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Products you use for more than they are designed (1 Viewer)

Baloney Sandwich

Baloney Sandwich

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Are there any products you use for purposes that they were not originally designed?  For example, my wife has us use coffee filters when we clean mirrors to wipe off the windex because it never streaks that way.  Additionally, my wife's cousin will wax my wife and her friends at our house and they use the coffee filters to pull off their pubic hair.  We have a Keurig so we haven't used coffee filters for their original purpose in years.

 
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Baloney Sandwich said:
Are there any products you use for purposes that they were not originally designed?  For example, my wife has us use coffee filters when we clean mirrors to wipe off the windex because it never streaks that way.  Additionally, my wife's cousin will wax my wife and her friends at our house and they use the coffee filters to pull off their pubic hair.  We have a Keurig so we haven't used coffee filters for their original purpose in years.
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Good to the last drop

 
Probably best to keep the coffee coffee filters in one cabinet and the pubic hair coffee filters in a different cabinet.  Wouldn't want to mix those up.

 
Baloney Sandwich said:
Are there any products you use for purposes that they were not originally designed?  For example, my wife has us use coffee filters when we clean mirrors to wipe off the windex because it never streaks that way.  Additionally, my wife's cousin will wax my wife and her friends at our house and they use the coffee filters to pull off their pubic hair.  We have a Keurig so we haven't used coffee filters for their original purpose in years.
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That's hot.  Are you around when they do this?  Is this like book club.  Wine, snacks and a snatch wax?

 
AAABatteries said:
That's hot.  Are you around when they do this?  Is this like book club.  Wine, snacks and a snatch wax?
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Yeah, pretty much.  My wife says it hurts like hell so they usually will have a few drinks waiting for the wax to warm up as they want to numb the pain a tad.  They tend to laugh like hell once they get going.

 
Sometimes I stick my finger in my wine glass and let the dog enjoy a little taste now and then.  Sometimes a one digit tasting turns into a five digit tasting, and sometimes a five digit tasting turns into a ten digit tasting, but it never becomes more than that, because that would be unsanitary.

 
spreagle said:
Sometimes I stick my finger in my wine glass and let the dog enjoy a little taste now and then.  Sometimes a one digit tasting turns into a five digit tasting, and sometimes a five digit tasting turns into a ten digit tasting, but it never becomes more than that, because that would be unsanitary.
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This thread is awesome

 
spreagle said:
Sometimes I stick my finger in my wine glass and let the dog enjoy a little taste now and then.  Sometimes a one digit tasting turns into a five digit tasting, and sometimes a five digit tasting turns into a ten digit tasting, but it never becomes more than that, because that would be unsanitary.
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I'm not sure how double-fisting your dog is relevant to this thread. :mellow:

 
Another one, those single prong lobster picks are good for dislodging annoying tartar that sometimes accumulates behind your bottom middle two teeth.  DON'T TELL THE WIFE YOU ARE USING KITCHEN UTENSILS TO DISLODGE TARTAR NO GOOD CAN COME OF IT.

 
When the extnded family is together for the holidays, a group of us go to the movie theater and we'll bring a handful of coffee filters.  Then we get the jumbo popcorn and disperse it with each person filling their coffee filter with popcorn from the bucket.  It's easier to split up that way, keeps the kids from fighting over the bag, and keeps everyone in their own chair and not moving around during the movie.

 
trader jake said:
When the extnded family is together for the holidays, a group of us go to the movie theater and we'll bring a handful of coffee filters.  Then we get the jumbo popcorn and disperse it with each person filling their coffee filter with popcorn from the bucket.  It's easier to split up that way, keeps the kids from fighting over the bag, and keeps everyone in their own chair and not moving around during the movie.
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Doesn't the pubic hair ruin the popcorn?

 
My wife asked to borrow the phone tonight as we were watching Chopped and Robert Irvine was on and she wanted to know hold old he was.  Her phone is upstairs and she asks to borrow mine, not thinking I hand it over and hear her say Baloney Sandwich.  I try to grab the phone but too late as Safari is open to this thread.

:lmao:

 
Baloney Sandwich said:
My wife asked to borrow the phone tonight as we were watching Chopped and Robert Irvine was on and she wanted to know how old he was.  Her phone is upstairs and she asks to borrow mine, not thinking I hand it over and hear her say Baloney Sandwich.  I try to grab the phone but too late as Safari is open to this thread.

:lmao:
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technicaldifficulties said:
I would like to hear more about this flavor combination.  Huge fan of chili and slaw.  Biggest fan of a Detroit coney.  Drop some knowledge on me
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Chili, slaw, and onions is the typical way to eat hot dogs in much of the Southeast. At our place, probably 70% of the dogs we sell are chili/slaw/onion or just chili/slaw. Chili, mustard, and onion (coney style?) is the next most typical order. We offer toppings like kraut and pickle relish among others, but they rarely get ordered. Maybe once a day on average, and typically by someone not from the area. Also, mayo is surprisingly popular on hot dogs around here. 

Chili and slaw is also wonderful flavor combo on burgers, very popular in North Carolina. In fact, I can't remember anyone that ordered a burger at our VA place with chili and slaw that wasn't from NC. I know this because I ask every time and they always are (now,I just go ahead and ask which part, though I can spot a good pure Western NC accent without needing to ask). 

 
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And here I saw the thread title and came in with the intent of making some lame Invision board software 1998 joke.  Excuse me.  

 
In college my roommate bought a new garbage disposal, built a box for it and rigged it to make frozen drinks.  Turn it on and then we would pour the booze, mix and ice right into the disposal with a pitcher underneath.  Was stronger than a blender.

 
Da Guru said:
In college my roommate bought a new garbage disposal, built a box for it and rigged it to make frozen drinks.  Turn it on and then we would pour the booze, mix and ice right into the disposal with a pitcher underneath.  Was stronger than a blender.
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Da Guru said:
In college my roommate bought a new garbage disposal, built a box for it and rigged it to make frozen drinks.  Turn it on and then we would pour the booze, mix and ice right into the disposal with a pitcher underneath.  Was stronger than a blender.
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Reminds me of Kramer installing a garbage disposal in the shower so he can wash/rinse vegetables in there.

 
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