Punchlines with no Joke (1 Viewer)

[Dan Lambskin]

All the way to my balls

 

[Cybergeek]

He had a liquor license!

 

[Charlie Steiner]

Chunks is the dog's name.

 

[El Floppo]

Um.... is it moosecock?

 

[Hov34]

My favorite from Trading Places - But what was the joke?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj7i88LQ9DE

This was ghastly.

 

[Waingro]

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

 

[dickey moe]

Hey, that's the banjo player's Porsche!

 

[NotSmart]

OK, paint my house.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I WAS TALKING TO THE CHICKEN!!!

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

Should I have said Di Maggio?

 

[Hov34]

In a row?

 

[wikkidpissah]

Not with my pigeon you don't!

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

"Yeah, and it's deep, too!"  

 

[Quint]

No, it's just ice cream.

 

[Jackstraw]

I'm not Willie Nelson

 

[belljr]

This was ghastly.

 

[Cybergeek]

He only takes tips!

 

[ProstheticRGK]

"No, mon. Mine says: 'Welcome to Jamaica. Have a nice day!'"

 

[Captain Cranks]

60% of the time it works every time.  

 

[NotSmart]

No dummy, I said clock ring!

 

[Charlie Steiner]

"Give us a kiss!"

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

 "Sur----prise! Sur---prise!!!! That ain't my finger neither! Shazam!....

 

[Quint]

So the Invisible Man says, "I have no idea, but my ### sure hurts!"

 

[Charlie Steiner]

SHOOT THE DOG! SHOOT THE DOG!

 

[Cybergeek]

OK, you're ugly too!

 

[Quint]

You think one of them would have ducked.

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

No, but that's a nice ski mask!

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I can clearly see your penis and testticles 

 

[avoiding injuries]

And that's when I offered them 7-1!

 

[Chemical X]

it's deaf

 

[Dan Lambskin]

it's deaf

So she can moan with the other one

 

[mquinnjr]

I, Donald J. Trump, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God

 

[James Bond]

But I said it was okay because the doughnut was fresh.

 

[Zegras11]

"Ah, you're just a hedge!"

 

[NotSmart]

"He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that cue ball he measures everything first!" 

 

[xulf]

"No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."

 

[xulf]

I didn't know you could yodel

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

"Let me guess, $40 of our cheapest wine?"   "No" said the wino, "Give me whiskey. That wine is tearing my ### up."

 

[dozer]

Sure. I'll try, as long as you don't hit me in the head with that stick.

 

[Cybergeek]

With a booby trap.