*** OFFICIAL *** Jerky Boys appreciation thread (1 Viewer)

[Dr. Watson]

"Look...I work with that #### so long, I eat the ######' ####. It doesn't bother me, I put mustard on it and i eat it. Ya Hear where I'm commin from, babe?

 

[Chiwawa]

This is Jack Tors. can you spell that?Sure. Its T-O-Run-huhS

I still pull this gag on my wife when I'm reading off a phone number to her.

 

[tommyboy]

you got good fingers? I got a big one.

Look theres this little black house there on the corner, I want you to burn that ####### place down.

I'm giong to sue you...

"sue me"

yeah, for the punitive damages you're giving me

 

[ODoyleRules]

I went to dentist, I went for tooth decay...did awful thing...punch myteeth out my gum...I cannot talk, I cannot eat...he curse me and hit me...while I sleeping...And then he put me under, umm...sedation...my pantsunbuttoned...my teeth, gums, dripping blood...I cannot even blow bubbles whenI chew gum, when I drive cab...what de*AAAAGGGHHH!*

This man named Louie Rocco.

 

[buster c]

Yeah, let me speak to Brett Weir!Uh, who's calling?Is he in?Yeah, who's calling? Look, jerky, I don't need to talk to you!You don't need to talk to me?Get Brett Weir I said!

 

[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

ool

 

[Thorn]

ool

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[Thorn]

"Piss clams""Assy nipples"

Thinking of one of these for a fantasy team name.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

"Piss clams""Assy nipples"

Thinking of one of these for a fantasy team name.

Frank Rizzo had some good ones:SizzlechestPicklenoseBarrelassBologna ####Liver lipsSweetnutsMilky Licker

 

[poopdawg]

Have you ever seen what my wife looks like in a neglige? She neglected her body, should i say.

 

[Al Czervik]

http://www.rollingstone.com/feature/jerky-boys-prank-calls-comedy-legends-comeback

 

[Da Guru]

We need a "Jerky Girls" thread.

 

[SacramentoBob]

Bump for recent events.

 

[urbanhack]

Bump for recent events.

:furley:

 

[El Floppo]

Is furley an event now? Where is he?

 

[SacramentoBob]

GREAT question.

 

[ShamrockPride]

Is the Fat Muffin Man there?