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Playoff Tickets (1 Viewer)

The Duff Man

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A man goes to the Minnesota Vikings ticket office and inquires about purchasing

play-off tickets. The ticket teller replies that there weren't any tickets

for sale because the Vikings did not make it to the play-offs.

The following day the same man goes to the Vikings ticket office and

inquires about purchasing Vikings play-off tickets. The ticket teller politely

replies that there weren't any tickets for sale because the Vikings did not

make it to the play-offs.

This goes on for an entire week. The man goes to the Vikings ticket office

inquiring about play-off tickets and the teller says none are for sale

because the Vikings did not make it to the play-offs.

Another week of this goes by and the man still is asking the ticket teller

about Vikings play-off tickets. Finally the ticket teller in a loud voice

says, "I'VE TOLD YOU FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS THERE WERE NOT ANY TICKETS

AVAILABLE BECAUSE THE VIKINGS DID NOT MAKE THE PLAY-OFFS!"

The man replied, "I know. I drive all the way from Green Bay just to hear

you say that!"

 

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