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***OFFICIAL KEN BONE WRITE IN FOR PRESIDENT HEADQUARTERS*** (1 Viewer)

Don't Toews Me said:
Ken Bone vs Chuck Norris in the 2020 General Election. Who wins?
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You can't punch your way into America's heart. Even if you can do so to pull out the heart of your enemy.

 
I feel like Ken Bone has brought us all together like neither of the candidates ever could.  I actually want to work with the other side of the aisle now.

LET'S GET #### DONE!

 
MaxThreshold said:
I feel like Ken Bone has brought us all together like neither of the candidates ever could.  I actually want to work with the other side of the aisle now.

LET'S GET #### DONE!
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Bridging America, one bone at a time. 

He could come out at every rally to bad to the bone, and his campaign signs would be simple: Make America Bonerific! 

 
Doctor Detroit said:
Bridging America, one bone at a time. 

He could come out at every rally to bad to the bone, and his campaign signs would be simple: Make America Bonerific! 
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Is the first scandal of his candidacy the release of the 1997 Bone-r (written exactly this way on the VHS tape label) Jams tapes hidden deep in the basement, with some really questionable choices in bodily fluids exchanged in said film?

 
Viagra and Cialis are missing a golden opportunity to sign a new spokesperson. 

A nice Bone on the streets...a hard Bone in the sheets. 

 
Walking Boot said:
:lmao: oops he just Bone-d himself. Making your Internet history public for your 15 minutes of fame probably not a good idea. 
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:lmao:

A Real Boner

Ken Bone, the now-notorious undecided voter from the most recent presidential debate, seems to have forgotten to delete some of his more scandalous comments before starting his Reddit “Ask Me Anything.” 

 
UPDATE 12:26 AM: Oh, Ken Bone also thought the shooting of Trayvon Martin was “justified.”

 
The General said:
Welcome to THE BONE ZONE.
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There is another dimension beyond that which is known to partisans. It is a
dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground
between Clinton and Trump, between reason and irrationality, and it lies between
the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of
the undecided voter. It is an area which we call the Bone Zone.

* If nothing else, they could create a new Secretary of Bone role?

Currently in negotiations to form a super group with John Lennon's widow and U2's front man and vocalist, the Bone-Ono-Bono Project. 

Their first single will be a cover of the Steely Dan song Bonedhisattva.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGdyVnW86SY  

"The sparkle of your china" (Alec Baldwin pronunciation)

B-Side Steely Dan cover Pretzel Logic (original studio version) features tromBONE in the instrumental backing track by ace session player Lew McCreary.  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyhpLUsjYyQ

 
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Limp Ditka said:
:lmao:

A Real Boner

Ken Bone, the now-notorious undecided voter from the most recent presidential debate, seems to have forgotten to delete some of his more scandalous comments before starting his Reddit “Ask Me Anything.” 

 
UPDATE 12:26 AM: Oh, Ken Bone also thought the shooting of Trayvon Martin was “justified.”
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Jesus, I hope I never get thrust into 15 minutes of fame.  If so I'm nuking the servers for this site and a cErtain othEr sitE.

 
Limp Ditka said:
:lmao:

A Real Boner

Ken Bone, the now-notorious undecided voter from the most recent presidential debate, seems to have forgotten to delete some of his more scandalous comments before starting his Reddit “Ask Me Anything.” 

 
UPDATE 12:26 AM: Oh, Ken Bone also thought the shooting of Trayvon Martin was “justified.”
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Ken Bone. From rock hard to limp in less than 7 days.

 
Did people really believe that dude didn't make creepy comments on reddit at some point?

Still a fan though

 
Looks like our hero dabbled in some light insurance fraud. 

The answer is obvious, we must arrest every NOT journalist looking a bit too closely. 

LEAVE THE BONE ALONE

 
In a recent post, he referenced Jennifer Lawrence's hacked nude photos from 2014: "Maybe she should have been more careful with her pics, but the bad guys are still the ones who sought them out and looked at them." 

"By which I mean guys like me," he added. "I saw her butt hole. I liked it."

:lmao:

 
Sinn Fein said:
In a recent post, he referenced Jennifer Lawrence's hacked nude photos from 2014: "Maybe she should have been more careful with her pics, but the bad guys are still the ones who sought them out and looked at them." 

"By which I mean guys like me," he added. "I saw her butt hole. I liked it."

:lmao:
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Well, he's not wrong.

 
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