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Mustard and Onion, period!
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"People" who put ketchup on hot dogs (1 Viewer)
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tone1oc
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Ministry of Pain
Footballguy
It starts with the ketchup on a hot dog and then it spreads like a cancer to stuff like mayo to dip french fries with and other perverted condiments.
Then next thing you know you're piling lettuce into a perfectly delicious steak n cheese, the mother of all sins.
Black olives on pizza, jelly squeezed into a sausage biscuit, pickles on tuna salad...you gotta draw the line somewhere and take a stand.
Oh man, I saw the title and came in here ready to go all MOP on your ###!Ditkaless Wonders
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Mustard relish, diced onion, and a splash of tobacco.otb_lifer said:vile scum.
Guldens spicy brown - or GTFO
Leroy Hoard
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Cold Dead Hands
Footballguy
I put mayo and onions on my hotdog.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Why narrow this ketchup thing down to just hotdogs?
AAABatteries
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tone1oc
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Gustavo Fring
Footballguy
Mustard and Onion, sometimes a dollop of chili/cheese.
nirad3
Footballguy
I rarely use ketchup anymore. Fries, burgers, etc.... much better with a buffalo or other "hot" sauce.
Ditkaless Wonders
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bueno
In a class by himself
Captain Cranks
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I like to mix it up. Sometimes ketchup, sometimes mustard, sometimes sauerkraut, or nacho cheese, or chili. Never more than two at the same time though. My palate can't handle such complexity.
tipsy mcstagger
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Best hot dog I've ever eaten happened this year:
After having a crawfish boil, we peeled some for the tail meat and mixed it with pieces of the spicy boiled onions, potatoes, and garlic and our 4 cheese sauce. And yes...even some ketchup (mustard & hot sauce too). It was magical.
After having a crawfish boil, we peeled some for the tail meat and mixed it with pieces of the spicy boiled onions, potatoes, and garlic and our 4 cheese sauce. And yes...even some ketchup (mustard & hot sauce too). It was magical.
tone1oc
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Coeur de Lion
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Mustard >>>>>>>>>> Ketchup, period. Particularly dijon / spicy brown / any of the various "fancy" herb / spice ones. Hot sauce is the only condiment that mustard doesn't absolutely destroy, and that one is close. That said, eat whatever you want, you heathens.
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5-ish Finkle
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Ketchup on a properly prepared hot dog is where it's at. Mustard is good too. As are onions. Or chili(cheese acceptable on chili dogs).
Here's something that'll, no doubt, get a bunch of panties into wads. Hold on to you corn cob pipes......
Avocado on a hot dog is pretty freaking good, in the proper context.
Here's something that'll, no doubt, get a bunch of panties into wads. Hold on to you corn cob pipes......
Avocado on a hot dog is pretty freaking good, in the proper context.
5-ish Finkle
Footballguy
That all said, I have no idea what the "mayonnaise on french fries" crowd is thinking(whoever the hell brought that up), other than "You know what would be awesome right now? Some french fries smothered in man goo. Delish."
Coeur de Lion
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Avocado is good on anything. Food of the Gods. Have you ever tried smearing in on toast?
5-ish Finkle
Footballguy
Avocado is just good, period. Don't need the toast. Sea salt that ##### and spoon it into yer gob.
bueno
In a class by himself
Coeur de Lion
Footballguy
Agreed, although I'm also partial to a little lime juice as well. It's damn good on or with almost anything.
The Football Freak
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5-ish Finkle
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pollardsvision
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Are there are a lot of places in the US where people don't eat mayo on burgers?
I sell burgers for a living. Literally, 95% of them have mayo on them. Lettuce, tomato, mayo and onion pretty much just assumed. Ketchup or mustard on a burger is very rare, and almost always for a kid.
pollardsvision
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And I really have no opinion on ketchup on dogs. Don't dislike it, but don't use it myself. I normally go chili, slaw, onions, then one of jalapenos, pickles, or kraut. I really don't use mustard either. By the time you put on the chili, slaw and other stuff, ketchup or mustard just doesn't add enough for me to care one way or another.
I have a woman working for me that's probably served more hot dogs anyone in the history of the world. She's served at least 3 million hot dogs (she's been here 46 years and doesn't miss days). If anybody in the history of the world has served more, it's a very short list. Anyway, she knows a few things about hot dogs. She prefers hers with mayo, ketchup, and chili. Not my preference, but not bad. Might be trying if you are looking for a new combo.
Now, ketchup only? Ugh.
I have a woman working for me that's probably served more hot dogs anyone in the history of the world. She's served at least 3 million hot dogs (she's been here 46 years and doesn't miss days). If anybody in the history of the world has served more, it's a very short list. Anyway, she knows a few things about hot dogs. She prefers hers with mayo, ketchup, and chili. Not my preference, but not bad. Might be trying if you are looking for a new combo.
Now, ketchup only? Ugh.
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bueno
In a class by himself
DallasDMac
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It's lips and #######s people. Who cares what goes on it?
AAABatteries
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Flip Burger in Atlanta has a Smokey mayo that I mix in ketchup and it makes an awesome dip for fries.
DallasDMac
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Long Ball Larry
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I should credit this to Twitter user nice_mustard from several years ago (at least that's where I saw it).
tone1oc
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DallasDMac
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Still waiting to read why people was in quotes....
5-ish Finkle
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