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So hungover this morning I accidently wore two different shoes (1 Viewer)

Potential crisis averted. I called unemployment and apparently I already did get a couple of payments I just never got my card. They are going to send me a new one this week. I'll be able to make rent and buy plenty of weed and keystone light

 
trogg78 said:
If you say so. I've seen some places say you could earn $250.00 a month, but that's donating twice a week.
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Yeah down here you can get like $50 for your 1st donation, then like $30 per pr something like that, and I think twice a week is the max.

 
Every week after church we take turns choosing where to go out to lunch.  This week was my wife's turn.  She chose panera. :bag: I almost lost it in the parking lot. :lmao:

The watermelon feta Salad is rather tasty bromigo.

 
-OZ- said:
Every week after church we take turns choosing where to go out to lunch.  This week was my wife's turn.  She chose panera. :bag: I almost lost it in the parking lot. :lmao:

The watermelon feta Salad is rather tasty bromigo.
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They make a tasty Mediterranean chicken wrap also. But it's only available 6 months out of the year. (not during the winter) 

 
Somebody mentioned earlier they wanted a recipe for sliders. Here you go:

Ingredients

4 slices bacon

1 onion, finely chopped

2 garlic cloves, minced

3 pounds lean ground beef

2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce

Salt and pepper

24 small dinner rolls

Nutrition

Directions

In a skillet, cook bacon until crisp. Remove bacon and drain on paper towels. Discard all but 2 Tbsp. bacon fat. Cook onion in bacon fat until translucent, about 3 minutes, then add garlic and cook 30 seconds longer. Remove mixture from pan and let cool. Crumble bacon when cool enough to handle.

In a large bowl combine beef, bacon, onion mixture, Worcestershire sauce and salt and pepper, and mix well. Form into 24 small patties and chill.

Preheat grill to medium; oil when hot. Cook burgers for about 7 minutes for medium rare, turning once halfway through. Serve burgers on rolls.

 
My wife went with her SIL to hear some lady lead a woman's only bible study thing. It was too crowded so they ended up going out to eat, instead. When she told me they went to Panera, I chuckled. Asked her if she ordered the Mac n cheese bread bowl. She looked at me like I had sprouted a second head. I said, "That's the shark move at Panera, and you can take that to the VIP menu bank, bromigo."

My favorite jokes are the ones only I get.

 
Back when I was in college they had a Plasma Collection Center just off of State Street in Madison.  You could donate twice a week with 48 hours in between.  If you were under 180 pounds you could donate 500 ml, if over, 600 ml.  They paid $10 for the lesser amount and $12 for the greater.  If you agreed to defer payment to the second trip per week , thus guaranteeing steady supply, you would get a $1 bonus.

It took between 45 minutes and an hour.  They sat you in a reclining chair, tapped your arm, and got the blood in about 5 minutes.  It took them about 20 minutes to centrifuge out what they took from your blood, and then about 20 to 25 minutes to put back the red blood cells.  On the way out you got one of those paper cylindrical cups of water and a one a day vitamin. You also got a choice of a half a sandwich and a half pint of O.J. or an oatmeal cookie and a half pint of milk.  The sandwiches were on Wonder bread and were either PB & J or balogna and American cheese.  If you played your cards right and were kind to the food lady you could get both.  With pitchers of beer going for $1.50 to $2 it was righteous coin.

Sperm donation paid between $50 to $250.  They had a system based on genetic factors they could observe such as height, weight, eye and hair color and an I.Q. test they gave on your first visit.  They also took an oral medical history and ran some blood tests.  You could not donate the first time waiting instead until your results came back.  They called you if you were a desirable donor.  DW had the pure Panera because they called me back for $250 sperm.  In fact they would call me in once a month or so.  Donating was into a cup with a lid to close on after.  You went in, had your choice of a Playboy or a Penthouse, actually a stack of several of each, and they gave you access to a small room with an exam table you could sit or lie on and some tissue and some lotion.  The table had a covering of paper they would roll out for you.  The tissues and lotion were in there from donor to donor and the magazines had obviously been handled by many donors. 

 
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Ditkaless Wonders said:
Back when I was in college they had a Plasma Collection Center just off of State Street in Madison.  You could donate twice a week with 48 hours in between.  If you were under 180 pounds you could donate 500 ml, if over 600 ml.  They paid $10 for the lesser amount and $12 for the greater.  If you agreed to defer payment to the second trip per week , thus guaranteeing steady supply you would get a $1 bonus.

It took between 45 minutes and an hour.  They sat you in a reclining chair, tapped your arm, and got the blood in about 5 minutes.  It took them about 20 minutes to centrifuge out what they took from your blood, and then about 20 to 25 minutes to put back the red blood cells.  On the way out you got a one of those paper cylindrical cups of water and a one a day vitamin. You also got a choice of a half a sandwich and a half pint of O.J. or an oatmeal cookie and a half pint of milk.  The sandwiches were on Wonder bread and were either PB & J or balogna and American cheese.  If you played your cards right and were kind to the food lady you could get both.  With pitchers of beer going for $1.50 to $2 it was righteous coin.

Sperm donation paid between $50 to $250.  They had a system based on genetic factors they could observe such as height, weight, eye and hair color and an I.Q. test they gave on your first visit.  They also took an oral medical history and ran some blood tests.  You could not donate the first time until your results came back.  They called you if you were a desirable donor.  DW had the pure Panera because they called me back for $250 sperm.  In fact they would call me in once a month or so.  Donating was into a cup with a lid to close on after.  You went in, had your choice of a Playboy or a Penthouse, actually a stack of several of each, and they gave you access to a small room with an exam table you could sit or lie on and some tissue and some lotion.  The table had a covering of paper they would roll out for you.  The tissues and lotion were in there from donor to donor and the magazines had obviously been handled by many donors. 
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no videos, just the mags?

bet the oral medical history you mention is probably different then the ones i see in some videos on the innernet. #naughtynurses

 
Panera used to sell these cherry scones. They were amazing but took them off the menu because cherries got to be too expensive I guess. Now they just have substandard orange and cinnamon scones and they're usually burned. That's a major disappointment and you can take that to the bank, sconemigos. 

 
I am in Dallas with a corporate card looking for a new restaurant to have dinner in and over tip my server. Where should I go and can I get a waited on by someone built like a strong safety?

 
Nugget said:
I am in Dallas with a corporate card looking for a new restaurant to have dinner in and over tip my server. Where should I go and can I get a waited on by someone built like a strong safety?
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Most of the waitresses at Panera qualify.

 
Nugget said:
I am in Dallas with a corporate card looking for a new restaurant to have dinner in and over tip my server. Where should I go and can I get a waited on by someone built like a strong safety?
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based on the OP, I think your answer lies here "Gay Dallas is primarily centered around the Oak Lawn neighborhood with bars, restaurants and stores found throughout Cedar Springs Rd and Oak Lawn Avenue"  he is doing very well with tips. :wink:

 
Ditkaless Wonders said:
Back when I was in college they had a Plasma Collection Center just off of State Street in Madison.  You could donate twice a week with 48 hours in between.  If you were under 180 pounds you could donate 500 ml, if over, 600 ml.  They paid $10 for the lesser amount and $12 for the greater.  If you agreed to defer payment to the second trip per week , thus guaranteeing steady supply, you would get a $1 bonus.

It took between 45 minutes and an hour.  They sat you in a reclining chair, tapped your arm, and got the blood in about 5 minutes.  It took them about 20 minutes to centrifuge out what they took from your blood, and then about 20 to 25 minutes to put back the red blood cells.  On the way out you got one of those paper cylindrical cups of water and a one a day vitamin. You also got a choice of a half a sandwich and a half pint of O.J. or an oatmeal cookie and a half pint of milk.  The sandwiches were on Wonder bread and were either PB & J or balogna and American cheese.  If you played your cards right and were kind to the food lady you could get both.  With pitchers of beer going for $1.50 to $2 it was righteous coin.
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Sheesh. These days you get $25, no vitamin, no sandwich. 

 
We live in a sick world populated by lost souls. A smile a dollar, a shadow the truth.Each day of nothing is time lost for something , as the clouds set in.

Coming around the bend with power in hand. The sultan asserts his will. Till the seasons consume you.

One day

Within this place

Infinite hours

For the shame to devour

This is your fate

One time

Give in to the grind

Let loose a shower

Of endless rage

 
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