other. The 37yo wasn't pleased so that ended first. Then I dated the 24yo for a couple months and we just didn't click so now we're friends only. But it was good fun.Ha! You see, I told you guys we mid-40's types can score the young ones.
Single for several months now, ready to start getting into Tinder, et al so I'll have to review this thread.
Although at the moment I'm doing fine with 2 FWBs - a 37yo and a damn cute 24yo (I'm 43). When those go south, which they will at some point, then it's time to fire up Tinder.
So will need to get into the Tinder soon. A friend of mine who is 5'7", 41, a little heavy, no hair, and the face of Bob Hope has gone 3 for 3 so far.
Grizz - I am stealing that non-creeper line.. and also.. some of those pics you posted have to be fake/pros, no?
Das Boot
Footballguy
saintfool
Dead sexy
The Grizz
Footballguy
Good luck with it! Let us know if you get any comments about it.I've watched a lot of Catfish in my day, so I feel like I have a pretty good eye for fake profiles. Nearly all of the those girls had associated Instagram accounts that were well-developed, and I exchanged normal messages with about half of them. I was skeptical of that 21-year old stripper-looking model/aspiring law student at first, but she had a legit Instagram account that went back several years and we exchanged a few normal messages. The only one that gave me some Catfish-y vibes was the "25-year old babe" because she only had like three pictures (all of which looked professional) and she didn't have any other information from Facebook like her job. With the exception of that one, I'm pretty sure that they were all legit.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Could a 20something here please give me a few sentences why/how it's no issue to publish your entire life on social media, TIA
Not judging, just trying to understand.
Not judging, just trying to understand.
Keerock
Footballguy
I've watched a lot of Catfish in my day, so I feel like I have a pretty good eye for fake profiles. Nearly all of the those girls had associated Instagram accounts that were well-developed, and I exchanged normal messages with about half of them. I was skeptical of that 21-year old stripper-looking model/aspiring law student at first, but she had a legit Instagram account that went back several years and we exchanged a few normal messages. The only one that gave me some Catfish-y vibes was the "25-year old babe" because she only had like three pictures (all of which looked professional) and she didn't have any other information from Facebook like her job. With the exception of that one, I'm pretty sure that they were all legit.
@ claiming to be a non-creeper but then trolling their instagram accounts. BTW... I'm old.
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
I replaced "certified non-creeper" with "certified oral sex receiver", it didn't work 
Peyton Marino
Footballguy
nice. i d/l'd last week. most of the girls i match with go with "hii" or "heyy" as their opener. do you have a go-to response in this situation? i feel like responding "hey" is not the move, but also don't feel like using my tinder opener is natural either in response to a generic salutation.The Grizz said:
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
Grizz you meet up with the hot dispensary chick yet?
The Grizz
Footballguy
offdee
Footballguy
Reply: It's your lucky day!
Even though the winky face is lame, its key here in that it shows you're confident but still being playful...not just some jerkoff. She'll most likel respond with something like "lol, oh really...why is that?" Then the back and forth begins with you telling her how great you are (in a joking playful way) with the overall stance that she should feel lucky to be getting your time.
The Grizz
Footballguy
Not yet. I'm out of town for the weekend, so we're planning on going out for some drinks on Monday.
dhockster
Footballguy
Try it on the old guy at the gym.I replaced "certified non-creeper" with "certified oral sex receiver", it didn't work
OC Zed
Footballguy
The Grizz
Footballguy
I thought the date with the hot dispensary girl went really well. We went out to this new wine bar that specializes in cheese pairings and charcuterie plates that I found on Yelp. I thought it was a great choice for a first date -- a nice selection of drinks, classy without being too formal, and some great small plates so you can eat some food while chatting without committing to a full-blown dinner.
She was even hotter in real life than what was depicted in her pictures. Like I'm kind of still in shock that I just went on a date with a girl as hot as her. We had actually corresponded via text quite a bit prior to the date. She had texted me until she fell asleep a couple nights last week, and she seemed really cool and funny via text. But I still wasn't fully sure what to expect from a manager of a dispensary. Part of me was worried that she could turn out be a stereotypical "stoner idiot," which was probably hypocritical of me considering that I smoke more cannabis than anyone I know and I'm pretty damn smart.
But, to my delight, she seemed like a really mature, smart, nice, cool, cultured, and fun girl. We had a good conversation for like 2.5 hours with lots of smiling and laughing until the bar closed down on us at 10:00. We had a nice moment outside afterwards where we were holding hands facing each other and saying what a great time we had together. She said she "would love to see [me] again." It was probably an ideal moment for a kiss, but I just didn't lean in for it. Maybe a rookie mistake on my part, but I'm happy with how it went down regardless.
She's been texting me more since she got home saying what a good time she had and how it "was definitely the highlight of [her] week." We're talking about going out again sometime soon for dinner and margaritas at a cool new modern Mexican taqueria. I just feel like everything went way better than I could have possibly expected it to go.
I just celebrated with a dab of Bruce Banner shatter mixed with Kimbo Slice x Blue Dream shatter. Life is good.
She was even hotter in real life than what was depicted in her pictures. Like I'm kind of still in shock that I just went on a date with a girl as hot as her. We had actually corresponded via text quite a bit prior to the date. She had texted me until she fell asleep a couple nights last week, and she seemed really cool and funny via text. But I still wasn't fully sure what to expect from a manager of a dispensary. Part of me was worried that she could turn out be a stereotypical "stoner idiot," which was probably hypocritical of me considering that I smoke more cannabis than anyone I know and I'm pretty damn smart.
But, to my delight, she seemed like a really mature, smart, nice, cool, cultured, and fun girl. We had a good conversation for like 2.5 hours with lots of smiling and laughing until the bar closed down on us at 10:00. We had a nice moment outside afterwards where we were holding hands facing each other and saying what a great time we had together. She said she "would love to see [me] again." It was probably an ideal moment for a kiss, but I just didn't lean in for it. Maybe a rookie mistake on my part, but I'm happy with how it went down regardless.
She's been texting me more since she got home saying what a good time she had and how it "was definitely the highlight of [her] week." We're talking about going out again sometime soon for dinner and margaritas at a cool new modern Mexican taqueria. I just feel like everything went way better than I could have possibly expected it to go.
I just celebrated with a dab of Bruce Banner shatter mixed with Kimbo Slice x Blue Dream shatter. Life is good.
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James Daulton
Footballguy
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
Hate the Grizz.
Buttonhook
Footballguy
Haters gonna hate. You go Grizz!
Nothing wrong with not kissing her at that point. If used correctly, anticipation can be a magnificent tool to reel in woman and make them want it more.
Nothing wrong with not kissing her at that point. If used correctly, anticipation can be a magnificent tool to reel in woman and make them want it more.
