Should I start hiding money? (1 Viewer)

[Prince Myshkin]

Dots of all colors are flying around my house (or pretty much anywhere else we happen to be) like crazy these days. 5 orange in the past 4 days with some major blue thrown in at the beginning of each...2 weeks ago even had a double blue dot day. Add into the mix a half-drunken discussion about some new things she would like to try and very flirty conversation with her and a female bartender Sat. night.

While I don't keep meticulous records of these things, I would say we have already placed more dots on the board in 2016 than the last half of 2015. We have always had a healthy relationship in that area, but after 10 years of marriage, a kid, and jobs with long, odd hours, we sometimes go through some lulls. Definitely not in one of those lulls now!!!

 

[derek245583]

Look at me

 

[E Street Brat]

Probably baby fever.

Start un/hiding rubbers

 

[mr roboto]

Did you make a New Year's resolution?

 

[Prince Myshkin]

Probably baby fever.

Start un/hiding rubbers

possibility

 

[DocHolliday]

Probably baby fever.

Start un/hiding rubbers

Good possibility.

 

[Prince Myshkin]

Look at me

i actually almost put that in the OP

 

[Cjw_55106]

I guess I assumed this was normal for a prince?

 

[Ditka Butkus]

Dots?....

 

[shadyridr]

She wants a baby

 

[Dan Lambskin]

She feels guilty about all the side dong she's getting

 

[Cliff Clavin]

She's trying to give you herpes.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Probably baby fever.

Start un/hiding rubbers

possibility

The twist: she's already pregnant

 

[PIK95]

She feels guilty about all the side dong she's getting

This.

Probably baby fever.

Start un/hiding rubbers

possibility

The twist: she's already pregnant

And this.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Congrats on having sex with your wife!

 

[Swing 51]

Does she have a sister?

 

[xulf]

Take this crap elsewhere

 

[SacramentoBob]

She wants to have a baby so she can give it herpes.

 

[msommer]

Always hide money

 

[FUBAR]

Look at me

i actually almost put that in the OP

Open Pituitary?

 

[mbrasi]

Dots?....

 

[FUBAR]

Dots?....

connect the dots, la la la

 

[McGarnicle]

Last time for us was around October 2014 I think. Still get the occasional bj, which is nice.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

So he is "pouring the coals" to her...I get it. That is what we called it in my day son..

 

[Bucky86]

Did you soak the walls?

 

[James Daulton]

Sleep with your wife.

 

[SIDA!]

Did you soak the walls?

You didn't read the post. He soaked her tonsils.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Dots of all colors are flying around my house (or pretty much anywhere else we happen to be) like crazy these days. 5 orange in the past 4 days with some major blue thrown in at the beginning of each...2 weeks ago even had a double blue dot day.

What are these?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Some guy (maybe Karpis) made a thread about ####### his wife while back and tracking it on the calendar

Orange Dot =

Blue Dot =

Then people came up with Brown and Red too

 

[Dan Lambskin]

There may have been a handjob dot too

 

[MikeIke]

Handy was counted as a blue. And if it started as blue but transitioned to an orange, it was an orange. Where you finish is what determines the color, not where you start.

 

[FUBAR]

Handy was counted as a blue. And if it started as blue but transitioned to an orange, it was an orange. Where you finish is what determines the color, not where you start.

Rainbow dots are the best.

 

[Wrigley]

Does she have a sister?

Wrong question

 

[Limp Ditka]

Does she have a sister?

Wrong question

 

[James Daulton]

Does she have a sister?

Wrong question

She's not still in your house?

 

[Prince Myshkin]

Does she have a sister?

Wrong question

and no...well a step sister that she rarely sees

 

[Prince Myshkin]

and just received confirmation that it's on again tonight

 

[matttyl]

and just received confirmation that it's on again tonight

orange or blue?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Some guy (maybe Karpis) made a thread about ####### his wife while back and tracking it on the calendar

Orange Dot =

Blue Dot =

Then people came up with Brown and Red too

Oh. Sad.

 

[-fish-]

The answer all depends on the level of kink she's added.

If it's just frequency, she's flirting/getting attention from somewhere else and you're reaping the benefits.

If she's changing what she likes and adding stuff you haven't done before, it's because she's learning what she likes elsewhere.

 

[Jobber]

She feels guilty about all the side dong she's getting

Seriously. Many times when a wife shows extra desire for sex, it can be due to guilt, or physically fulfilling an emotional affair with another man she can't often hook up with.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

I doubt she is cheating on you, probably just racking up huge cc bills

 

[Prince Myshkin]

and just received confirmation that it's on again tonight

orange or blue?

yes

 

[Prince Myshkin]

The answer all depends on the level of kink she's added.

If it's just frequency, she's flirting/getting attention from somewhere else and you're reaping the benefits.

If she's changing what she likes and adding stuff you haven't done before, it's because she's learning what she likes elsewhere.

i was only joking in the title...not worried about cheating.

actually upon reflection today, I think it is more about me feeling better and more energetic recently. she has always had at least as high of a libido as mine if not more.

 

[Das Boot]

Get a little crazy tonight and go for a chartreuse dot.

 

[Prince Myshkin]

Did you soak the walls?

You didn't read the post. He soaked her tonsils.

both are correct...

 

[Prince Myshkin]

Get a little crazy tonight and go for a chartreuse dot.

going to need a little explanation on that one

 

[Angry Beavers]

Clearly she is cheating on you, at least emotionally. Was the last half of 2015 more the norm or recent event the usual norm and the last half of 2015 was "down" for one reason or another?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

https://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?/topic/671040-loaning-a-chick-money-jan-26-16/?p=18694474'>any chance she made a surprise flight to Atlanta around Xmas time?

WTF why is my link not working

https://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?/topic/671040-loaning-a-chick-money-jan-26-16/?p=18694474

 

[xulf]

The answer all depends on the level of kink she's added.

If it's just frequency, she's flirting/getting attention from somewhere else and you're reaping the benefits.

If she's changing what she likes and adding stuff you haven't done before, it's because she's learning what she likes elsewhere.

i was only joking in the title...not worried about cheating. actually upon reflection today, I think it is more about me feeling better and more energetic recently. she has always had at least as high of a libido as mine if not more.

Way to back step. Call a lawyer.