Rookie Scouting Portfolio Caption Contest (1 Viewer)

[Matt Waldman]

Directions and entry form here.

Please make sure you read the directions. Entering your captions on this thread will disqualify you from the contest but win you a (dis)honorary "Reading is Fundamental" award.

Winners will be announced next Friday when I return from Mobile where I'll convene with the judges.

 

[Fullback Fro]

IN

 

[SayWhat?]

It's required to self deprecate yourself for an entry into a contest where first place "pays" a free RSP (a $10 value) or 2nd/3rd place "pay" 50% off the RSP (a $5 value)?

 

[Cecil Lammey]

I may be able to thrown in an autographed copy (by each one of us) for the winner.

 

[Matt Waldman]

Actually SayWhat?, the RSP is a $19.95 value for a new one, $9.95 for an old one. That was the original price that they are returning to this year. But that's really besides the point. If you can't joke about yourself then the contest isn't a good match for you.

Already have some really funny ones. Keep'em coming. Good stuff.

 

[pghrob]

I am in.

 

[msommer]

in

 

[squistion]

It's required to self deprecate yourself for an entry into a contest where first place "pays" a free RSP (a $10 value) or 2nd/3rd place "pay" 50% off the RSP (a $5 value)?

SayWhat? - I am guessing that you are probably not aware of the numerous studies that have shown a direct correlation between the ability to write captions and the making of self deprecating remarks.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

What does "Favorite draft prospect who was a bust" mean? The guy we thought would be good but wasn't or the one you find the funniest, or what?

 

[Matt Waldman]

Yep - Draft prospect you thought would be good, but didn't turn out to be.

 

[Riffraff]

My caption was way too long.

 

[Carl Eller's Dead Liver]

Does the winner get an pre-release copy?

 

[Mister CIA]

Directions and entry form here.

Please make sure you read directions. Entering your captions on this thread will disqualify you from the contest but win you a (dis)honorary "Read is Fundamental" award.

Winners will be announced next Friday when I return from Mobile where I'll convene with the judges.

I'm awarding you the "Write is Fundamental" Award.

 

[H8fulHuck]

IN

I guess this means the rest of us are competing for 2nd place.

 

[Matt Waldman]

Directions and entry form here.

Please make sure you read directions. Entering your captions on this thread will disqualify you from the contest but win you a (dis)honorary "Read is Fundamental" award.

Winners will be announced next Friday when I return from Mobile where I'll convene with the judges.

I'm awarding you the "Write is Fundamental" Award.

LOL - and well-deserved!

 

[mr roboto]

Done.

Where's my RSP?

 

[Streetduck]

I'm in

 

[Fullback Fro]

 

[Matt Waldman]

Just drove back from Mobile. It will be a day or two before a winner is announced.

 

[davidwb]

I hope you provide all of the good captions, Mark!

 

[H8fulHuck]

I hope you provide all of the good captions, Mark!

That rules mine out.

 

[Hoosier16]

Anything yet?

 

[Matt Waldman]

Announced. Go to the blog and you'll see it.