Rate this chick - #10 Megan Fox (Then and Now) (1 Viewer)

[Captain Cranks]

Alright.  Let's go off with a bang.  This is a two-part series.  First you have to rate Ms. Fox of the mid-2000s.  Then you have to rate Ms. Fox of today.  

Then (Mid-2000s)

Professional

Pro 1

Pro 2

Pro 3

Awards

Awards 1

Awards 2

Awards 3

Everyday/No make-up

Everyday 1

Everyday 2

Everyday 3

Now

Professional

Pro 1

Pro 2

Pro 3

Awards

Awards 1

Awards 2

Awards 3

Everyday

Everyday 1

Everyday 2

Everyday 3

Previous...

1. Scarlett

2. Hannah Davis

3. Anne Hathaway

4. Amy Schumer

5. Rihanna

6. Kate Beckinsale

7. Anna Kendrick

8. Kaley Cuoco

9. Chrissy Teigen

 

[belljr]

She might be hotter now

 

[AcerFC]

That picture with the dolphin with no make up shows how pretty she is. 

 

[Mario Kart]

8 - then

9 - now

 

[Captain Cranks]

That picture with the dolphin with no make up shows how pretty she is. 

Yeah.  There's been a lot that's gone on between then and now including almost 10 years, two kids, and a lot of plastic surgery.  I think the plastic surgery is a mistake.  She already looks 40 despite only being 30. 

 

[VA703]

9.5/9.5

cant go wrong here

 

[PIK95]

9-8

 

[DocHolliday]

She was a 10. She is a 10. She has been in my most wanted list since transformers. My wife hates her because she knows I think she is perfect. 

 

[Ned]

She just oooooooooooooooooooooooooozed sexy back in the day.  

 

[Abraham]

Top 5 for me ever since the under the hood scene in the first transformers. 

10 and 10. 

 

[Abraham]

She was a 10. She is a 10. She has been in my most wanted list since transformers. My wife hates her because she knows I think she is perfect. 

 

[Annyong]

10/9.5

 

[Buttonhook]

I don't see a big difference between her then and now.  And based on the way my crotch responded, I'm thinking she may be more attractive now.

Body:  9.5

Face: 10.0

Sexual: 10.0

Attitude: 9.0

Overall: 9.625  (About as close to a 10 as possible, so that's what I gave her)

 

[tuffnutt]

11/11

 

[3C's]

She might be hotter now

Definitely.

 

[Michael Brown]

She went from a 10 back in the day, to like an 8-9 when she was realllly skinny, and now back to a 10 (maybe an 11) after seeing her recently in New Girl.

 

[Godsbrother]

The tats keep her from perfection

 

[culdeus]

Too much ink and too much work.  

Was epic. Still amazing.

 

[Limp Ditka]

But those thumbs

 

[James Daulton]

Top 5 all time for me.  She was beyond sexy in the first and second Transformers.

9.5

 

[Spanky24]

The tats keep her from perfection

The tats get her that much closer to perfection

 

[tommyboy]

i would smash her

 

[sdp1226]

Smokin' hot then. Very hot now. 

9.5/8.5

 

[comfortably numb]

7.5

Too skinny

 

[RBM]

Pretty damn awesome. 9.5 back then, 9 now. Only drawbacks with her is she can be too skinny at times, and pretty sure her #### are fake. 

 

[Captain Cranks]

7.5

Too skinny

So you're the one that gave Schumer a 10.  

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I don't know why, but it always blew my mind that one of the hottest chicks in Hollywood was shacking up with the nerd from 90210.

 

[RBM]

But those thumbs

You'd probably be more at home rating her boyfriend. 

Wonder what you'll say now....

 

[Limp Ditka]

You'd probably be more at home rating her boyfriend. 

Wonder what you'll say now....

I'll say that you're too dim to notice the sarcasm that was implied by use of italics.

 

[RBM]

I'll say that you're too dim to notice the sarcasm that was implied by use of italics.

Oh I wasn't talking about that post specifically. More just about you in general. 

 

[Limp Ditka]

Oh I wasn't talking about that post specifically. More just about you in general. 

What would be wrong with me rating a man? I'm comfortable enough in my sexuality to allow myself to rate people of the same gender. As a matter of fact, I've rated you as a 2.

 

[Dignan_]

First we had Frank'n Beans, then Tom, and now Captain Cranks. The FFA Mt Rushmore of Hot Chick Thread Starters.

Thanks for the work you put into these threads. The format, pacing, and selections are top notch.

 

[The General]

Definitely the best curation of the how hot schtick there is. Thumbs up.

Megan Fox is one of those chicks that looks almost like another species, hit the genetic lottery. 

 

[Captain Cranks]

First we had Frank'n Beans, then Tom, and now Captain Cranks. The FFA Mt Rushmore of Hot Chick Thread Starters.

Thanks for the work you put into these threads. The format, pacing, and selections are top notch.

Don't forget McGarnicle...even if half the 'chicks' are Vietnamese trannies.  

 

[Higgs]

What would be wrong with me rating a man? I'm comfortable enough in my sexuality to allow myself to rate people of the same gender. As a matter of fact, I've rated you as a 2.

Do you also go to male strip clubs?  Or are you not THAT secure in your sexuality? 

 

[Wrigley]

Just hot

 

[Limp Ditka]

Do you also go to male strip clubs?  Or are you not THAT secure in your sexuality? 

What kind of stupid person question in this? Are you suggesting that someone should worry that entering such a place can rewire a person's desires?

 

[Higgs]

What kind of stupid person question in this? Are you suggesting that someone should worry that entering such a place can rewire a person's desires?

I'll take that as a yes.  

 

[Waingro]

She just oooooooooooooooooooooooooozed sexy back in the day.  

She really was on a whole other level of sexiness when Transformers came out. 

 

[Limp Ditka]

You guys aren't going to believe this, but I've gone ahead and rated Higgs the same as RBM, a 2.

And somehow, someway, after carefully rating these two fine specimens, it somehow hasn't made me attracted to men, but only helped solidify my heterosexuality. 

 

[IC FBGCav]

Fox and HD are just a level above the rest.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Fox and HD are just a level above the rest.

Too each their own i suppose, and Fox is very sexy, but the tats and overall slutty veneer put her comfortably behind kate beckinsale in my view.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

You guys aren't going to believe this, but I've gone ahead and rated Higgs the same as RBM, a 2.

And somehow, someway, after carefully rating these two fine specimens, it somehow hasn't made me attracted to men, but only helped solidify my heterosexuality. 

Tremendous.  I myself sport a nearly unblemished record of heterosexuality. 

 

[IC FBGCav]

Too each their own i suppose, and Fox is very sexy, but the tats and overall slutty veneer put her comfortably behind kate beckinsale in my view.

I'll take the one who can handle a little pain over the prissy one. 

 

[Super King]

Tremendous.  I myself sport a nearly unblemished record of heterosexuality. 

 

[Hu-Tang Clan]

Alright.  Let's go off with a bang.  

Wait....is this the last one????  Say it ain't so!

 

[Limp Ditka]

Tremendous.  I myself sport a nearly unblemished record of heterosexuality. 

It was that one time in the male strip club, wasn't it?

 

[Captain Cranks]

Wait....is this the last one????  Say it ain't so!

Yep.  It was always going to be a 10-woman project.  That's not to say we can't have a bonus round or two.  I'll take some more requests in the "Results Episode" which I'll post tomorrow.  We can do the 'project' format every few months or so, too.  I don't want to dilute the premise too much.  Plus we have to get back to talking about Trump.  

 

[Waingro]

Yep.  It was always going to be a 10-woman project.  That's not to say we can't have a bonus round or two.  I'll take some more requests in the "Results Episode" which I'll post tomorrow.  We can do the 'project' format every few months or so, too.  I don't want to dilute the premise too much.  Plus we have to get back to talking about Trump.  

...or we can rate Ivanka 

 

[Hu-Tang Clan]

...or we can rate Ivanka 

Maybe Ivanka vs Melania.