Post here if you want to be my friend. (1 Viewer)

[Evilgrin 72]

I'm weary of having to say "This guy I know from the Internet...." (owns McClure's BBQ, got Donald "Ogre" Gibbs to scream "Nerrrrrrds!" or masturbated into a potted plant in the lobby of a LaQuinta Inn in Dubuque, IA.) It sounds nerdy, impersonal, and it's verbally unwieldy as well. It would be so much easier to say "My buddy...." and then finish the sentence that way, but I don't want to misrepresent my relationship with my fellow FBG either.

So here, I ask for your consent. By responding in this thread, I can heretofore refer to you as my friend, pal, chum, amigo, hermano, bro, etc. Naturally, all rights are fully reciprocal so you can now say "I have a friend who had to pull some Matrix-style moves to avoid Ace Frehley's dangling schvantz."

Let's put an end to the uncomfortably loquacious phrasing we often need to use and just all be friends. Whaddya say?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I am proud to call you my friend.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I thought we were friends already, but if it takes a formal acknowledgement please consider this it. You may refer to me however you wish, but if you choose to call me your #####, please say it with a twinkle in your eye my friend.

 

[mr roboto]

I don't have interesting stories that you'd be wanting to repeat to friends IRL but...

I'll be your friend!

 

[Christo]

I thought we already were.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

BTW, just between us friends, you didn't completely avoid Ace's anaconda. Admit it, you took one swipe at it like a kitten swiping at a Christmas ornament hanging from a bough.

 

[sports_fan]

Do you have any good salsa recipes?

 

[skol asylum]

Owen doesn't have any friends?

Well, you do now chinchilla.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Hello friendo

 

[Tiger Fan]

 

[Evilgrin 72]

BTW, just between us friends, you didn't completely avoid Ace's anaconda. Admit it, you took one swipe at it like a kitten swiping at a Christmas ornament hanging from a bough.

 

[Sinn Fein]

BTW, just between us friends, you didn't completely avoid Ace's anaconda. Admit it, you took one swipe at it like a kitten swiping at a Christmas ornament hanging from a bough.

I can't imagine what happens when that bough breaks...

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Also, for anyone saying "we already are" or "I thought we already were," that's likely the case. I just want to have it on record here.

 

[fred_1_15301]

I've never had a friend as cool as you so obviously I would like to be friends with you.

 

[badmojo1006]

 

[AAABatteries]

Dear Friend: instead of the Ace story can I share the one about the menage a trois and ####ting your pants?

-AAA

 

[Foosball God]

This should go without saying

 

[dickey moe]

IN

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I also give permission for Ox and Yams to refer to me as "a friend of my brother", or, if they prefer, "My brother's friend".

 

[3C's]

<- we have some common interests, friend.

 

[Johnnymac]

Always enjoy your posts EG. I will be your friend.

 

[Henry Ford]

I'm good with all of those except "bro."

 

[TheAristocrat]

I'd love to have too many beers with EG someday.

 

[Henry Ford]

Yeah, a party with EG would be the best response ever to "hey, why are you and your wife divorcing?"

 

[The Big Guy]

Happily add me to that list, but color me afraid to go out for beers with you (I am a huge poosey about being too wild)

 

[Tom Servo]

I am proud to call you my friend.

This.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

I like to think of us as lovers, but you can call it whatever you want.

 

[proninja]

*poke*

****, wrong website

 

[belljr]

Only if promise to call me sunshine

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Only if promise to call me sunshine

I hear Ox and Yams call me sugartits, I hate that.

 

[Johnny Rock]

You can count on me buddy.

 

[johnnycakes]

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

Yup

 

[Rohn Jambo]

Sure.

This not weird at all. Many of my buddies asked if I wanted to be their friend on the first day we met.

 

[Aerial Assault]

Sure.

 

[jon_mx]

a/s/l

 

[Ignoramus]

Friend request sent.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I'm there.

 

[Fennis]

Do you have a truck I can borrow?

 

[jon_mx]

Wait....Fennis is not included in this deal is he?

 

[Fennis]

I strongly prefer "Some dude from the Internet" for some of you.

 

[cstu]

Yeah, I guess so.

 

[gianmarco]

I'd poop in your ceiling any time you need.

 

[bierfiend]

you go girl!

 

[Chemical X]

I am gonna pass. I prefer my leaguemate or iFriend. maybe guy from the board.

 

[fred_1_15301]

I've never had a friend as cool as you so obviously I would like to be friends with you.

Also I'm a fellow Steelers fan so you may as well just refer to me as your brother.

 

[Guest]

Go #### yourself.

How about "friend of a friend"?

 

[Das Boot]

Absolutely, but I'd prefer to keep it platonic'ish.

 

[eoMMan]

Sure. I'll be your friend.

Are you still on the east coast of FL?

We should have a big FL cornhole someday (The Ref, Capella, Wingnut, etc. etc.)

 

[El Floppo]

Anybody that would have me as a friend, I want nothing to do with.