"We get to see Bell Billichick getting a congratulatory kiss from his wife....check that, that's his mistress, my bad."
Throw "what appears to be a kiss" in there and bing

r, and this is what we all are really hoping for...
"We get to see Brady come up to the line. Who's he going to Chris? Hmm, hmm? He would seem to be taking a knee for what appears to be a kneeldown, not sure how that'll affect his passing numbers, abut it figures to be the last play of the game. And I for one am speechless."