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***Official*** Seinfeld draft thread (1 Viewer)

So Cos, you want soup nazi as episode, guest star or character?

You're up Homie
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CHaracter for now.Does Norwood's pick really count? I was waiting on a decision and then all the other picks came in and passed me.

 
So Cos, you want soup nazi as episode, guest star or character?

You're up Homie
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CHaracter for now.Does Norwood's pick really count? I was waiting on a decision and then all the other picks came in and passed me.
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I gave it to him as a "frame of mind" type pick in the flex position. Don't rattle his cage. It's NORWOOD for chrises sakes.
 
Demian takes

The Virgin

I don't remember who this was and thats all his pm said (again as his second choice. His first was Sidra too)

*edit cause I mixed up who pm-ed*

 
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Dreaded Marco takes

The Virgin

I don't remember who this was and thats all his pm said (again as his second choice. His first was Sidra too)
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She ####ed JFK Jr. GF from The Contest.
 
This draft is the biggest trainwreck I've seen in the history of non-football drafts, but I cannot turn away. Good stuff here.

 
Well, since there are only 2 bosses that I really love, and one is off the board, I'm going with my other boss:

Mr. Kruger of Kruger Industrial Smoothing.
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reach
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Not such a reach. He and J-Pete are easily the best bosses on the board.Oh, and screw you, Marco. I was targeting Kruger w/my next pick.
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Agreed. They are by far the two best bosses in the series---sorry I stole him from ya.
 
I didn't PM you my pick E10---I didn't take the Virgin. Must have been someone else.

I'll take Estelle Costanza--crazy family member.

 
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I have no idea who The Maestro is.
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A boyfriend of Elaine, didn't like to be called by his real name, and preferred to be called Maestro because he was such. His real name was Bob I think.
 
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Bookman
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:lmao:
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:clap: Great pick! :lmao:
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Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says "New York Public Library"? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before: Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over. Y'got seven days, Seinfeld. That is one week!----------------

I remember when the librarian was a much older woman: Kindly, discreet, unattractive. We didn't know anything about her private life. We didn't want to know anything about her private life. She didn't have a private life. While you're thinking about that, think about this: The library closes at five o'clock, no exceptions. This is your final warning. Got that, kewpie-doll?

 
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I have no idea who The Maestro is.
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A boyfriend of Elaine, didn't like to be called by his real name, and preferred to be called Maestro because he was such. His real name was Bob I think.
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he also does not wear his pants until he is ready to go on to stage in order to keep the creases in the pants.
 
Bob Cobb (played by Mark Metcalf, Animal House's Neidermeyer): a conductor who prefers to be called "Maestro" and has a villa in Tuscany.

 
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