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RIP Gene Gene the Dancing Machine (1 Viewer)

Me and my little sister used to put on little talent shows every once in a while for the family. I played my trumpet one night and it was so bad my own mother went into the kitchen, pulled out a frying pan and a mallet, and gonged my ###. The scars remain.

 
So much coke. Gene and Barris were so crazy. Barris's "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind" made for a fine movie, too.

Gene (gasps) Gene (gasps) the Dancin' Machine!!!!!

RIP Gene.

 
I LOVED that show as a kid. Part game show, part gonzo comedy act.

To see how far Barris pushed the envelope, look for Popsicle Twins on youtube.

 
I used to have a pair of 2"-heeled North Carolina blue platform shoes. We called them my "Gene Gene the Dancing Machine" shoes. Never did find the ones that would let you put goldfish in the heels.

 
Not to take away from Gene's moment, but who didn't J.P. Morgan #### back in the day?

 
Not to take away from Gene's moment, but who didn't J.P. Morgan #### back in the day?
i'm pretty sure she blew me once BITD and i dont remember getting closer to her than across the room. all i know is my balls smelled like crack, cleaning products and tears for a week after that party....

 

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