So hungover this morning I accidently wore two different shoes (1 Viewer)

[Quint]

She's an independent contractor from a family with a lot of money.

so you are debating marrying a woman who loves you, has her own business, comes from a wealthy family, and wants to live abroad? 

hmmmmmm. 

what are the chances her family "helps out" with the move? 

 

[RokNRole]

so you are debating marrying a woman who loves you, has her own business, comes from a wealthy family, and wants to live abroad? 

hmmmmmm. 

what are the chances her family "helps out" with the move? 

She's the only woman that makes this song make sense

https://youtu.be/4XsufDwXu4w

 

[RokNRole]

https://youtu.be/gp68qgkzAzw

thats a good one too

 

[RokNRole]

https://youtu.be/s5BJXwNeKsQ

 

[Quint]

She's the only woman that makes this song make sense

https://youtu.be/4XsufDwXu4w

so her family would not help with the move? 

 

[jamny]

She's been here longer than me.

Where are you from?

 

[RokNRole]

https://youtu.be/u9S41Kplsbs

 

[-OZ-]

So I have a disc golf basket in my back yard and about 30 discs so I can practice my putting. Last thing I remember last night was drinking tequila and doing bonghits in the pool, blasting my 70's top 40 Pandora station. 

Woke up this morning wearing only a t-shirt. Went outside, my swim trunks are by the pool, couple chairs are knocked over, my Yeti tumbler is in the grass and I can't find the lid, and there are frisbees all over the place. So, I guess there's a chance I was throwing frisbees in the nude last night, or at least bottomless.

So I hope this makes you feel better about yourself.  

You had me at disc golf basket in your backyard.  That's awesome and I might need to replicate. 

I'm not much of a look at me guy, and lots of stuff I'd want to post probably wouldn't fly with Father Joe. 

But, I've been angling for a 3-way with my wife and one of her hot friends who I'm pretty sure would be down. If that ends up happening I'll have to post an update here or possibly :e:lsewhere.

Is that still a thing? 

I like Falstaff and spray cheese.

Whatever is on sale at the class 6 and Aldi's. Right now it's a gallon of Carlo Rossi burgundy, dogfish head 60 minute ipa, and happy farms cheese.

 

[RokNRole]

We live in a sick world

 

[-OZ-]

We live in a sick world

https://youtu.be/v98CAKNAnPU

Or perhaps you prefer https://youtu.be/_mKPCJUW2I4?

 

[T J]

She's an independent contractor from a family with a lot of money.

An independent contractor of what? That could just as easily translate to unemployed. 

 

[KCitons]

She's an independent contractor from a family with a lot of money.

My link

 

[RokNRole]

https://youtu.be/v98CAKNAnPU

Or perhaps you prefer https://youtu.be/_mKPCJUW2I4?

The first one lost me early. It had no bollocks.

The second one is a classic.

 

[RokNRole]

An independent contractor of what? That could just as easily translate to unemployed. 

Things translate to what they translate. Sorry

 

[RokNRole]

My link

I'm not that drunk yet.

 

[KCitons]

I'm not that drunk yet.

or that rich. 

 

[T J]

Things translate to what they translate. Sorry

That's stupid. Don't be obtuse. I'm asking what exactly she does. Independent contractor could be anything.

 

[RokNRole]

That's stupid. Don't be obtuse. I'm asking what exactly she does. Independent contractor could be anything.

Why in the world are you privy to that?

 

[ProstheticRGK]

That's stupid. Don't be obtuse. I'm asking what exactly she does. Independent contractor could be anything.

Lady of the evening?

 

[rail]

She understands how important they are and she has watched me play many games. She said...

"I didn't understand it when you explained hockey to me but now that I see it I'm starting to like it"!

Now's the time to broach anal, IMO.

 

[RokNRole]

Now's the time to broach anal, IMO.

Anal is disgusting

 

[Hawks64]

Huh..I don't even splurge on boars head meats and cheeses and I make a decent living. 

Man you're missing out, that's all we get. Huge difference in flavor and quality over regular deli meats.

 

[Hawks64]

Miller lite is my go to.... But I do like good bourbon/whiskey so point taken. That said... it's one thing to spend disposable income on frivolities... it's another to buy that stuff when you're counting nickels to make rent. 

It's just cheese bro

$10.00/lb cheese but who cares when you're struggling to make rent.

 

[T J]

Why in the world are you privy to that?

The field she works in is a secret? Got it. That actually says a good deal.

I think you're full of ####. Your posts use good grammar/spelling, and your posts, while annoying, convey your thoughts clearly. 

Therefore this all smacks to me of being one giant fishing trip, 

 

[RokNRole]

The field she works in is a secret? Got it. That actually says a good deal.

I think you're full of ####. Your posts use good grammar/spelling, and your posts, while annoying, convey your thoughts clearly. 

Therefore this all smacks to me of being one giant fishing trip, 

I have good grammar and spelling?

 

[RokNRole]

$10.00/lb cheese but who cares when you're struggling to make rent.

It was $9.49 and I only got half a pound.

 

[T J]

I have good grammar and spelling?

 Why do you think you're privy to that?

 

[RokNRole]

 Why do you think you're privy to that?

You addressed it towards me

 

[T J]

Now see, you forgot the period at the end that sentence. Never mind what I said earlier.

 

[RokNRole]

Now see, you forgot the period at the end that sentence. Never mind what I said earlier.

Some aren't worth a period

 

[DropKick]

Some aren't worth a period

So what's the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick?

 

[RokNRole]

So what's the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick?

The hippie chick has a bigger beard?

 

[DropKick]

The hippie chick has a bigger beard?

No, the player will shower after three periods.

I thought you were a hockey guy!

 

[RokNRole]

No, the player will shower after three periods.

I thought you were a hockey guy!

I wasn't for a long time until now.

 

[RokNRole]

There is nothing here to build off of

 

[RokNRole]

Not even midnight on the plains

 

[jon_mx]

There is nothing here to build off of

What are you looking for here.  You have a problem and you need to solve it.  No one here can stop you from drinking and get your #### together.  You need to seek help and do it.  

 

[RokNRole]

What are you looking for here.  You have a problem and you need to solve it.  No one here can stop you from drinking and get your #### together.  You need to seek help and do it.  

Idk what I was talking about. I blacked out 6 hours ago

 

[trogg78]

Idk what I was talking about. I blacked out 6 hours ago

Describe the scene when you woke from your blackout. This is very interesting.

 

[RokNRole]

Describe the scene when you woke from your blackout. This is very interesting.

I just woke up on the couch

 

[Frostillicus]

I just woke up on the couch

What were you wearing?

 

[trogg78]

I just woke up on the couch

Booooooo!

 

[RokNRole]

What were you wearing?

Boxers

 

[RokNRole]

Booooooo!

Besides the keystone cans the only signs of activity is an empty bag of beef jerky and a plate with maple syrup and peanut butter on it.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Nothing to add currently except nice post of Testament's "Sins of Omission" earlier.  I figured that was before your time - I used to TORMENT the people in my dorm freshman year of college with that album/song.  Most kids had a boombox, but my roommate had a really nice stereo with giant cabinet speakers.  You could hear that #### outside the building and halfway to the student center a quarter of a mile away.

Also, I'm leaving work in 3 hours to drive to St. Augustine to see Lamb of God and Slayer and drink 100 beers.  I'm 45.  Don't use me as your role model.  Get help with your drinking, and soon.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

So I have a disc golf basket in my back yard and about 30 discs so I can practice my putting. Last thing I remember last night was drinking tequila and doing bonghits in the pool, blasting my 70's top 40 Pandora station. 

Woke up this morning wearing only a t-shirt. Went outside, my swim trunks are by the pool, couple chairs are knocked over, my Yeti tumbler is in the grass and I can't find the lid, and there are frisbees all over the place. So, I guess there's a chance I was throwing frisbees in the nude last night, or at least bottomless.

So I hope this makes you feel better about yourself.  

Amazing.  I love me some McGarnicle.

 

[Conanthecontrarian]

Evidently. I urged her to do some research but she didn't do it.

she didnt post in the FFA and ask for information? 

 

[Conanthecontrarian]

Man I love hockey. Rather than going to AA I'd rather play hockey and get in the middle of things.

Im 33 if I join a 30+ beer league are they going to get upset about my play style?

you never mentioned hockey until recently, can u even skate?

 

[jamny]

you never mentioned hockey until recently, can u even skate?

Is that important? I'm sure it's easy to learn.

 

[RokNRole]

you never mentioned hockey until recently, can u even skate?

I did several times. I played when I was a kid. I am part Swedish so I am an excellent natural skater.