I usually only look at the headlines. Those have a funny average well over .500.I don't find The Onion all that funny. I'll briefly chuckle every now and then but it really doesn't make me laugh.
Turn me on dead-man?The remastered Beatles catalog really does sound better.
When did this happen?I don't think the Oregon player who cheap shotted the Idaho player should have been suspended for the entire season.
I'd rather live in small town surrounded by woods than a big urban city.
In the age of technology, life in small towns has almost everything the big cities do with none of the congestion hassles.roadkill1292 said:wazoo11 said:I'd rather live in small town surrounded by woods than a big urban city.In the age of technology, life in small towns has almost everything the big cities do with none of the congestion hassles.
Compared to what?The Wire wasn't really all that good a show.
Did you ever? I think it's pretty common to not find The Onion funny anymore.I don't find The Onion all that funny. I'll briefly chuckle every now and then but it really doesn't make me laugh.
You guys are nuts. Just some headlines today's pageDid you ever? I think it's pretty common to not find The Onion funny anymore.I don't find The Onion all that funny. I'll briefly chuckle every now and then but it really doesn't make me laugh.
addy Issues Worked Out On Dance Floor Sony Stops Making Walkman: "But what if I need to convince a coma patient that it's 1985?"Yard Sign With Candidate's Name On It Electrifies Congressional Race Girl Has Just Enough Physical Flaws To Maybe Take Man Seriously Boy Believed To Be Next Reincarnation Of Regional KFC Manager Discovered In Chatfield, MN Study: Women Always Answer Their Phones Unless They're Having Great Sex With Someone ElseNot sure if it was here but I think I posted somewhere that I find the Onion headlines funny but the actual articles are a waste of time.You guys are nuts. Just some headlines today's pageDid you ever? I think it's pretty common to not find The Onion funny anymore.I don't find The Onion all that funny. I'll briefly chuckle every now and then but it really doesn't make me laugh.addy Issues Worked Out On Dance Floor Sony Stops Making Walkman: "But what if I need to convince a coma patient that it's 1985?"Yard Sign With Candidate's Name On It Electrifies Congressional Race Girl Has Just Enough Physical Flaws To Maybe Take Man Seriously Boy Believed To Be Next Reincarnation Of Regional KFC Manager Discovered In Chatfield, MN Study: Women Always Answer Their Phones Unless They're Having Great Sex With Someone Else
One of my all-time favorites, from The Onion's "American Voices" a week or two ago:You guys are nuts. Just some headlines today's pageDid you ever? I think it's pretty common to not find The Onion funny anymore.I don't find The Onion all that funny. I'll briefly chuckle every now and then but it really doesn't make me laugh.addy Issues Worked Out On Dance Floor
Sony Stops Making Walkman: "But what if I need to convince a coma patient that it's 1985?"
Yard Sign With Candidate's Name On It Electrifies Congressional Race
Girl Has Just Enough Physical Flaws To Maybe Take Man Seriously
Boy Believed To Be Next Reincarnation Of Regional KFC Manager Discovered In Chatfield, MN
Study: Women Always Answer Their Phones Unless They're Having Great Sex With Someone Else
Q: An adult film actor's positive HIV test led porn producers Vivid Entertainment and Wicked Pictures to halt filming while other actors get tested. What do you think?
A: I'd pay double to watch HIV porn. Does that make me a bad person?
Oh, of course. The headline is the punchline.Not sure if it was here but I think I posted somewhere that I find the Onion headlines funny but the actual articles are a waste of time.You guys are nuts. Just some headlines today's pageDid you ever? I think it's pretty common to not find The Onion funny anymore.I don't find The Onion all that funny. I'll briefly chuckle every now and then but it really doesn't make me laugh.addy Issues Worked Out On Dance Floor Sony Stops Making Walkman: "But what if I need to convince a coma patient that it's 1985?"Yard Sign With Candidate's Name On It Electrifies Congressional Race Girl Has Just Enough Physical Flaws To Maybe Take Man Seriously Boy Believed To Be Next Reincarnation Of Regional KFC Manager Discovered In Chatfield, MN Study: Women Always Answer Their Phones Unless They're Having Great Sex With Someone Else
"good" steaks aren't worth it.
I would rather have a nice, thick, perfectly seasoned medium rare cheeseburger than a Porterhouse from the swankiest joint in town.I'm in the middle. I grill a steak pretty much as well as anyone on the planet. So I think it's insane to spend $40 on a steak dinner at a fancy joint. But $12 for two fresh ribeyes for the wife, kid and me? Fo sho."good" steaks aren't worth it.I would rather have a nice, thick, perfectly seasoned medium rare cheeseburger than a Porterhouse from the swankiest joint in town.
LOLYou guys are nuts. Just some headlines today's pageDid you ever? I think it's pretty common to not find The Onion funny anymore.I don't find The Onion all that funny. I'll briefly chuckle every now and then but it really doesn't make me laugh.addy Issues Worked Out On Dance Floor Sony Stops Making Walkman: "But what if I need to convince a coma patient that it's 1985?"Yard Sign With Candidate's Name On It Electrifies Congressional Race Girl Has Just Enough Physical Flaws To Maybe Take Man Seriously Boy Believed To Be Next Reincarnation Of Regional KFC Manager Discovered In Chatfield, MN Study: Women Always Answer Their Phones Unless They're Having Great Sex With Someone Else
Ridiculous.But perfect for the thread. Unpopular? I'd say, "An opinion held only by youngsters, deaf people, and Hagar's mom."Van Halen was better with Sammy than with Dave. Yeah, I said it!
Well, that's why I posted it here. I'm 37, not sure if you consider that a youngster but I don't. My hearing is OK, and I've never given birth. I was, however, a fan of Sammy before he joined VH and honestly feel the music got better when he joined the group. IMO it sounds more, I dunno, professional and polished. Early VH sounds amateurish to me when compared to 5150 or OU812.Of course, Van halen reached their pinnacle with Gary Sharone but that's a different thread.SimonMoon said:Ridiculous.But perfect for the thread. Unpopular? I'd say, "An opinion held only by youngsters, deaf people, and Hagar's mom."MikeIke said:Van Halen was better with Sammy than with Dave. Yeah, I said it!

Don't sugar coat it - he sucked.The only reason he is famous is because he was the first.Fennis said:Elvis is mediocre at best.
If you are mediocre, your best avenue for success is to be the first at something.Don't sugar coat it - he sucked.The only reason he is famous is because he was the first.Fennis said:Elvis is mediocre at best.
If you are mediocre, your best avenue for success is to be the first at something.Don't sugar coat it - he sucked.The only reason he is famous is because he was the first.Fennis said:Elvis is mediocre at best.
now, I wonder who is a good example of this.. 
Wow I can't believe we agree on something.If you are mediocre, your best avenue for success is to be the first at something.Don't sugar coat it - he sucked.The only reason he is famous is because he was the first.Fennis said:Elvis is mediocre at best.
And then we get something like this.Maybe the first President coke-head president.If you are mediocre, your best avenue for success is to be the first at something.Don't sugar coat it - he sucked.The only reason he is famous is because he was the first.Fennis said:Elvis is mediocre at best.now, I wonder who is a good example of this..
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Godfather I agree with you, Scareface not so muchAll the Godfather movies are over rated.So was Scarface.
They should pay college football players. A salary cap, maybe. Because as it is right now, college football is like the city of Chicago in the 1920's.
With the amount of money CFB brings in, it's ridiculous not to properly compensate the main draws at the gate.
I agree. The onion sucks.I also think the Van Hagar did have a more polished and professional sound and musical merit. Roth Halen had that garage band feel that did have its charm - I think they were creatively at a dead end -- their peak was their debut, Diver Down sucked and with 1984 they became a pop band. The new direction Hagar brought them was a much needed breath of fresh air.I don't find The Onion all that funny. I'll briefly chuckle every now and then but it really doesn't make me laugh.
JFK?And then we get something like this.Maybe the first President coke-head president.If you are mediocre, your best avenue for success is to be the first at something.Don't sugar coat it - he sucked.The only reason he is famous is because he was the first.Fennis said:Elvis is mediocre at best.now, I wonder who is a good example of this..
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All Tarantino's movies suck.Pulp Fiction sucked.
I have to say I agree. The only time I prefer steak is when it's sirloin strips on the grill with a marinade that caramelizes the fat. Mmmm."good" steaks aren't worth it.I would rather have a nice, thick, perfectly seasoned medium rare cheeseburger than a Porterhouse from the swankiest joint in town.
Graduation ceremonies are a complete waste of time.
so are big, long, expensive weddings..