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PSA: Not every toilet is a auto flushing toilet you savages. (1 Viewer)

culdeus

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Just because you are in public doesn't mean the toilet auto flushes and the flush is functioning.  

Seriously flush your ####.  

Have a nice day. 

 
People are straight up animals. I work in an office building full of white collar professionals, and at least once a week someone makes the bathroom look like a porto-john on the 3rd day of a music festival.

It's mind boggling to me that people can't just clean up after themselves (or maybe just .....ya know....make sure the feces, urine and toilet paper makes it into the bowl in the first place)

Savages

 
Just because you are in public doesn't mean the toilet auto flushes and the flush is functioning.  

Seriously flush your ####.  

Have a nice day. 
I don't get it.  How else are people supposed to enjoy my magnificent deuces?  

 
And stop peeing on the seat FFS!  I know you hate it when you’re force to wipe others pee off well I hate wiping yours!!

 
And stop peeing on the seat FFS!  I know you hate it when you’re force to wipe others pee off well I hate wiping yours!!
Seriously.  The options are:

a) lift the dry seat with the side edge of your finger (or use a piece of TP to grab and lift), knowing you can wash your hands soon after, or

b) pee poorly with the seat down, forcing someone else the much more unpleasant task of cleaning up after your sloppy aim.

As a dad (and now granddad) who's dealt with little ones' pee and poop, and as a homeowner who's worked on clogged plumbing, cleaned sump pump pits, and done all manner of work in dirty, filthy, messy places in my house and in my yard …I always wonder how the wimps who won't simply lift a toilet seat manage to get through their lives.

 
Seriously.  The options are:

a) lift the dry seat with the side edge of your finger (or use a piece of TP to grab and lift), knowing you can wash your hands soon after, or

b) pee poorly with the seat down, forcing someone else the much more unpleasant task of cleaning up after your sloppy aim.
I've perfected the shoe lift so that  I have a clear aim without having to touch anything with my hands.

 
When I was in college we had a big jacked up dude on the football team sling his mile long turds around the top of the actual toilet seat just to #iss off other people in the dorm and the janitors. So I can handle seeing some unflushed poop and fragments of explosive diarrhea.

 

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