McJose
Footballguy
Hold up. Soft Cell’s “Tainted Love” came out when WE were in HS.I will fight you. My memory of the Soft Cell version might be tainted (omg see what I did there) by the fact that it was the favorite song of my summer romance partner the summer after my first year of law school. We both worked at the biggest law firm in Louisville, and I remember dancing with him to this song all the time at probably Phoenix Hill Tavern. He was really cute with a great smile and bushy eyebrows.
As I typed this up, it occurred to me that the song in question might instead have been I Melt With You. Whatever, I'll fight you anyway.