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***** Official KTCK/1310 AM "The Ticket" Thread ***** (3 Viewers)

Derek Smalls said:
Bogart said:
Drew Bledsoe about to speak on the Ticket.Retirement speech??
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Keep me informed. Are there any available vets out there? Jeff freaking George?
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No retirement. Just the "I'm still going to be a leader on this team, even in this new, unfamiliar role. I still have to be prepared, blah, blah, blah. Just because I don't agree with Bill, doesn't mean I don't respect him. Yadda, yadda."
 
You ask me why I think BAD radio has passed up The Musers and The Hardline?

I submit Bill Parcells doing REM's "Everybody Hurts". Radio gold.

 
I don't see the humor in spase people. I'm not about to link it and get reported. I'm all for ####### humor, but I fail to see the genius here.

 
The Orphanage will be strong today. They're at Barktoberfest and will likely get some guests; Corby's already booked to do a couple of segments. Plus, after they're done, Gordon and Skin are going to do a show.

 
It's your show America

The Brett Farve apologist & Dan turned the show over to the listener for the noon hour due to them missing so bad on Romo.

The dirty P1's are having fun at their expense

Good Times

 
culdeus said:
Everybody and their mother are slamming the stream.sucks
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I just zipped to the bottom so I hope that a joke isn't flying over my head. I'd love to start participating in this thread again but I can't pick up the streaming audio. It cuts out every few seconds. I've increased my buffer to 35 seconds to no avail. I will say that yesterday's bit w/ Gordon and Jub was funny - the one w/ the gay activity in the Cowboys locker room after the win as told to the audience by the Deep Throated Informant. Aside from that and until the streaming audio is corrected - I got nuthin'.
 
Really dark this year.

Halloween Cards 2006

10/31/2006

@ 9:51 am - Filed under: - General -

Dear Halloween friend,

I am trying to come up with some new Halloween traditions and need your help. Has anyone ever thought of stapling your head repeatedly to a wall.

Gordon

P.S. Leave a message if I’m not home.

Dear Accommodating Halloween aquaintance,

Tonight when the sun goes down do me a favor, tie yourself up, it will save me time, and foreplay.

Gordon

Hey Guaranteed Halloween lover,

Let’s sneak into a graveyard tonight. Your shallow grave will blend in better there.

Gordon

Hey there Witchy witchy witch witch,

Do me a favor, swallow this diamond. I will come over in about twelve hours to get it back.

Gordon

Hey Pumpkin Head,

You know how I know we will be together tonight? Because I know how to jimmy a lock. Take precautions and you die.

Gordon

PS. Just kidding.

P.P.S I’m not kidding. Look out..

Dear end of October Surprise ghoul,

I am am making out my materials list for your family’s Halloween Party tonight. So far I have- a box full of condoms and heart full of revenge. Am I missing anything?

Gordon

P.S. Oh yes. The Bone saw.

Dear Autumn Interrogative answerer,

Question: What is the best thing to come out of a bucket of cheap wine? Answer: The courage to saw out your spine.

Gordon

To my special Halloween kitten,

Halloween always triggers my imagination. Just like my body will trigger your gag reflex.

Gordon

Dear costumed Fall friend,

What do you plan on doing when the clock strikes midnight? Me? I will be trying to hold the gun steady as I watch you cry and perform an unconvincing striptease.

Gordon

Hey Halloween Scare Scare,

I bought some eyelid retractors, want to know why? I want you to look me in the eyes when the virus passes into you.

Your generous friend,

Gordon

Dear Halloweiner,

What do you do when you love someone so much that it makes you want to kill them? I send them a card. Happy Halloween.

Gordon
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So was anyone else byt he channel last night when they were supposed to go to the SMU Pregame at 6 and they did not get a connection until 6:22. They were pretty much rolling screenless the entire time and making fun of **** Hicks.

Was pretty good stuff

I am sure you will hear parts of it on Friday morning @ about 8 am

 
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texasyankee said:
So was anyone else byt he channel last night when they were supposed to go to the SMU Pregame at 6 and they did not get a connection until 6:22. They were pretty much rolling screenless the entire time and making fun of **** Hicks.Was pretty good stuffI am sure you will hear parts of it on Friday morning @ about 8 am
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Yeah, I heard some of it. Funny stuff.Am I the only one that cracks up every time that Dougie drop is played: "Come on!!!!"
 
salesgirl who wants to be a clinical psychologist sounded hot, no?

smoker too :)

I submit that BAD radio/Hardline crosstlalk is the best segment of the day.

 
Bogart said:
culdeus said:
texasyankee said:
Have you heard the Butt Bongo Fiesta segment

Gold Jerry Gold
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link?
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not sure, but bet they play off it for awhile. Good stuff. Is it bad that my two channels are now The Ticket and Power 89.7 Christian Rock. I feel so dirty/clean on my way home.
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Shouldn't these two disagree?I can't get with Larry Brown being on the pre-game show with Bob. Bob has really grown on me since he came here and brings alot to the table. I just can't get with Larry. :thumbdown:

P.S

He's even worse in person (His wife and my wife are best friends)

 
Yesterday I caught the "man on the street" segment where Corby was talking to people prior to the Mavs game.

Some really funny stuff there. BaD and HL were a good combo yesterday.

 
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BigTex said:
Bogart said:
culdeus said:
texasyankee said:
Have you heard the Butt Bongo Fiesta segment

Gold Jerry Gold
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link?
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not sure, but bet they play off it for awhile. Good stuff. Is it bad that my two channels are now The Ticket and Power 89.7 Christian Rock. I feel so dirty/clean on my way home.
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Shouldn't these two disagree?I can't get with Larry Brown being on the pre-game show with Bob. Bob has really grown on me since he came here and brings alot to the table. I just can't get with Larry. :thumbdown:

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He's even worse in person (His wife and my wife are best friends)
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They should, and they do. But it's the one music station I enjoy listening to right now, and I really don't want to give up The Ticket. Just yesterday, I switched from Power FM where they were talking about spreading the Word to the Ticket where CorbySnake is contemplating motorboating a complete stranger with huge cans.So, when you and your lovely wife meet the Browns for bridge and pie, does he make you sit through the entire SB or just just the highlights of his gimmie INTs?

 
Hi-Five swandive yesterday caused some issues around here.

You'd think the guy could not target the road.

 
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