Pull String Pinatas? What the Hell is This Crap?!?! (1 Viewer)

[ClownCausedChaos2]

My son wants a pinata for his birthday. Suffice it to say, this is the first pinata that I've ever purchased, but I know what a pinata is supposed to be.

Now all the pinatas are "pull string" pinatas?? What the hell is this crap?? If little Johnny wanders into the path of someone swinging a club, then I say he deserves to go home crying with a lump on his head. You wanna be dumb, then the candy's gonna cost ya.

The wussification of America continues...

 

[Willie Neslon]

You can have him hit it with a bat whether or not it has a pull string.

 

[Mad Cow]

My son wants a pinata for his birthday. Suffice it to say, this is the first pinata that I've ever purchased, but I know what a pinata is supposed to be.

Now all the pinatas are "pull string" pinatas?? What the hell is this crap?? If little Johnny wanders into the path of someone swinging a club, then I say he deserves to go home crying with a lump on his head. You wanna be dumb, then the candy's gonna cost ya.

The wussification of America Mexico continues...

FYP

 

[Leroy Hoard]

My son wants a pinata for his birthday. Suffice it to say, this is the first pinata that I've ever purchased, but I know what a pinata is supposed to be.

Now all the pinatas are "pull string" pinatas?? What the hell is this crap?? If little Johnny wanders into the path of someone swinging a club, then I say he deserves to go home crying with a lump on his head. You wanna be dumb, then the candy's gonna cost ya.

The wussification of America Mexico continues...

FYP

This is why we need that border fence.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My son wants a pinata for his birthday. Suffice it to say, this is the first pinata that I've ever purchased, but I know what a pinata is supposed to be.

Now all the pinatas are "pull string" pinatas?? What the hell is this crap?? If little Johnny wanders into the path of someone swinging a club, then I say he deserves to go home crying with a lump on his head. You wanna be dumb, then the candy's gonna cost ya.

The wussification of America continues...

Fill it with razor blades.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

A bat wrapped in razor wire...

 

[shady inc]

play pin the tail on the pit bull instead

 

[St. Louis Bob]

A midget with rabies

 

[Kanil]

Your mom.

 

[cstu]

They still sell nearly unbreakable pinatas here in Los Angeles. Seriously, kids beat on the thing for about 20 minutes and then an adult has to come beat the #### out of it in order for it to break.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

They still sell nearly unbreakable pinatas here in Los Angeles. Seriously, kids beat on the thing for about 20 minutes and then an adult has to come beat the #### out of it in order for it to break.

Uh, that's the gardener.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

You can have him hit it with a bat whether or not it has a pull string.

Oh yeah? Well, then I'm really not that upset.

 

[Bucky86]

Pull string? Like a tampon?

 

[sbonomo]

https://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?/topic/347285-little-kids-get-owned-in-this-thread/page-54

 

[Nick Vermeil]

We got two of these for my 3 year old's party after we attended another party where the first kid hit another kid with the bat and the second shattered the piñata on the first swing. Lot of tears at that party. Really good guacamole too.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

We got two of these for my 3 year old's party after we attended another party where the first kid hit another kid with the bat and the second shattered the piñata on the first swing. Lot of tears at that party. Really good guacamole too.

See? This is what I'm going for.

 

[Cjw_55106]

Strings or not, the kids always took a bat to ours. I always volunteered my brother to be the piñata holder.

 

[MindCrime]

We got two of these for my 3 year old's party after we attended another party where the first kid hit another kid with the bat and the second shattered the piñata on the first swing. Lot of tears at that party. Really good guacamole too.

In the piñata?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Make sure you do it firing squad style and let them all pull their string at the same time. That way little Juanny will believe he was the unique snowflake that pulled the right string

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Make sure you do it firing squad style and let them all pull their string at the same time. That way little Juanny will believe he was the unique snowflake that pulled the right string

Maybe everyone gets their own pinata...

 

[cstu]

They still sell nearly unbreakable pinatas here in Los Angeles. Seriously, kids beat on the thing for about 20 minutes and then an adult has to come beat the #### out of it in order for it to break.

Uh, that's the gardener.

 

[Nick Vermeil]

We got two of these for my 3 year old's party after we attended another party where the first kid hit another kid with the bat and the second shattered the piñata on the first swing. Lot of tears at that party. Really good guacamole too.

In the piñata?

The world is ready for a guac piñata.

 

[Arizona Ron]

https://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?/topic/347285-little-kids-get-owned-in-this-thread/page-54

I came here to post this.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

https://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?/topic/347285-little-kids-get-owned-in-this-thread/page-54

I came here to post this.

I guess that it's sad, but ###### those are hysterical.