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Pizza ATM (1 Viewer)

Galileo

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Wow, if you can produce a half way decent pie from this thing it will be a gold mine on college campuses...and/or with the 2 AM bar crowd. 

First Pizza ATM at Xavier

Pizza is now available at the touch of a button.

Ohio’s Xavier University can now boast its the owner of the nation’s first official “Pizza ATM.”

The vending machine will serve up hot pies 24 hours a day, seven days a week at just the touch of a button,Cincinnati.com reports.

The 12- inch pies will be served for $9. Customers simply choose their toppings on the touchscreen, hit a button, and within three minutes receive a fresh-baked pizza in a box, dispensed via a special pizza slot.

“It is the best pizza I’ve ever had, and I hate to admit that as a New Yorker,” Jennifer Paiotti, marketing director of XU’s auxiliary services, told WCPO Cincinnati.
Hmmmm...:skeptical: 

 
Wow, if you can produce a half way decent pie from this thing it will be a gold mine on college campuses...and/or with the 2 AM bar crowd. 

First Pizza ATM at Xavier

Hmmmm...:skeptical: 
Was at a wedding this weekend. A super rich BIL of an old frat buddy is just about ready to launch an app that will have a pie made on the delivery vehicle and in your hands in 5 to 10 minutes. 

 
This is pretty brilliant, and makes a ton of sense. Pizza is not rocket science. You ever really watch the people that work at most pizza places? Usually dudes that really, really don't give a ####. There's just something about the pizza trade that just attracts the most apathetic white dudes this country has to offer. So, yeah, for food products where humans can seamless be replaced by a machine, pizza has to be high up the list. 

 
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This is pretty brilliant, and makes a ton of sense. Pizza is not rocket science. You ever really watch the people that work at most pizza places? Usually dudes that really, really don't give a ####. There's just something about the pizza trade that just attracts the most apathetic white dudes this country has to offer. So, yeah, for food products where humans can seamless be replaced by a machine, pizza has to be high up the list. 
As a guy that worked in FOUR different pizza places in HS and college I resent that...and totally agree.

 
Was at a wedding this weekend. A super rich BIL of an old frat buddy is just about ready to launch an app that will have a pie made on the delivery vehicle and in your hands in 5 to 10 minutes. 
That's what Bento Box tried doing. Almost killed their company. It simply isn't efficient enough. 

 
I delivered for Papa Johns in college. Great gig. 

This Onion article as fitting here. And holy ####, has Onion really been around since at least '98?
It's older than that.  I remember reading it in the early 90's when it was still in its paper format.  It started in Madison and had a pretty big following in the Twin Cities.  Not sure how much farther they distributed before they hit the Internet.

 
Seems disgusting and unnecessary.  Pretty sure most people would prefer to stop at the local dollar a slice hole in the wall place that every college has. Hell, my dinky little school had 2 of them right on the main strip between the bars and the college housing. 

 
Pretty stupid to call it an ATM. It's a pizza vending machine. If it was an ATM, I would be able to deposit a pizza in one location and withdraw it from another one.

 
Can you make deposits from better pizza places to go and then draw from later when you want to eat them?
Unless you're going to make me laugh, preferably unintentionally, please refrain from posting in any / all pizza threads 

TIA

 
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Park these outside of bars. Pure profit. Just have to make sure they are urine proof.
Come to think of it.  I wonder why I NEVER see vending machines of any kind outside of bars?  You would think a machine selling overpriced sandwiches or candy bars would be extremely profitable.

 
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It sounds like they load up 70 pre-made pizzas in this thing.   Unless it is very cheap it doesn't sound too good.

 
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Riversco said:
Come to think of it.  I wonder why I NEVER see vending machines of any kind outside of bars?  You would think a machine selling overpriced sandwiches or candy bars would be extremely profitable.
they're basically shiny robbery targets. 

even with cameras on them.  too many ways to get the money out. 

 
Godsbrother said:
It sounds like they load up 70 pre-made pizzas in this thing.   Unless it is very cheap it doesn't sound too good.
I highly doubt they are completely pre-made. There's a touch screen to select toppings. I'm sure it's fairly limited options, but I'd bet they are topped and baked to order. It seems possible that they are starting with rolled out dough or even dough balls, but I'd think they've got the machine loaded with cold, rolled dough's with cheese and sauce waiting to be topped and baked.

The interesting thing, to me at least, what's up with this convection oven they've got going on. I assume it's not running 24-7, so firing this thing up and cranking out a pizza in 3 minutes is pretty impressive (dough could be par-cooked already, but still). 

Of course it's not great, but I don't see any reason it can't be as good as Domino's or Papa John's. 

 
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So how does this work if it takes 3 minutes to make?  Can it take multiple orders at a time and process them in order?  If so, how long until we see one of those viral videos of a huge fight breaking out somewhere in Texas because someone took someone else's pizza.

 
This is pretty brilliant, and makes a ton of sense. Pizza is not rocket science. You ever really watch the people that work at most pizza places? Usually dudes that really, really don't give a ####. There's just something about the pizza trade that just attracts the most apathetic white dudes this country has to offer. So, yeah, for food products where humans can seamless be replaced by a machine, pizza has to be high up the list. 
This is a pretty broad brush. There are plenty of people that care. I was a manager. I threw out substandard product and had it remade rather than send it. If it was a crappy pizza it went in the garbage. The problem isn't the people per se. It's the way the industry treats them. Managers work ten plus hour days. No breaks. Often with no help inside until the evening. If they want to go to the bathroom they have to wait for a driver to come back from a run so they can. This industry burns people out quickly. When we move from managers to hourly it becomes an f-you job. They don't pay very well, like all fast food, and they get no benefits for the most part. So of course those people aren't always the most motivated. A good manager can get that better but again good managers get burned out and move on. This is why smaller, mom and pop, type places are usually a better quality. They tend to treat their people better and have a better quality of life. Even that is a pretty broad generalization as I am sure there are horror stories from those places as well.

 
I would assume they're like Boboli shells and the sauce and toppings get put on, then it's baked in an apparatus like how they toast sandwiches as Subway.  Not much of a step up from cooking a DiGiorno in a toaster oven...but I probably would have gotten one every Thurs, Fri, Sat and Sunday night in college.

 
This is pretty brilliant, and makes a ton of sense. Pizza is not rocket science. You ever really watch the people that work at most pizza places? Usually dudes that really, really don't give a ####. There's just something about the pizza trade that just attracts the most apathetic white dudes this country has to offer. So, yeah, for food products where humans can seamless be replaced by a machine, pizza has to be high up the list. 
Not trying to hijack this thread but would love an update on your restaurant thread Polard. I asked a while back but got nothing.

 
Although I have to admit with a coat hanger and a lighter you can pierce plexiglass and pull down items.  But you can just get a vending machine without the items visible.

 

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