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Saved My Sister's Life (1 Viewer)

Dear Penthouse Forum, I was at a family reunion this past weekend. You'll never guess what happened.

J. Duggar

Little Rock, Arkansas

 
Update...my sister texted my wife thanks for having her and the family over. She apologized for what happened. I guess her and her boyfriend got in a huge fight because she was upset that he stood there and did nothing.

A few days have passed and I know I don't need a thank you. I appreciate life more, as weird as it sounds the whole thing was beneficial for me. You could literally die at any moment.

NY Strip steak. Cooked on the bbq with charcoal. Pasta salad and corn on the cob on the side.

 
Boyfriend's shark response, "You see things how you want, but I surprised even myself that I'm willing to stay with you after I saw you puke and piss yourself."

 
seahawk 17 said:
Update...my sister texted my wife thanks for having her and the family over. She apologized for what happened. I guess her and her boyfriend got in a huge fight because she was upset that he stood there and did nothing.

A few days have passed and I know I don't need a thank you. I appreciate life more, as weird as it sounds the whole thing was beneficial for me. You could literally die at any moment.

NY Strip steak. Cooked on the bbq with charcoal. Pasta salad and corn on the cob on the side.
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Tweet her this link...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhExGLgpYo0

 
Since my question went unanswered, I will pretend his sister is 12 'cause if she is any older than that, then it is really embarrassing what she did.

 
Fariq said:
Since my question went unanswered, I will pretend his sister is 12 'cause if she is any older than that, then it is really embarrassing what she did.
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I missed your post. She is 39.

Why don't you go choke, turn purple, and when someone saves you report back what physical reactions you had.

 
seahawk 17 said:
Fariq said:
Since my question went unanswered, I will pretend his sister is 12 'cause if she is any older than that, then it is really embarrassing what she did.
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I missed your post. She is 39.

Why don't you go choke, turn purple, and when someone saves you report back what physical reactions you had.
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Hey numbnuts. I puked in a banquet hall and it was embarrassing. Did I write that your sister is a scumbag or an idiot or that I think she is a low level human being? Nope. I wrote what she did is embarrassing. If you ask her is she was embarrassed she would probably answer in the affirmative.
 
Fariq said:
seahawk 17 said:
Fariq said:
Since my question went unanswered, I will pretend his sister is 12 'cause if she is any older than that, then it is really embarrassing what she did.
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I missed your post. She is 39.

Why don't you go choke, turn purple, and when someone saves you report back what physical reactions you had.
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Hey numbnuts. I puked in a banquet hall and it was embarrassing. Did I write that your sister is a scumbag or an idiot or that I think she is a low level human being? Nope. I wrote what she did is embarrassing. If you ask her is she was embarrassed she would probably answer in the affirmative.
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Yikes, pissed off at the world before or after your traumatic incident?

 
seahawk 17 said:
Fariq said:
seahawk 17 said:
Fariq said:
Since my question went unanswered, I will pretend his sister is 12 'cause if she is any older than that, then it is really embarrassing what she did.
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I missed your post. She is 39.

Why don't you go choke, turn purple, and when someone saves you report back what physical reactions you had.
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Hey numbnuts. I puked in a banquet hall and it was embarrassing. Did I write that your sister is a scumbag or an idiot or that I think she is a low level human being? Nope. I wrote what she did is embarrassing. If you ask her is she was embarrassed she would probably answer in the affirmative.
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Yikes, pissed off at the world before or after your traumatic incident?
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No.Also, I have not experienced any traumatic incidents.

 
seahawk 17 said:
Had a family BBQ. I was cleaning up in the kitchen and heard some commotion. Went into the dining room, where I saw my sister purple and obviously choking. Five other family members stood there just watching.

I went to giver her the Heimlich, my only thought was to make sure I didn't break her ribs or sternum. Did the maneuver and a piece of steak popped out. She then puked and pissed her pants.

I didn't get a thank you and I haven't heard from her since. It is very awkward and not sure how to handle it.

Expect many jokes, fire away.
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Nice work.

 
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