Punchlines with no Joke (1 Viewer)

[Hov34]

My favorite from Trading Places - But what was the joke?

 

[ProstheticRGK]

Rectum?

It nearly killed him!

 

[El Floppo]

King kongs balls? I said ping pong balls!

 

[El Floppo]

Would I, wood eye? Peg leg.

 

[lardonastick]

Would I, wood eye? Peg leg.

Hair lip.

 

[Parrothead]

you really think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

This one's eating my popcorn!

 

[Limp Ditka]

T J

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

You're Thor?  I can hardly pith!

 

[msommer]

T J

Bad example

 

[Politician Spock]

And then LHUCKS said to get out of the market. 

 

[Parrothead]

President Trump?

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

You get a rush of adrenaline when you bite yourself in the gonads.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Corny Dad joke edition:

I left my art in Sam Frank's Disco.

 

[wikkidpissah]

You shoulda seen the pigeon!

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Tonto.  Tonto Goldstein.

 

[wikkidpissah]

Corny Dad joke edition:

I left my art in Sam Frank's Disco.

In the same vein:

Pardon me, Roy - is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

No, but if you hum a few bars, I'll try to follow along.

 

[Parrothead]

Follow the yellow-pricked toad

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

The Aristocrats!

 

[ChainsawU]

They're out on the ocean - yada yada yada - and she says, "Those aren't buoys!"

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I'll have the soup

 

[IC FBGCav]

posty

 

[ChainsawU]

"It won't stop until it's milked five gallons!"

 

[Dan Lambskin]

"It won't stop until it's milked five gallons!"

https://youtu.be/9m9Fv9O6AnU

 

[ChainsawU]

@Dan LambskinDang dude that was what, like 1993? Nice. I was too young for Mr. Show, either that or we just didn't get that channel way out where I lived back then. I recently read Odenkirk's book A Load of Hooey, and also David Cross' book I Drink for a Reason. Those dudes, man. They're good

 

[Kafka]

Kafka.

 

[belljr]

My favorite from Trading Places - But what was the joke?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj7i88LQ9DE

 

[belljr]

You call those bouys

 

[AAABatteries]

Kafka.

I was going to say Gator's face but your's is probably better.

 

[tri-man 47]

"Wharf!  I thought you said go down on the dwarf!"

 

[Kafka]

I was going to say Gator's face but your's is probably better.

Gee, thanks.

 

[Mookie]

That's what she said

 

[Kanil]

Yarrrrr!  It's driving me nuts!

 

[Kafka]

GATOR'S FACE!

 

[Scoresman]

GIVE RODNEY ANOTHA CHANCE!!

 

[belljr]

That's one hell of a piss Arnold

 

[wikkidpissah]

Then stay out of my refrigerator!

 

[MikeIke]

No ,  but my dad does .  Can't even sit on the toilet some days. 

 

[El Floppo]

MOI

 

[Long Ball Larry]

If Plato is a fine red wine, then Aristotle is a dry martini.

 

[Parrothead]

tell me about it- I lost the sausage three bars ago

 

[The Duff Man]

Cstu

 

[belljr]

And the Lord said, "who's cooking fish?"

 

[Franknbeans]

hand jobs and cheetos for all my men

 

[Galileo]

DEATH...Death by Ooga Booga!

 

[Quint]

No, that couldn't have been my goat...he was tied to a transmission.

 

[MikeIke]

And that's the reason I never eat tofu. 

 

[Mister CIA]

Not much, just watching porn and eating cheetos.

 

[Van Dyman]

Nah, it was the least I could do.  We were married for 35 years.