Grahamburn
Footballguy
So I'm watching Harper's at bat last night. He misses the two fastballs early in the count that were his pitches to hit. You can tell he's talking to himself while he walks around. I figure he's going to flail at a breaking ball, strike out, go back to the dugout whining, and slam his helmet. I kind of got a little bummed at that point, but then something interesting happens. He fouls off the curve. Then fouls off a few more. Then he starts to look locked in. It was obvious. I start getting excited again.
Hand delivers right in his wheelhouse. BAM! He hit that thing 10 rows deep into the freaking upper deck. I jump off the couch and yell "BOOM!" Fist pumping like a total dork, but who cares, I was all by myself, right?
Wife comes out pissed as all Hell and says "you woke up the baby!"
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I went from woo-hoo to boo-hoo pretty quick there.
Hand delivers right in his wheelhouse. BAM! He hit that thing 10 rows deep into the freaking upper deck. I jump off the couch and yell "BOOM!" Fist pumping like a total dork, but who cares, I was all by myself, right?
Wife comes out pissed as all Hell and says "you woke up the baby!"
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I went from woo-hoo to boo-hoo pretty quick there.