Should a Minotaur Have Hooves, or Should It Have Human Toes? (1 Viewer)

[Drunken Poster]

Credit here

I can't decide

 

[dickey moe]

A minotaur has a humanoid torso and limbs, and a bull's head. Therefore it should have toes.

A satyr has the legs of an artiodactyl and should obviously have hooves.

Never, never confuse the two.

 

[McJose]

A minotaur has a humanoid torso and limbs, and a bull's head. Therefore it should have toes.

A satyr has the legs of an artiodactyl and should obviously have hooves.

Never, never confuse the two.

You’ve got a humanoid torso and the altruism of a Otospermophilus.

 

[Drunken Poster]

I'm half centaur 

So three-fourths man?

 

[dickey moe]

You’ve got a humanoid torso and the altruism of a Otospermophilus.

Kiss my ###.

 

[TheAristocrat]

I'm half centaur 

I'm sorry for previously judging your gender.

 

[rockaction]

Cloven, IMO. Which are toes, actually. 

Ooooohhh.  

 

[RokNRole]

Minotaurs have Bull legs and therefor hooves. This isn’t open for debate.

 

[Drunken Poster]

Toes make sense, but they look dumb, so hooves it is

 

[dickey moe]

Minotaurs have Bull legs and therefor hooves. This isn’t open for debate.

Terrible.

 

[eoMMan]

Hooves....for sure.

 

[matuski]

Hooves were my knee jerk response.

But human feet would be more practical with that huge bull head/shoulders.

 

[Juxtatarot]

It would be hard to run on two hooves.  We use our toes more than you might think.

 

[McJose]

Does Chewbacca have a human-like wang or one of those red rocket things like a dog?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Does Chewbacca have a human-like wang or one of those red rocket things like a dog?

I figure it looks like one of those fuzzy paint rollers

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Do you pronounce it Mino-Tar or Mino-Tore

 

[McJose]

Why does the little mermaid wear a seashell bra?

Because her boobs aren’t big enough for a D-shell.

 

[otb_lifer]

shoe horn feet. 

 

[dickey moe]

I figure it looks like one of those fuzzy paint rollers

 

[NotSmart]

Every Minotaur I've ever seen has hooves.

They hate the color mauve by the way.

 

[lakerstan]

Chuck Taylor high-tops.

 

[Thunderlips]

Should have both....mangled human toes growing out of a cloven hoof....kind of like my mother in laws feet.