The Duff Man
Footballguy
A man goes to the Minnesota Vikings ticket office and inquires about purchasing
play-off tickets. The ticket teller replies that there weren't any tickets
for sale because the Vikings did not make it to the play-offs.
The following day the same man goes to the Vikings ticket office and
inquires about purchasing Vikings play-off tickets. The ticket teller politely
replies that there weren't any tickets for sale because the Vikings did not
make it to the play-offs.
This goes on for an entire week. The man goes to the Vikings ticket office
inquiring about play-off tickets and the teller says none are for sale
because the Vikings did not make it to the play-offs.
Another week of this goes by and the man still is asking the ticket teller
about Vikings play-off tickets. Finally the ticket teller in a loud voice
says, "I'VE TOLD YOU FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS THERE WERE NOT ANY TICKETS
AVAILABLE BECAUSE THE VIKINGS DID NOT MAKE THE PLAY-OFFS!"
The man replied, "I know. I drive all the way from Green Bay just to hear
you say that!"
play-off tickets. The ticket teller replies that there weren't any tickets
for sale because the Vikings did not make it to the play-offs.
The following day the same man goes to the Vikings ticket office and
inquires about purchasing Vikings play-off tickets. The ticket teller politely
replies that there weren't any tickets for sale because the Vikings did not
make it to the play-offs.
This goes on for an entire week. The man goes to the Vikings ticket office
inquiring about play-off tickets and the teller says none are for sale
because the Vikings did not make it to the play-offs.
Another week of this goes by and the man still is asking the ticket teller
about Vikings play-off tickets. Finally the ticket teller in a loud voice
says, "I'VE TOLD YOU FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS THERE WERE NOT ANY TICKETS
AVAILABLE BECAUSE THE VIKINGS DID NOT MAKE THE PLAY-OFFS!"
The man replied, "I know. I drive all the way from Green Bay just to hear
you say that!"