Serious Biz Dynasty - Eephus is year 18 champion - League is full for 2026 (4 Viewers)

[Northern Voice]

Orelvis Martinez, 3B, Jays

 

[Spartans Rule]

@Kraft... up

 

[Kraft...]

Gonna close out Sparty here, lots of good options on his squad but I'm going TINSTAAPP

2.07 Spencer Howard, SP, PHI

 @Eephus

 

[Eephus]

Sniped on the carcass of Sparty.  I wanted Nick Solak.

Recalibrating

 

[Mike Damone]

Gonna close out Sparty here, lots of good options on his squad but I'm going TINSTAAPP

2.07 Spencer Howard, SP, PHI

 @Eephus

Was debating he at 1 and would definitely taken him this round . Nice poach

 

[Spartans Rule]

I considered pulling Howard back at 2.4 but I'm heavily invested in young arms even without him.

Solak has a decent chance to be on my protect list next year if he can take over 2B in Texas, which means my former player Odor needs to fail spectacularly. I'm less excited about him at any corner spot.

 

[Eephus]

2.08 - Corbin Carroll - OF - ARI

I really don't want another outfield prospect but had a tough time deciding between he and Riley Greene at 1.08.  To come away with both is too good to pass up.

@Fat Drunk and Stupid

 

[rodg12]

2.08 - Corbin Carroll - OF - ARI

I really don't want another outfield prospect but had a tough time deciding between he and Riley Greene at 1.08.  To come away with both is too good to pass up.

@Fat Drunk and Stupid

He was my second choice at 2.03.  Intriguing talent.

 

[PIK95]

2.08 - Corbin Carroll - OF - ARI

I really don't want another outfield prospect but had a tough time deciding between he and Riley Greene at 1.08.  To come away with both is too good to pass up.

@Fat Drunk and Stupid

We almost took him also.  You have his prospect mate if I remember right.

 

[Mike Damone]

2.09 Noelvi Marte SS, Mariners.

@Fishtacotuesday

You ####### fat mother ####### #### head



why can’t I build

 

[greedygoat]

Just texted Fish Taco.

 

[FishTacoTuesday]

Pick imminent 

 

[RnR]

see you guys on monday

 

[PIK95]

Pick imminent 

Urban Dictionary

TOP DEFINITION

Imminent

"Ready to take place; hanging threateningly over ones head."

:We are surely in imminent danger for STD's if this keeps up:

 

[Mike Damone]

Out of the pocket for a bit

current mood : on tilt

 

[FishTacoTuesday]

2.10 P Deivi Garcia/NYY via UM Jake

Basically a Paxton handcuff I guess, God I hate starting pitchers.  

 

[PIK95]

The Competitive Balance draft will start next Wednesday Feb 5th.  Draft order (non-snake)

1. UM Jake
   
2. RnR
   
3. Rodg12
   
4. Spartans Rule
   
5. pik/goat
   
6. NV
   
7. Kraft
   
8. Eephus
   
9. Shady Inc
   
10. Dr. Detroit
    
11. HellToupee
    
12. Cheese
    

We still need a protected list from @HellToupee

The draft sheet is here.  I'm going to keep it locked for editing until the lists are finalized because It's a pain getting info from CBS to Google.  If you have any last minute changes to who you want to protect, please continue posting them here.

@Mike Damone

 

[PIK95]

@Mike Damone

@cheese

Hopefully incoming

 

[Mike Damone]

2 mins

 

[Eephus]

why can’t I build

Protect your kids

 

[RnR]

he has big, beautiful kids. the best kids. everyone thinks so. just look at the way they're being poached. poached like no other team has been poached before!

 

[Mike Damone]

Nick Anderson RP Rays

 

[Mike Damone]

Protect your kids

Don’t think I’ve forgotten Kristian Robinson

 

[Mike Damone]

@cheese

or his partner 

@Cheese and Crackers

 

[cheese]

There are a million reasons why this makes no sense for my team and guys who are more value left, but this needs to happen. It’s time to come home...

Joey Votto 1b

 

[PIK95]

@UMjake49

 

[UMjake49]

3.1 Brailyn Marquez SP, Cubs

@RnR

 

[PIK95]

I see RR in the thread. @rodg12

Is Rodger around?

 

[RnR]

3.2 - Nick Lodolo, SP, CIN

@rodg12

 

[FishTacoTuesday]

There are a million reasons why this makes no sense for my team and guys who are more value left, but this needs to happen. It’s time to come home...

Joey Votto 1b

This is akin to my Miguel Cabrera pick last year, one I very much regret making.  I could have had Charlie Morton for that pick.

Sigh.  

 

[rodg12]

3.3 - Jake Odorizzi, SP, MIN

 

[cheese]

This is akin to my Miguel Cabrera pick last year, one I very much regret making.  I could have had Charlie Morton for that pick.

Sigh.  

Probably the same unfortunately. But we need to get this guy a ring.  

 

[greedygoat]

@Spartans Rule OTC

 

[rodg12]

Texted @Spartans Rule

 

[Spartans Rule]

3.4 Hunter Bishop, OF, Giants

@PIK95 @greedygoat

 

[greedygoat]

3.5 Xavier Edwards, 2B, Tampa Bay

@Northern Voice OTC, well, if there was a clock he'd be on it.

 

[Northern Voice]

I'll steal Trent Grisham from Kraft because you can never have too many Padres outfielders.. not sure who's up next.

 

[greedygoat]

I'll steal Trent Grisham from Kraft because you can never have too many Padres outfielders.. not sure who's up next.

@Kraft... is up.

 

[Kraft...]

Closing out HellToupee, was leaning another direction but the Grisham snipe sealed the deal. 

3.07 Sam Hilliard, OF Stones

@Eephus

 

[Eephus]

3.08 - Andrew McCutchen - OF - Phillies  (CBS Free Agent)

@Fat Drunk and Stupid

 

[Eephus]

Round 1 wrap-up:  nine first-year and three poached players is the same as last year.

Round 2 wrap-up:  three first-year and nine poachees.  Last year had eight first-year players.

 

[PIK95]

Closing out HellToupee, was leaning another direction but the Grisham snipe sealed the deal. 

3.07 Sam Hilliard, OF Stones

@Eephus

Stones?

 

[FishTacoTuesday]

Pick imminent 

 

[greedygoat]

3.09 Brandon Marsh, OF Angels

Not sure who updated the spreadsheet, but Marsh was poached from Kraft, not a free agent.

 

[Mike Damone]

Out of the pocket for a bit

current mood : on tilt

 

[FishTacoTuesday]

3.10 P Mike Minor/TEX via Eephus

Not sexy but after losing odorizzi, I guess this is a pick.  

 

[Eephus]

3.10 P Mike Minor/TEX via Eephus

Not sexy but after losing odorizzi, I guess this is a pick.  

Minor may not be sexy but I am.

 

[Kraft...]

3.09 Brandon Marsh, OF Angels

I came very close to protecting him, his prospect star is definitely on the rise but I thought he was still under the radar enough to slip through

 

[Mike Damone]

3.11 Kenta Maeda Twins  cheese

 

[Mike Damone]

@cheese