quit trying to anthropomorphize God (1 Viewer)

[Scoresman]

the holy book claims that man was created in god's image. however, this was when man was still within eden, and lacking of all knowledge + emotion, before the serpent tricked adam and eve into consuming the fruit of knowledge. any suggestion that god gives a #### is you imposing your own human beliefs on it and thereby falling into satan's trap. plus why would god look anything like your gnarly ###?

 

[DSP]

So original sin changed mans biological structure?

 

[danielmclark]

Awesome, there hasn't been a religion flamewar in a long time around here. Thanks for this.

 

[Parrothead]

who does god like in the super bowl?

 

[DSP]

who does god like in the super bowl?

Probably the broncos. Horses are in the bible but no mention of seahawks

 

[Guest]

After years of extensive research, I'm pretty sure God is a dolphin.

 

[tri-man 47]

I actually use that big word in my doctoral dissertation, which I'll be defending in a few days. FWIW (The context is conveying human qualities to organizations as it relates to organizational learning.)

I've grown up in the church and always been active in it, but I personally like to think of God as more of a spirit or life force. In that sense, God is everywhere and does surround me, which I find comforting.

And God is probably rooting for Denver since they're a mile closer to heaven.

 

[Mene]

I heard god looks like Alanis Morissette.

 

[danielmclark]

I heard god looks like Alanis Morissette.

Ironically so.

 

[Scoresman]

I actually use that big word in my doctoral dissertation, which I'll be defending in a few days. FWIW (The context is conveying human qualities to organizations as it relates to organizational learning.)

I've grown up in the church and always been active in it, but I personally like to think of God as more of a spirit or life force. In that sense, God is everywhere and does surround me, which I find comforting.

And God is probably rooting for Denver since they're a mile closer to heaven.

also, seattle makes god cry (all the rain they get). no way she's not rooting for Denver.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Doesn't really make a difference.

 

[jwp]

I'm sure God is not happy about Denver getting rid of Tebow.

 

[Phil Elliott]

I actually use that big word in my doctoral dissertation, which I'll be defending in a few days. FWIW (The context is conveying human qualities to organizations as it relates to organizational learning.)

I've grown up in the church and always been active in it, but I personally like to think of God as more of a spirit or life force. In that sense, God is everywhere and does surround me, which I find comforting.

And God is probably rooting for Denver since they're a mile closer to heaven.

also, seattle makes god cry (all the rain they get). no way she's not rooting for Denver.

Its the year of the horse.

 

[Bull Dozier]

who does god like in the super bowl?

We will know soon enough, in the grand scheme of things. Just not soon enough to guarantee winning in Vegas.

 

[DSP]

I actually use that big word in my doctoral dissertation, which I'll be defending in a few days. FWIW (The context is conveying human qualities to organizations as it relates to organizational learning.)

I've grown up in the church and always been active in it, but I personally like to think of God as more of a spirit or life force. In that sense, God is everywhere and does surround me, which I find comforting.

And God is probably rooting for Denver since they're a mile closer to heaven.

also, seattle makes god cry (all the rain they get). no way she's not rooting for Denver.

Its the year of the horse.

I dont think the chinese calendar means anything to christians

 

[Phil Elliott]

I actually use that big word in my doctoral dissertation, which I'll be defending in a few days. FWIW (The context is conveying human qualities to organizations as it relates to organizational learning.)

I've grown up in the church and always been active in it, but I personally like to think of God as more of a spirit or life force. In that sense, God is everywhere and does surround me, which I find comforting.

And God is probably rooting for Denver since they're a mile closer to heaven.

also, seattle makes god cry (all the rain they get). no way she's not rooting for Denver.

Its the year of the horse.

I dont think the chinese calendar means anything to christians

If you are a Bronco fan, it does.

 

[Brony]

I like to imagine God as Shirley Temple, singing Lollipop.

 

[DSP]

I actually use that big word in my doctoral dissertation, which I'll be defending in a few days. FWIW (The context is conveying human qualities to organizations as it relates to organizational learning.)

I've grown up in the church and always been active in it, but I personally like to think of God as more of a spirit or life force. In that sense, God is everywhere and does surround me, which I find comforting.

And God is probably rooting for Denver since they're a mile closer to heaven.

also, seattle makes god cry (all the rain they get). no way she's not rooting for Denver.

Its the year of the horse.

I dont think the chinese calendar means anything to christians

If you are a Bronco fan, it does.

No but im rooting for them

 

[iwabaf]

After years of extensive research, I'm pretty sure God is a dolphin.

So long and thanks for all the fish! --God

 

[tdoss]

I actually use that big word in my doctoral dissertation, which I'll be defending in a few days. FWIW (The context is conveying human qualities to organizations as it relates to organizational learning.)

I've grown up in the church and always been active in it, but I personally like to think of God as more of a spirit or life force. In that sense, God is everywhere and does surround me, which I find comforting.

And God is probably rooting for Denver since they're a mile closer to heaven.

also, seattle makes god cry (all the rain they get). no way she's not rooting for Denver.

She?

Woa...I'm out.

 

[lakerstan]

the holy book claims that man was created in god's image. however, this was when man was still within eden, and lacking of all knowledge + emotion, before the serpent tricked adam and eve into consuming the fruit of knowledge. any suggestion that god gives a #### is you imposing your own human beliefs on it and thereby falling into satan's trap. plus why would god look anything like your gnarly ###?

So God is stupid and has no emotion.

 

[Maurile Tremblay]

however, this was when man was still within eden, and lacking of all knowledge + emotion, before the serpent tricked adam and eve into consuming the fruit of knowledge.

That was around 4,000 years ago, if I'm not mistaken.

Bygones.

 

[Scoresman]

I actually use that big word in my doctoral dissertation, which I'll be defending in a few days. FWIW (The context is conveying human qualities to organizations as it relates to organizational learning.)

I've grown up in the church and always been active in it, but I personally like to think of God as more of a spirit or life force. In that sense, God is everywhere and does surround me, which I find comforting.

And God is probably rooting for Denver since they're a mile closer to heaven.

also, seattle makes god cry (all the rain they get). no way she's not rooting for Denver.

She?

Woa...I'm out.

sorry you're right. I should've capitalized She.

 

[quickhands]

Don't tell me what to do. who the #### are you?

 

[lakerstan]

I wouldn't want to worship a deity that would doom me to everlasting suffering just because I didn't believe in him. Sounds like kind of a jerk.

 

[flapgreen]

Never heard that word