St Louis Cardinals under FBI Investigation for Hacking (1 Viewer)

[Long Ball Larry]

Is this really a surprise to anyone? The Cardinals franchise has a history of cheating and the front office looking the other way. See Mark McGwire. Even the Patriot's organization is jealous.

Definitely a shifty lot. They have 3 (known) aliases. That's right: Browns, Brown Stockings, and Perfectos. I guess I'm a little old-fashioned, but I always say, dance with the one that brung ya. Seems like these "Cardinals" are getting ready to fly the coop.

 

[Das Boot]

Had no idea Kim Jong-Un was into MLB, too.

That's the Pirate's SS

 

[ffldrew]

Top ten reasons for hacking Astros

#10: Luhnow made a great spinach and artichoke dip and they were looking for the recipe.

#9: Were trying to find the roster file to add Pete Kozma to it.

#8: Just wanted to see if Luhnows old password, WaltJockettySucks, still worked.

#7: Was hoping to find a social media plan for some tips.

#6: Checking to see if Houston ever found that ball Albert Pujols hit off of Brad Lidge.

#5: Thought itd be funny to bump Colby Rasmus up the Free Agents To Target list.

#4: Wanted to change everyones wallpaper to this:

#3: Along with #4, all computers now boot up with the audio, Go crazy, folks, go crazy!

#2: Fredbird told Rosie Red he could get her Orbitz phone number.

And the number one reason the St. Louis Cardinals hacked the Houston Astros.

#1: Thought they were voting for the Royals on the All-Star ballot.

Eta sorry trying to get links on tablet is weird with this site so 4 is a 2011 championship pic

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I like #5 best

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Had no idea Kim Jong-Un was into MLB, too.

That's the Pirate's SS

This kind of humor is welcome in the baseball forum. Come on over!

 

[TheIronSheik]

Yeah... if the FBI proves this I'd think they'll have the full book thrown at them. Banned from post-season, fined, picks -- that kind of stuff.

If the FBI proves this, somebody is going to Federal pound-you-in-the-### prison.

Probably will be an individual hung to dry.

The big thing is that if the information they got was used by the Cards, it will screw them. Because using that info means that you are not guilty, yourself, of knowingly using stolen information. They reporter I saw talking about it said that this is going to be very tough for the Cards to get out from unless it truly was a rogue employee, which is highly doubtful.

 

[roadkill1292]

Make the owner sell the team. That ####### Kraft, too.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Make the owner sell the team.

Make the Cards move to Arizona.

 

[Mr. Cross]

It makes sense they are cheaters. There is no way a team can be good for as long as they have been. They probably made a deal with Satan to.

 

[Tom Hagen]

As a Phillies fan I'm glad I don't have to worry about teams wanting to steal Ruben's analytics.

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

I like #5 best

#6 was my fave, but that is a solid list top to bottom.Pleased to see Grantland did a Spaceballs luggage joke in an article today about this scandal.