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So hungover this morning I accidently wore two different shoes (1 Viewer)

Evilgrin 72 said:
Finish your beers or throw them away. Drink a bunch of water and go to bed. Find a local AA meeting the minute you wake up tomorrow and go to the first one nearby. Then report back here. 

No joke, this is the first step to liking yourself again. 
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I'll be honest dude there is at most a 10% chance I'll go to one tomorrow.

 
I'll probably drink these beers, pass out and sleep it off tomorrow. My plan is to not drink tomorrow. As of right now I don't know if I'll follow it but I'll try

 
Quint said:
did you go to 3-5 AA meetings voluntarily? or did you check into a Rehab Clinic for a mandatory 21 day stay? 
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I checked in for the full 21 days so I could get in to a shelter once I got out. I was clean around 30 days before going in I just found myself in an eviction situation and it was the only option I had. I could have left at any time but I stayed and we had 3-5 meetings every day.

 
RokNRole said:
I checked in for the full 21 days so I could get in to a shelter once I got out. I was clean around 30 days before going in I just found myself in an eviction situation and it was the only option I had. I could have left at any time but I stayed and we had 3-5 meetings every day.
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ok. 

and how long were you sober after that 21 day stint? 

 
RokNRole said:
I was broke and living in a shelter but I was getting regular good snatch.

overall I recall feeling pretty good at that time
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then you know the answer. 

sobriety > not sobriety, even when you are broke and living in a shelter. 

go forth, and do likewise in a better situation (not broke, not in a shelter). 

 
Quint said:
then you know the answer. 

sobriety > not sobriety, even when you are broke and living in a shelter. 

go forth, and do likewise in a better situation (not broke, not in a shelter). 
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But I'm not getting any good snatch right now. Isn't that a key element?

 
Conanthecontrarian said:
what are we talking, once in the last month? yeah you are swimming in it. lol.

im starting to think Single Mom came to her senses and got as far away from you as possible.
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I was on the Womens Liberation Front web site stalking, ummm, checking up on a old girl friend.   There is a thread there posted by "Single Mom"... claims she had some alcoholic following her around, calling her in the middle of the night, etc.  She claims she got rid of the free loader for good by douching with a cheap French perfume, "Eau de Paris Sewer and Catacombs".  Said the guy was gone quicker than someone trying to get two Tall Boys just before the liquor store closes.  Anyway, it is all probably just an incredible coincidence but it does go to show there is always two sides to every story.

 
RokNRole said:
But I'm not getting any good snatch right now. Isn't that a key element?
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you don't want "good snatch" right now, remember? 

"I don't want to bamg a bunch of tail I just want a special one."

plenty of options out there, Baloney Sandwich and McGarnicle laid out a viable, reasonable plan for you to find it. 

you're also not in the same situation you were coming out of rehab, so maybe the "snatch angle" isn't as relevant as you think it is. 

 
DropKick said:
I was on the Womens Liberation Front web site stalking, ummm, checking up on a old girl friend.   There is a thread there posted by "Single Mom"... claims she had some alcoholic following her around, calling her in the middle of the night, etc.  She claims she got rid of the free loader for good by douching with a cheap French perfume, "Eau de Paris Sewer and Catacombs".  Said the guy was gone quicker than someone trying to get two Tall Boys just before the liquor store closes.  Anyway, it is all probably just an incredible coincidence but it does go to show there is always two sides to every story.
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Lmao

 
Quint said:
you don't want "good snatch" right now, remember? 

"I don't want to bamg a bunch of tail I just want a special one."

plenty of options out there, Baloney Sandwich and McGarnicle laid out a viable, reasonable plan for you to find it. 

you're also not in the same situation you were coming out of rehab, so maybe the "snatch angle" isn't as relevant as you think it is. 
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But I like good snatch.

Next time I want to keep it.

 
ProstheticRGK said:
I'm going to give you honest advice, even though, I'm convinced this is a schtick account. You seem to have 2 modes of interacting with people to get their attention. 1) you are the most lowly, helpless person in the world, who just doesn't get why everyone wants to avoid interacting with him and everything goes sideways. 2) you know everything, you're smarter than everyone and they just don't really understand how great your decision-making actually is, when you're doing things that are blatantly self-destructive. Seems like once you've sucked everyone in with the poor me, pity party, you get all full of yourself and want to start impressing everyone with how fantastic your life is. 

Stop trying so damn hard, and just be yourself. Honestly, brother, I wish you the best. I don't like to see people hurting, but you seem to crave living this cycle over and over and over. Stop it.
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He's exchanged a walk on part in a war, for a lead role, in a cage.

 
SWC said:
this thread has almost singalhandedly raised the awareness of parnera by tenfold in the ffa so i ask you doc holiday what is enough for you jeez man come on take that to the bank brohan 
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Hernando's Pizzeria is a place in Winter Park.  Their shtick is placing dollar bills colored in by customers on their walls and ceiling.  The place is covered.  Must be 50,00 bills up.  Yesterday one went up that reads "Pure Panera" -SWC.

 
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Evilgrin 72 said:
I'll take your word for it. I also understand why you might get irritated, but all I've ever said is to try to think about the fact that there's a person behind the screen name. I sound like Jhoe here, I know, but maybe just clicking away is more constructive / positive if you feel the need to engage. You can avoid this thread altogether. 
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in my defense I will say I observed for quite a while in this thread and didn't post until page 21 or so and when i did I offered good advice that was ridiculed by Rok.

guess I agree with JudgeSmails. nobody ever handed anything to me and I've had to fight and claw my way to where I am today. I had some tough times growing up, but i still feel proud of where i am because they drove me to succeed. 

IMO Rok has had some great opportunities handed to him and he's pissed them away. I didn’t get those opportunities. 

So, maybe I don't express my feelings and thoughts as well as the Judge. but I think we are in agreement. 

the last straw for me was Rok just casually stating he drove drunk. one of my best friends was hit by a drunk driver and now gets around in a wheelchair. young father and husband that has his life turned upside down by a drunken idiot. 

now I see he has admitted to doing it again.

so there it is, warts and all. if that still makes me the villain in here in your opinion. so be it.

 
Conanthecontrarian said:
in my defense I will say I observed for quite a while in this thread and didn't post until page 21 or so and when i did I offered good advice that was ridiculed by Rok.

guess I agree with JudgeSmails. nobody ever handed anything to me and I've had to fight and claw my way to where I am today. I had some tough times growing up, but i still feel proud of where i am because they drove me to succeed. 

IMO Rok has had some great opportunities handed to him and he's pissed them away. I didn’t get those opportunities. 

So, maybe I don't express my feelings and thoughts as well as the Judge. but I think we are in agreement. 

the last straw for me was Rok just casually stating he drove drunk. one of my best friends was hit by a drunk driver and now gets around in a wheelchair. young father and husband that has his life turned upside down by a drunken idiot. 

now I see he has admitted to doing it again.

so there it is, warts and all. if that still makes me the villain in here in your opinion. so be it.
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Why is any of this a straw for you?

 
Arizona lightning
Cut out like a thundershot
His voice rang clear across the USA
Where other men have tried and failed
Ended up their days in jail
This man always knew the horse to play

Pick up your bed, beggar man
Bird in the bush and none in the hand
What's your sad excuse to live so long?
Men have hanged for better things
Than half the things you did today
You go find some other place to stay

Arizona thundershower
Count the days and kill the hour
Six foot deep don't seem so awful low, you know
When the eagle hits the ground
you can hear the sparks  for miles around
Who could blame a man to curse or pray

Strike a light or curse the shade
Some of us have got it made
While some men's children got to stall for time
What you get for what you got
Still don't leave an awful lot
Could be you've got nothing left to give away

California lightning chain
Kicked out in the driving rain
You broke every law of God and man
An honest man would stand and die
If he had one good reason why
Or even half a leg on which to stand

You don't look like one of me
And I don't think I'm one of you
But on the other hand you got your gun
I don't need to have to ask
What's that face behind your mask?
It ain't much different than any other one I've seen

Alabama backslap
One step forward and two steps back
That won't get you back to Buffalo, you know
Just one thing left to say
Every dog will have his day
Take your own but keep your hands off mine

 

 
I'm going to try to do something good for my karma. I work with two guitar players and I have a couple guitars I've been trying to sell. I feel like just giving one to each of them.

It would make them feel great and I would feel great too.

 
Conanthecontrarian said:
in my defense I will say I observed for quite a while in this thread and didn't post until page 21 or so and when i did I offered good advice that was ridiculed by Rok.

guess I agree with JudgeSmails. nobody ever handed anything to me and I've had to fight and claw my way to where I am today. I had some tough times growing up, but i still feel proud of where i am because they drove me to succeed. 

IMO Rok has had some great opportunities handed to him and he's pissed them away. I didn’t get those opportunities. 

So, maybe I don't express my feelings and thoughts as well as the Judge. but I think we are in agreement. 

the last straw for me was Rok just casually stating he drove drunk. one of my best friends was hit by a drunk driver and now gets around in a wheelchair. young father and husband that has his life turned upside down by a drunken idiot. 

now I see he has admitted to doing it again.

so there it is, warts and all. if that still makes me the villain in here in your opinion. so be it.
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I never wish anyone to be in pain or out of sorts.  And I have learned if you haven't walked in somebody else's shoes then.........It's just I have zero empathy for those who prove time and time again they aren't accountable or even worse are unwilling to do anything about it.  It's then their choice. So be it. Can't fix or help them all.

 
Judge Smails said:
I never wish anyone to be in pain or out of sorts.  And I have learned if you haven't walked in somebody else's shoes then.........It's just I have zero empathy for those who prove time and time again they aren't accountable or even worse are unwilling to do anything about it.  It's then their choice. So be it. Can't fix or help them all.
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Have I been insufferable?

 
I am very grateful for the wealth of knowledge and experience I see in here.

But I am wasting valuable time. I wish I could express it better but it is what it is. I'm an ##### and I need to get a grip on things.

im feeling down but not out. I was feeling down earlier , listening to music, and a great song came on

https://youtu.be/Yh74RxmODg8

It was inspiring.

im on my last foster feeling very ashamed about my actions. Tonight and forever. I know I can do more than quoting 90s sitcoms and drawing humerus weens.

 
RokNRole said:
Have I been insufferable?
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Are you kidding? You post about the most mundane things. Stuff that everyone goes through in life. But you feature it as if they are life changing events that you need serious help with and when help is offered from multiple people, you blow them off because you know better.

yes...insufferable.

 
jamny said:
Are you kidding? You post about the most mundane things. Stuff that everyone goes through in life. But you feature it as if they are life changing events that you need serious help with and when help is offered from multiple people, you blow them off because you know better.

yes...insufferable.
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They mean that much to me at the time. I'm not forcing you to read this thread.

 
RokNRole said:
They mean that much to me at the time. I'm not forcing you to read this thread.
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And yet again you don't realize that that was actually advice. Maybe a little tough for your delicate sensitivities, but advice nonetheless. Which of course, you will ignore.

 
I was blue and lonely,
I couldn't sleep a wink
And I could only get unconscious
If I'd had to much to drink

There was somehow, something wrong somewhere,
And each day seemed grey and dead
The seeds of desperation
Were growing in me head

I needed inspiration,
A brand new start in life,
Somewhere to place affection,
But I didn't want a wife

And then by lucky chance I saw
In a special magazine
An ad that was unusual,
The like I'd never seen,

"Experience something different
With our new imported toy,
She's loving, warm, inflatable
And a guarantee of joy"

She came all wrapped in cardboard,
All pink and shriveled down
A breath of air was all she needed
To make her lose that frown

I took her to the bedroom
And pumped her with some life,
And later in a moment
That girl became my wife

And so I sit her in the corner
And sometimes stroke her hair
And when I'm feeling naughty
I blow her up with air

She's cuddly and she's bouncy,
She's like a rubber ball,
I bounce her in the kitchen
And I bounce her in the hall

And now my life is different
Since Sally came my way
I wake up in the morning
And have her on a tray

She's everything they say she was
And I wear a permanent grin,
And I only have to worry
In case my girl wears thin

 
ProstheticRGK said:
I was blue and lonely,
I couldn't sleep a wink
And I could only get unconscious
If I'd had to much to drink

There was somehow, something wrong somewhere,
And each day seemed grey and dead
The seeds of desperation
Were growing in me head

I needed inspiration,
A brand new start in life,
Somewhere to place affection,
But I didn't want a wife

And then by lucky chance I saw
In a special magazine
An ad that was unusual,
The like I'd never seen,

"Experience something different
With our new imported toy,
She's loving, warm, inflatable
And a guarantee of joy"

She came all wrapped in cardboard,
All pink and shriveled down
A breath of air was all she needed
To make her lose that frown

I took her to the bedroom
And pumped her with some life,
And later in a moment
That girl became my wife

And so I sit her in the corner
And sometimes stroke her hair
And when I'm feeling naughty
I blow her up with air

She's cuddly and she's bouncy,
She's like a rubber ball,
I bounce her in the kitchen
And I bounce her in the hall

And now my life is different
Since Sally came my way
I wake up in the morning
And have her on a tray

She's everything they say she was
And I wear a permanent grin,
And I only have to worry
In case my girl wears thin
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Its a good song. What is the tempo?

 
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