Old Hoss Radbourn (1 Viewer)

[rockaction]

@TheYankeeCandle

I suggest the following scents for your Man Candle line: Burning ***** Scalp, Perfumed Whore, and Gunpowder.

 

[Tom Servo]

@TheYankeeCandle

I suggest the following scents for your Man Candle line: Burning ***** Scalp, Perfumed Whore, and Gunpowder.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

@OldHossRadbourn

I see that "Field of Dreams" is on and also that it is still horrid garbage.

Truer words.

 

[Tom Servo]

If it's the same guy, he takes this shtick to its logical conclusion.

 

[Brady Marino]

Old Hoss previews the Division Series.

 

[Raider Nation]

Old Hoss previews the Division Series.

Absolute genius.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Great-grandson of the legendary gunfighter and tuberculosis patient,

 

[Raider Nation]

Hitter that scares me: N/A

 

[Premier]

Hitter that scares me: N/A, but I must admit that a 225(+) lb. short stop from Hispaniola who smashes the ball like a demented washerwoman assaults linen would have scared the effluvium out of many men from my day. Not me, of course.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

He deserves a Pulitzer, or whatever the Twitter equivalent of that is.

 

[JZilla]

You two dummies wrote better articles

Stick to tweeting, Old Hoss!

 

[Premier]

You two dummies wrote better articles

Stick to tweeting, Old Hoss!

Capella, pickles and Zilla discussing Hoss.

Just like the old days.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

You two dummies wrote better articles

Stick to tweeting, Old Hoss!

Capella, pickles and Zilla discussing Hoss.

Just like the old days.

We can rebuild it..

 

[Koya]

You two dummies wrote better articles

Stick to tweeting, Old Hoss!

Capella, pickles and Zilla discussing Hoss.

Just like the old days.

We can rebuild it..

Stronger, Smarter...

 

[Premier]

He's left better to quips on twitter but this was funny:

But fun beards really only seem to work when you score 853 runs and allow only 656. I know more than a few grey-clad men who by April 1865 rather seriously doubted the worth of one R.E. Lee's powerful chin-whiskers.

 

[teamramrod]

this is quality.

peace

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Old Hoss Radbourn ‏@OldHossRadbourn 8m

When I played in Boston if a black man jumped over a wall the local constables would have not reacted in quite so jubilant a manner.

 

[Limp Ditka]

 

[Raider Nation]

Just came here to post that. He is phenomenal.

 

[Premier]

Just put that in the other thread. He's the greatest.

 

[Premier]

Decent response too:

@Serisothikos: @OldHossRadbourn Wow, you played until 1974???

 

[Tom Servo]

Old Hoss Radbourn ‏@OldHossRadbourn 7h

In honor of J. Leyland's retirement I smoked the last bit of the hand-rolled cigarette he gave me behind our red schoolhouse in 1873.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Old Hoss Radbourn ‏@OldHossRadbourn 7h

In honor of J. Leyland's retirement I smoked the last bit of the hand-rolled cigarette he gave me behind our red schoolhouse in 1873.

 

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I this guy

 

[Raider Nation]

Hoss previews the WS

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Hoss previews the WS

Not his best work

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Hoss previews the WS

Not his best work

Yeah, it's kind of like he let someone else write that. Reads like a bad imitation.

 

[Bogart]

Overexposed. Needs to stick with 140 characters.

 

[Brady Marino]

First known picture of the middle finger belongs to...Old Hoss Radbourn.

 

[Koya]

First known picture of the middle finger belongs to...Old Hoss Radbourn.

Legend....wait for it...

 

[Eephus]

Old Hoss Radbourn ‏@OldHossRadbourn 3h

Tough decisions ahead for J. Farrell as only Gen. Grant and Santa remain on his bench.

 

[Premier]

He's killing it today.

 

[oso diablo]

"I wonder if Angry Math Basement Man or Bitter Old Newspaperman will win the AL MVP."

 

[Tom Servo]

1. HISTORY ‏@HISTORY 6h
2. Thirteen hours after leaving the capital, the Kennedys have arrived at the Hotel Texas. #JFK50
3. Old Hoss Radbourn ‏@OldHossRadbourn 5h
   RT @HISTORY: Thirteen hours after leaving cryogenic suspension, the Kennedys have arrived at the Oort Cloud. #JFK50 #AncientAliens
   
   

 

[Raider Nation]

Jolly or no, the burglarizing Papist who enters my home this evening must reckon with my Constitutional right to defend my property.

 

[Premier]

@OldHossRadbourn: My lifetime suspension for whoring, gambling, consorting with base companions, throwing games, and general acts of pugilism came from God.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Old Hoss Radbourn ‏@OldHossRadbourn 8m
Bold move by the Cubs marketing department to debut their one-inning play "The Last One Hundred Years: A Retrospective" today

 

[Tom Servo]

Old Hoss Radbourn ‏@OldHossRadbourn 8m
Bold move by the Cubs marketing department to debut their one-inning play "The Last One Hundred Years: A Retrospective" today

 

[Raider Nation]

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@OldHossRadbourn

All-Benghazi team:

Bonds, OF
Evers, 2B
Nady, OF
Gehrig, 1B
Henderson, OF
Aparicio, SS
Zeile, 3B
Ianetta, C

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

One of the Iorg brothers should have been on instead of Ianetta.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Old Hoss Radbourn @OldHossRadbourn · 7h A good strategy for Germany is to score quickly on Brazil, then take Argentina, Peru, and Venezuela and enjoy two extra armies per turn.

Old Hoss Radbourn @OldHossRadbourn · 6h
All we need is a stabbing and Germany will have executed the perfect Radbourn start.

 

[Limp Ditka]

@OldHossRadbourn: These futuristic uniforms the White Sox are wearing give me the heebie-jeebies.

 

[FishTacoTuesday]

Old Hoss Radbourn ‏@OldHossRadbourn 3m3 minutes ago
Let Every Nats Hitter Have a Big Game James Shields

 

[Capella]

I still wonder who he is. 

 

[Limp Ditka]

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Old Hoss Radbourn–  ‏@OldHossRadbourn






RIP, W.P. Kinsella. It's sad when an author dies. It's also sad when the hurler who won 59 in 1 year isn't included in the dumb corn story.
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