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***** Official KTCK/1310 AM "The Ticket" Thread ***** (1 Viewer)

culdeus said:
I'm on hold. Any messages I should deliver?
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Do you like your job?That wasn't the question!Do you like this gig?Or maybe go into a long story about the first time you went with your girlfriend to a Petty Theft concert and finally got to meet Rhynes but after glancing away momentarily you were horrified to see that OJ had impaled your girlfriend in the neck with a pitchfork.
 
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Statcruncher said:
culdeus said:
I'm on hold. Any messages I should deliver?
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Do you like your job?That wasn't the question!Do you like this gig?Or maybe go into a long story about the first time you went with your girlfriend to a Petty Theft concert and finally got to meet Rhynes but after glancing away momentarily you were horrified to see that OJ had impaled your girlfriend in the neck with a pitchfork.
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The latter would be funny
 
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texasyankee said:
Why does George let the V Slice Born Born irritate him so much
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I'm guessing because it's totally beaten to death and no longer has comedic value. I hate to think how many minutes of E Brake each year are burned on those responses.
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But it's like I keep telling my middle daughter, the more you let your little sister know what she does bothers you, the more she will do itGeorge just needs to start taking it out on Gordo every time he thanks the caller for their courage
 
For those scoring at home on the football field Jason Witten ==========>Dan Cambell.

On the radio Dan Cambell===============>Jason Witten.

 
Statcruncher said:
For those scoring at home on the football field Jason Witten ==========>Dan Cambell.On the radio Dan Cambell===============>Jason Witten.
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I have a funny story about Dan Campbell that's probably not FBG-safe, but I'll go with it anyway.A friend of mine, a dirty Aggie, was out one night and, through another friend who's pretty connected with boosters, athletics, etc., Dan Campbell went out with them (probably to the Tap). At one point during the night, they're all sitting at a bar table with some chicks. Dan says to my friend, "Nigelfriend, look under the table." He does and sees that Dan Campbell, future Cowboy/Lion tight end is digitally manipulating the girl sitting next to him.
 
On a side note, I'm shopping for a new phone and am not sure which technology I should go with. Can anyone give me the pros and cons of digital versus analog?

 
Junior's latest ticker:

The tease was "news that will make you cry blood".

Talking about the Philly game "McNabb has been inconsistent and AJ Feeley feels he should be starting" followed by the [how much you bet I can throw a football over that mountain] drop.

And the big finish: "In other news, I sharted."

 
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God I miss having the Ticket at work on these days. Not a ton of gold, but what there is is SOLID.

Side note: Since it seem obvious that Mike and Co do not want Greggo back, is it all about a cash settlement at this point? Some kind of buyout to continue using all of the Greggo drops, photos, etc.

 
So I am stuck in the Orthodontists office for my daughters appointment. The good news is that I happened to bring the laptop because I have work to get done

The better news is that I am piggybacking on somebodies unsecured wireless and can get the Ticket online

The best news is the dental assistants.

I knew I should have gone to dental school

 
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And once again McDowell shows he is a petty, insecure person who has to be the center of attention or he gets snippy. I hope bashing the ticker man Gordo makes him feel better about himself.

 
texasyankee said:
So I am stuck in the Orthodontists office for my daughters appointment. The good news is that I happened to bring the laptop because I have work to get doneThe better news is that I am piggybacking on somebodies unsecured wireless and can get the Ticket onlineThe best news is the dental assistants.I knew I should have gone to dental school
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Is this ortho only or is the guy a dentist as well? I need a new dentist, and I wouldn't mind having some h0ts0r hygienists with their fingers in my mouth.
 
doughboydeluxe said:
texasyankee said:
So I am stuck in the Orthodontists office for my daughters appointment. The good news is that I happened to bring the laptop because I have work to get doneThe better news is that I am piggybacking on somebodies unsecured wireless and can get the Ticket onlineThe best news is the dental assistants.I knew I should have gone to dental school
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Is this ortho only or is the guy a dentist as well? I need a new dentist, and I wouldn't mind having some h0ts0r hygienists with their fingers in my mouth.
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Ortho only in SW FW
 
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